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06-11-2011 , 10:29 PM
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Originally Posted by lagdonk
(Humorous error, witty pun, or crass innuendo?)
It's erection to say for sure.
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06-12-2011 , 01:24 AM
i'll take witty pun but there may be a conflict of interest.

(fwiw i was talking about this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lying_down_game)

Last edited by tyler_cracker; 06-12-2011 at 01:35 AM. Reason: not sure why it's so hard for me to write this ****ty post
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06-12-2011 , 02:21 AM
This dude is bananas:

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06-12-2011 , 04:07 AM
"Were the **** is my truck......im gunna kill someone"

"Had a nightmare The vet told me my horse wont ever be sound and now I can't sleep"

"Is tryin to sleep but her truck wont stop beeepin ......fml"

"Last night was such a bad night......and what im just suppose to take it and be ok with everything......i dont thing sooo.....UGH"

"Wow cant belive thatt little gray pony still makes my days even a little bit better esp when my ponys still lame......she is now my sec fav horse"
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06-12-2011 , 06:59 AM
It's so good to have people who actually post good statuses on fb though, really does make up for some of the most pointless/whiny bull**** that others post.
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06-12-2011 , 11:16 AM
i don't thing sooo
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06-12-2011 , 11:45 AM
Hah guess I'll post one...more idiotic and super redneck than anything else. Just a reflection of the typical resident of Hillsborough, NC...

"headed at church with his large tea!"

(picture of this girl's toddler son with an XXL Bojangles sweet tea sitting in his car seat...headed at church!
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06-12-2011 , 12:34 PM
bruiser's latest status :

'squat heavy die young'
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06-12-2011 , 12:44 PM
LOOOOOL
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06-12-2011 , 01:07 PM
I have a friend who had her boobs done a few months ago and joined the group "I hate it when people stare at my boobs"

Her profile picture doesn't seem to support that group either
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06-12-2011 , 01:20 PM
pics?
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06-13-2011 , 01:44 AM
This guy always does this self efficacing crap

"You know you need to get some hobbies and other interests when you derive a huge amount of self esteem from someone "liking" something you wrote on facebook. Jigsaw puzzle and juggling set please......"
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06-14-2011 , 02:25 PM



wow i wish i had the balls to properly reply to this post...
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06-14-2011 , 02:31 PM
A simple "thank you" should suffice.
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06-14-2011 , 02:34 PM
Sounds like a good woman.
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06-14-2011 , 02:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Tom Ames
A simple "thank you" should suffice.
If I was single, I would be all over it. My girlfriend wouldn't see the humor in it unfortunately.
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06-14-2011 , 02:55 PM
This isnt annoying as muh as pretty friggin funny:



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06-14-2011 , 03:13 PM
stop posting fake **** in here, idiots
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06-14-2011 , 03:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Tom Ames
A simple "thank you" should suffice.
shouldn't it be "you're welcome"?
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06-14-2011 , 03:37 PM
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Originally Posted by dirtydiana73
This isnt annoying as muh as pretty friggin funny:



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Fakebook
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06-14-2011 , 05:24 PM
STFU about it being fake. One, its quite possible they're not (Even in that last one about the password it's likely just a stupid joke by Luke and not a completely fake post). Two, who gives a **** - some of them are still funny.
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06-14-2011 , 05:34 PM
Here's a real one though:

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how can any human be a 'Friend of Natural Gas'? isn't that like saying 'Enemy of Safe Clean Drinking Water'? insane.
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06-14-2011 , 05:35 PM
That's about as awesome as "Fighting for peace is like ****ing for virginity." facepalm.gif
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06-14-2011 , 07:23 PM
unrelated: I once pulled the ol' password trick on a friend in college with the intention of getting into his AIM and ****ing around. Then we found out the password was "Travis" and instead just made fun of him for loving Travis (a band).
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06-14-2011 , 11:54 PM
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Originally Posted by jjshabado
Here's a real one though:
He is referring to the process called Hydrolic Fracturing, or fracking for short. It is a process they are currently using to get Natural gas out of the ground.
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