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Old 06-10-2011, 01:58 PM   #1251
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Re: idiotic / narcissistic / annoying facebook statuses

Those last two aren't real right? Can we get a photoshop expert ITT?
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Old 06-10-2011, 02:03 PM   #1252
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Fake. All of the ones with parents are fake. "WTF MOM!!! OMG!!!"
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Old 06-10-2011, 02:06 PM   #1253
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I don't know. There are lots of retarded kids out there and lots of retarded parents too. It seems likely that there are at least a few FB posts with both retarded kids and parents.
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Old 06-10-2011, 02:39 PM   #1254
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emo girl who used to cut herself makes yet another appearance in this thread:
Tell her: "I don't know, have you been diagnosed with narcissistic personality disorder yet?
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Old 06-10-2011, 03:16 PM   #1255
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I dropped a 'FANCY HATS, *****' last night. not only b/c there were several broads in fancy hats, but also b/c that location cracks me so consistantly up
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Old 06-10-2011, 04:31 PM   #1256
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Those last two aren't real right? Can we get a photoshop expert ITT?
The fakes aren't photoshopped, people just make new accounts and coordinate the post.
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Old 06-10-2011, 04:34 PM   #1257
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I don't know. There are lots of retarded kids out there and lots of retarded parents too. It seems likely that there are at least a few FB posts with both retarded kids and parents.
About once a month I'll have to talk to somebody's Mom who is either butting into or simply trying to fix whatever their college aged child is ****ing up. While there's a chance these are all fake- people like that utterly exist.
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Old 06-10-2011, 04:43 PM   #1258
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It's the responses that give them away as fake.
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Old 06-10-2011, 04:45 PM   #1259
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It's the responses that give them away as fake.
How so? I mean you guys don't think there are people retarded enough to make these kinds of posts? That seems like a really high bar for humanity.
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Old 06-10-2011, 04:49 PM   #1260
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These are amazing. I'm happy that I don't have much to contribute. So happy.
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Old 06-10-2011, 06:40 PM   #1261
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The fakes aren't photoshopped, people just make new accounts and coordinate the post.
Outsmarted by Facebook rogues again!

I realize that "I don't have Facebook" is the new "I don't have a TV" as another posted cleverly pointed out once...but I'm really glad I don't have FB. It would tilt me really hard.
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Old 06-10-2011, 06:41 PM   #1262
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How so? I mean you guys don't think there are people retarded enough to make these kinds of posts? That seems like a really high bar for humanity.
OMG MOM!! THAT IS SO EMBARRASSING STOP!

"Come on, honey. It's okay, your father and I enjoy anal sex as well!'

MOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!

They're so easy to fake + these sites are so popular = tons of fake ones.
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Old 06-10-2011, 07:02 PM   #1263
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http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/06/10/...ing/?hpt=hp_t2

people on facebook thinking they're spies and ****. (stole this link from nham.)
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Old 06-10-2011, 10:23 PM   #1264
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Just found this thread, here's one from just now:

"Going to bed have an EARLY morning tomorrow yard sailing!!!"

*facepalm*
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Old 06-10-2011, 10:51 PM   #1265
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yard sailing? wtf
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Old 06-11-2011, 12:04 AM   #1266
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My starboard neighbor is a real douche
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Old 06-11-2011, 12:29 AM   #1267
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people on facebook thinking they're spies and ****. (stole this link from nham.)
This is some next level ****. Husband owns.
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Old 06-11-2011, 09:47 AM   #1268
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Just found this thread, here's one from just now:

"Going to bed have an EARLY morning tomorrow yard sailing!!!"

*facepalm*
Awesome.
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Old 06-11-2011, 11:54 AM   #1269
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i feel like i'm in on the ground floor of something. pretty soon, the internet will be flooded with pictures of bored european youths lying prone, board stiff, in the gardens and grounds of random homes, canvas sheets tied to a pole mounted on their backs -- yard sailing.
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Old 06-11-2011, 07:42 PM   #1270
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Today's contribution, although the status itself isn't bad and the Humane Society gets the LOLs:

"At the LuHowl to support the Humane Society!"

That's right. The LuHowl.
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Old 06-11-2011, 08:11 PM   #1271
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Note: people that display their middle names are retards.
Why are the timelines all ****ed up?
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Old 06-11-2011, 08:49 PM   #1272
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tl;dr

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Old 06-11-2011, 08:51 PM   #1273
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Fantastic.
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Old 06-11-2011, 09:55 PM   #1274
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I gotta give him credit for that.
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Old 06-11-2011, 10:21 PM   #1275
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(Humorous error, witty pun, or crass innuendo?)
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