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02-14-2013 , 09:12 PM
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Originally Posted by GoDeViLs
No joke, I went to HS with this guy and am fb friends. He is a struggling stand-up comic. Haven't seen a show but heard it is excruciating. Heard he is quite the ladies man. I guess he made it big after all


Do these people just eat 24 hours a day??
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02-14-2013 , 09:59 PM
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02-14-2013 , 11:22 PM
This girl and her bf or exbf were both posting from her facebook on her wall having an argument. I guess because they didnt have a phone or idk. it was pretty entertaining ****. Now everyone on her fbook knows she had an abortion. lol. this comment came down pretty quick, but luckily my buddy anticipated this and snagged a screen shot. also lol.




edit: oops i guess he mentions her 1st name. **** it im not redoing it.

ive got plenty of big hitting ******s on my fbook and ill soon be posting their idiocy.

edit2: see, this is why i keep these morons as friends. sure most of what they post is just tilting and infuriating. but every once in a while, every once in a while, u get rewarded with something amazing ^

Last edited by TooCuriousso1; 02-14-2013 at 11:27 PM.
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02-14-2013 , 11:27 PM
Courtney: from everyone else in the world, thank you. you did the right thing.
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02-15-2013 , 12:07 AM
My first submission to this thread. Friend of a lot of my friends posts depressing **** like this ALL THE FK'ING TIME. I obv insta-decline his friend request which he keeps sending me.

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02-15-2013 , 12:08 AM
Wow. That looks like a whiffed direct message maybe? It amazes me when people do that on twitter all the time with sensitive stuff.
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02-15-2013 , 12:12 AM
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Originally Posted by brrrrr
Courtney: from everyone else in the world, thank you. you did the right thing.
the fetus may have different opinion.
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02-15-2013 , 01:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Lavon Affair
the fetus may have different opinion.
That fetus could have grown up to be Einstein.
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02-15-2013 , 01:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Lavon Affair
the fetus may have different opinion.
wrong, it's dead
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02-15-2013 , 01:32 AM
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Originally Posted by GoDeViLs
No joke, I went to HS with this guy and am fb friends. He is a struggling stand-up comic. Haven't seen a show but heard it is excruciating. Heard he is quite the ladies man. I guess he made it big after all


That...is a lot of adipose tissue
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02-15-2013 , 02:58 AM
It's sad that if that group of friends ever goes to a rooftop lounge they have to split up and take 2 or more elevator cabs.

There is a chick on my FB who has posted a couple times in the last week about her "man", without mention of his name or his picture. She has said something about "I love watching my man play poker" and "Going out of town with my man this weekend". People have posted "Who is your new man?" and she responded with "A great man. That should suffice for now!"

Today she posted a pic of V-day flowers saying "My man is awesome" or something.

She's 33, lives alone with cats and looks like Aileen Wournos from Monster. There is NO WAY she has a man right now.

I certainly feel bad for her though but sheesh if you are going to lie at least put some effort into it.
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02-15-2013 , 03:02 AM
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Originally Posted by GoDeViLs
No joke, I went to HS with this guy and am fb friends. He is a struggling stand-up comic. Haven't seen a show but heard it is excruciating. Heard he is quite the ladies man. I guess he made it big after all


So what part of Wisconsin did you grow up in?
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02-15-2013 , 03:04 AM
Seriously do those 5 people (forget the skinny guy way to the left - what's he doing there? He better leave before the gravitational force of one of their thighs pulls him into a thigh crevasse forever.) weight more or less than 1,500 pounds in total? I don't know. Is that the Steelers' practice squad O-line?
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02-15-2013 , 03:05 AM
That is really sad. What kind of life is that where you have to make up a person..? Meow.

Re: Steeler's line. No way they could get on an elevator together. Or a crusie ship.
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02-15-2013 , 03:21 AM
Pretty unhinged woman, single mother, loves to air her dirty laundry in public via the medium of facebook. No doubt there's a full blown meltdown in the post...



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02-15-2013 , 03:24 AM
Uncalled for baby pic IMO:

Spoiler:
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02-15-2013 , 03:48 AM
i think its a random smiley that doesnt mean much

like Oo
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02-15-2013 , 03:49 AM
I just found out yesterday that my friend's sister was cheated on. She and her husband are in their late-20s and just had their first kid, a baby girl, in December. Turns out her husband fathered another child with some other woman and it was born a few weeks ago, less than 2 months apart. Wow. They've been married for probably 4 years or so.

These are not white trash people either. They are upper-middle class, college educated folk who both come from good families. It's pretty shocking. I've been scouring their FB pages but cannot find a hint of dirty laundry.

I know years ago she was laid off and her husband insisted she didn't go on unemployment because he may run for politics some day and didn't want it to get out that they collected "free" money. lol. He's an engineer. But now I'm starting to see that politics is probably right for him. My friend and his brother are big strong dudes who are really protective of their sister. And her husband is weak. There's like a 50/50 chance they **** that dude up. lol.
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02-15-2013 , 04:00 AM
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Originally Posted by suzzer99
Uncalled for baby pic IMO:

Spoiler:
Cute RN. Im not a huge fan of the nose but I'm flexible.

Last edited by Villian1; 02-15-2013 at 04:07 AM.
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02-15-2013 , 04:05 AM
Babies freak me out.
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02-15-2013 , 04:15 AM
Newborns freak me out. Babies I can deal with to some extent.
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02-15-2013 , 05:08 AM
i just feel bad for the people who share this

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02-15-2013 , 06:05 AM
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Originally Posted by SiMor29
Pretty unhinged woman, single mother, loves to air her dirty laundry in public via the medium of facebook. No doubt there's a full blown meltdown in the post...
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Everytime he's meant to see me at the weekend somebody dies or receives really bad news or something happens to his car. I would hate to think anybody would lie about stuff like that but it seems oddly suspicious.
Guy got sloppy with his covers, rookie mistake that you hate to see.
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02-15-2013 , 11:45 AM
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Originally Posted by SiMor29
Pretty unhinged woman, single mother, loves to air her dirty laundry in public via the medium of facebook. No doubt there's a full blown meltdown in the post...
I love how chicks in these situations flood the comments with stupid **** like "you are so wonderful, you dont deserve this, you are an amazing woman, blahblahblah" When what they should be doing is telling her the truth. "I Told you this guy was a piece of **** from the start, you need to figure out why you are attracted to this type of man and fix your ****. The problem isnt these guys, the problem is you. If you want to be a good mother for your kids, stop dating losers!" Then I guess maybe sprinkle in a your wonderful or something at the end, so its not just all medicine.
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02-15-2013 , 11:50 AM
A woman ******ed enough to post **** like that on Facebook has no chance of learning anything from the comments

lol old women on Facebook tho, so standard
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