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He is referring to the process called Hydrolic Fracturing, or fracking for short. It is a process they are currently using to get Natural gas out of the ground.

I'm not sure you understand why his FB status was fracking ******ed.

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06-15-2011 , 09:20 AM

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ninersrule

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just read last 5ish pages of thread. great stuff guys. im on the hunt now!

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06-15-2011 , 09:51 AM

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saltine

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Yeah you're so ****ing fascinating, I'm so honoured that you kept me as a facebook friend.

Posts like this tilt me so much that I always remove whoever it is that posted it.

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06-15-2011 , 10:29 AM

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Tony_P

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lol women

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06-15-2011 , 11:00 AM

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ImsaKidd

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Originally Posted by saltine

Yeah you're so ****ing fascinating, I'm so honoured that you kept me as a facebook friend.

Posts like this tilt me so much that I always remove whoever it is that posted it.

but then you cant be a part of the elite!

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06-15-2011 , 11:03 AM

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ohead

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Originally Posted by ImsaKidd

but then you cant be a part of the elite!

bet you are always in the 1/5th that stays in a big cleansing

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06-15-2011 , 11:30 AM

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neuroman

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I'm thinking about reactivating my facebook account just so I can unfriend and/or block some people.

p.s.
Facebook lost 6 Million north american users last month.
http://www.slate.com/id/2296932/

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06-15-2011 , 12:36 PM

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Tyler Durden

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Originally Posted by ninersrule

just read last 5ish pages of thread. great stuff guys. im on the hunt now!

Pretty much the only reason I log on to FB these days is to find status that I can contribute to this thread.

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06-15-2011 , 03:58 PM

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ninersrule

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Originally Posted by saltine

Yeah you're so ****ing fascinating, I'm so honoured that you kept me as a facebook friend.

Posts like this tilt me so much that I always remove whoever it is that posted it.

People who post that are always not even really my friend. I always think, why didnt you delete me I dont even really like you? lol

Sad thing is I have seen people post that atleast 3 times.

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06-15-2011 , 04:04 PM

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Phresh

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Originally Posted by ninersrule

People who post that are always not even really my friend. I always think, why didnt you delete me I dont even really like you? lol

Sad thing is I have seen people post that atleast 3 times.

Because they're not really deleting people or trying to thin their FB list, they're trying to look cool because they're ******s.

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06-15-2011 , 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by neuroman

I'm thinking about reactivating my facebook account just so I can unfriend and/or block some people.

p.s.
Facebook lost 6 Million north american users last month.
http://www.slate.com/id/2296932/

FYI - "lost" is defined as - didn't check in in the last month.

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06-15-2011 , 06:20 PM

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I had my back turned, doing other things, while Caitlin was eating her fruit loops for breakfast. Usually I have to help her with the last few that are hard to scoop up in the spoon, but then I heard "all done," and sure enough she was all done! She's getting to be such a big gir

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Caitlin now comes up to us and says "poo poo" and sure enough has a poopy diaper! Might be getting close to potty training time

Literally ever 4 out of 5 statuses are about her daughter. I stopped her updates a long time ago, though.

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06-15-2011 , 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by suzzer99

FYI - "lost" is defined as - didn't check in in the last month.

Not to mention it doesn't seem that worrying when you consider their total size and the fact that many people just won't like Facebook (or any other similar social media).

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06-15-2011 , 06:28 PM

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This is appropriate for both this and the grammar-nazi thread:

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"Throughout life people will make you mad, disrespect you and treat you bad. Let God deal with the things they do, cause hate in your heart will consume you too, Will Smith.”

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06-15-2011 , 06:38 PM

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GMan42

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Originally Posted by Gizmo

Literally ever 4 out of 5 statuses are about her daughter. I stopped her updates a long time ago, though.

First child, I presume. The poor second kid will probably inspire a status update when he's born and then get another one at his high school graduation. That's always the way.

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06-15-2011 , 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Gizmo

Literally ever 4 out of 5 statuses are about her daughter. I stopped her updates a long time ago, though.

It's just another outlet for those types of parents who think everyone else cares about these things.

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06-15-2011 , 07:33 PM

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"Throughout life people will make you mad, disrespect you and treat you bad. Let God deal with the things they do, cause hate in your heart will consume you too, Will Smith.”

I lol'd.

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06-15-2011 , 07:50 PM

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fezjones

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"i dont want to get to the end of my life and realize that i've only lived the length of it, but the width of it as well"

posted by a broad obv

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06-15-2011 , 07:57 PM

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Gizmo

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Originally Posted by nuisance

It's just another outlet for those types of parents who think everyone else cares about these things.

Oh yeah, I know. Plus I think she updates family this way, posts a lot of videos etc...
Still, it annoys the piss out of me.

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06-15-2011 , 08:19 PM

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prohornblower

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CAITLANCAITLANCAITLAN half of these mommy posts are because they like saying their daughter's name.

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06-15-2011 , 09:30 PM

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lagdonk

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bwahahaha at people in this thread still getting mad about mothers being intensely focused on the activities of their young infants

either you're close enough to the person to have enough empathy to tolerate what it's like for them to raise a toddler and their impulse to share their experience of it on FB (and probably 80% of all of their conversations IRL, which is FARKING NORMAL BEHAVIOR for new parents), or you calmly block the person from your feed and stop being flabbergasted that humans are human

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06-15-2011 , 09:34 PM

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lagdonk

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(I'm way too addicted to jumping into this thread like once a week to be a douche to those I feel are illegitimate haterz!)

(Plus I get to read the authentically hilarious status updates that periodically get posted)