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Not sure this really qualifies and is probably Tyler Durdenish, but for some reason I can not stop laughing at this:

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Do any of my fb friends have a horse with a barn or stable that I could take my kids to see this weekend?! And can be ridden with a bridle. Please inbox me. Want my kids to see what their mommy's life used to revolve around. Thx.

. P.s. no Arabians!!!

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01-29-2013 , 08:27 PM

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PocketChads

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Was fine till no arabians

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01-29-2013 , 08:29 PM

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Kirbynator

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LMAO

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01-29-2013 , 08:34 PM

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Rolando Blackman

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Originally Posted by TimmayB

Please inbox me.

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. Want my kids to see what their mommy's life used to revolve around. Thx.

mom either worked on a ranch or was a beastiality fetishist

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P.s. no Arabians!!!

racist

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01-29-2013 , 08:42 PM

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DavidFongs

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She is either racist or talking about horses http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arabian_horse

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01-29-2013 , 08:47 PM

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Rolando Blackman

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Originally Posted by DavidFongs

She is either racist or talking about horses http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arabian_horse

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke

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01-29-2013 , 09:41 PM

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Kirbynator

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never heard of arabian horses

why must you make me regret my laughing

>=[

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01-29-2013 , 11:31 PM

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DavidFongs

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Originally Posted by Rolando Blackman

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douche

Some people probably legitimately didn't know she was referring to a type of horse (me included until I googled "Arabian horse")

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01-30-2013 , 12:22 AM

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suzzer99

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ignoramus

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01-30-2013 , 12:31 AM

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TimmayB

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I figured she was talking about a horse via context but it still made me LOL so I thought I'd share.

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01-30-2013 , 12:32 AM

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Rusemandingo

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David Im sure that anonymous FB poster appreciates you defending her against pretend accusations of racism.

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01-30-2013 , 01:19 AM

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PocketChads

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Fwiw I knew arabians were horses

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01-30-2013 , 01:22 AM

#12838

suzzer99

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cookie

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01-30-2013 , 01:31 AM

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GoDeViLs

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I have access to horses for ride. Please forward her fb info via pm if she is 6/10 or better. No Arabians guaranteed.

And who the **** rides a horse without a bridle?

Im serious, will provide tr.

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01-30-2013 , 03:21 AM

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A-Rod's Cousin

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hashtag guy needs to be kicked in the teeth with a steel-toed boot.

"inbox me" girl needs to stop saying "inbox me".

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01-30-2013 , 03:50 AM

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A-Rod's Cousin

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"I can be just me and that is so cool. Having fun and happy."

Guess whether or not this was posted by a 33 year old unmarried fatty or not.

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01-30-2013 , 03:54 AM

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mutigers

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I love how the vast majority of these are from like 15 year old chain emails that pop up again every 4 years

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01-30-2013 , 04:00 AM

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seattlelou

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Originally Posted by suzzer99

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cookie

OMG I thought the other wiki links were funny but the cookie just killed it. Very funny.

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01-30-2013 , 04:06 AM

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buddyholly

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Originally Posted by A-Rod's Cousin

"I can be just me and that is so cool. Having fun and happy."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Einstein

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01-30-2013 , 05:46 AM

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Originally Posted by mutigers5591

I love how the vast majority of these are from like 15 year old chain emails that pop up again every 4 years

LOL how would one even going a out rigging a needle to poke someone who grabs a gas pump handle.

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01-30-2013 , 05:49 AM

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I_AM_EVIL

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Originally Posted by Randal_Graves

LOL how would one even going a out rigging a needle to poke someone who grabs a gas pump handle.

It's a lot easier and helps if the person isn't as drunk as you were when you made that post.

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01-30-2013 , 06:38 AM

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Randal_Graves

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Originally Posted by I_AM_EVIL

It's a lot easier and helps if the person isn't as drunk as you were when you made that post.

Phucking iPhone.

Go about* obviously.

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01-30-2013 , 07:06 AM

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LostOstrich

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the NO ARABIANS line was super funny even though I'm well aware that she's referring to the breed of horse. Simply because I instantly imagined a good % of people who read her status would have been utterly baffled by it.

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01-30-2013 , 11:32 AM

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metaname2

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I feel kinda bad for posting this whole thing, but I'm kinda hoping that George Carlin might start replaceing the Einstein meme:

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SOMETHING TO PONDER: George Carlin

George Carlin's wife died early in 2008 and George followed her, dying in July 2008. It is ironic George Carlin - comedian of the 70's and 80's - could write something so very eloquent and so very appropriate. An observation by George Carlin:

The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness.

We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.

We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.

We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We conquered outer space but not inner space. We've done larger things, but not better things.

We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul. We've conquered the atom, but not our prejudice. We write more, but learn less. We plan more, but accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to wait. We build more computers to hold more information, to produce more copies than ever, but we communicate less and less.

These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion, big men and small character, steep profits and shallow relationships. These are the days of two incomes but more divorce, fancier houses, but broken homes. These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill. It is a time when there is much in the showroom window and nothing in the stockroom. A time when technology can bring this letter to you, and a time when you can choose either to share this insight, or to just hit delete.

Remember to spend some time with your loved ones, because they are not going to be around forever.

Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks up to you in awe, because that little person soon will grow up and leave your side.

Remember, to give a warm hug to the one next to you, because that is the only treasure you can give with your heart and it doesn't cost a cent.

Remember, to say, 'I love you' to your partner and your loved ones, but most of all mean it. A kiss and an embrace will mend hurt when it comes from deep inside of you.

Remember to hold hands and cherish the moment for someday that person will not be there again.

Give time to love, give time to speak! And give time to share the precious thoughts in your mind.

And always remember, life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by those moments that take our breath away.

George Carlin