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I think instead of passing gun control laws and bans, they bed to pass laws that require the media to tell the truth when they report. They should he held accountable for the consistency and the accuracy of what they report. Maybe then the American people would have a clear picture of reality, instead of being inundated with inaccurate "facts" and "stats". People will believe anything if they hear and see it enough. I just want to see the news one day and be able to believe what it says.

from an obv sandy hook conspiracy believer

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01-20-2013 , 09:32 PM

#12577

SiMor29

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 4,985

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Originally Posted by LostOstrich

Old people on the internet are the best. I saw an awesome discussion between two of them on my feed the other day, when old person 1 changed her profile pic to a photo of her and old person 2.

OP2: HI OP1 HOPE YOU ARE WELL. WHAT A LOVELY PICTURE! IS THAT ME?
OP1: thanks op2, yes its me and you at ____. What a great time we had that day!
OP2: CAN YOU SEND ME A COPY OF THIS PICTURE PLEASE
OP1: Sorry, I don't have it. A friend put it on facebook and I liked it so much that I made it my profile picture!
OP2: THATS A SHAME, I'D LOVE TO GET A PRINTED COPY OF THIS
OP1: Yes, so would I. I will let you know if I manage to get hold of one.

haha aww that's actually pretty sweet.

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01-21-2013 , 01:00 AM

#12578

professormike

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 5,957

Just typed up deep controversial status and then deleted it and decided not to post it because I knew it would be too much for facebook to handle. So not cool...

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01-21-2013 , 01:16 AM

#12579

Karak

ELIte

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 62,726

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This is great! The Ravens and the 49'ers in the superbowl. No mater what happens.... I WIN!

basically the worst person on earth

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01-21-2013 , 01:19 AM

#12580

JDiamond364

old hand

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 1,205

I swear it seems like the more you love or care about someone the less they care about you....crazy place we are living in

Posted by my nutjob cousin that consistently picks the worst possible guys to jump into relationships with. She falls "in love" with at least 3 or 4 lazy, no job, cheating and abusive guys per year and facebook gets to hear all about every detail.

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01-21-2013 , 01:36 AM

#12581

Happy_Fish

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 7,497

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Originally Posted by Karak

basically the worst person on earth

Wait was it somebody related to the Harbaughs?

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01-21-2013 , 02:04 AM

#12582

Alobar

Born Ready

Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 42,368

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Originally Posted by Tyler Durden

From a guy who went to middle school with me long ago:

"So, I made a seriously intense Sriracha-lime marinade this morning. I used the juice of two smallish limes, half of a medium onion (diced), two garlic cloves (diced), a goodly amount of Sriracha, a sprinkling of cinnamon, and a bit of honey. I think I got the mix right because it tasted so good it made me laugh joyfully. Then, I put it in a plastic bag and put in a pound of chicken to marinate for the next 10 hours or so, before I cook it at 350 F for 35 minutes and serve with rice and salad."

you are seriously ****ing with us now right?

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01-21-2013 , 02:08 AM

#12583

A-Rod's Cousin

banned

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 37,130

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Originally Posted by tyler_cracker

tyler d, you're the worst.

Tyler on Tyler crime itt. Seriously I saw his post and just skipped right over it as usual, knowing it wouldn't be good. Then I saw like 3 people complain and so I went back and read it. There are hundreds of examples of how to post the right way itt and he still doesn't get it.

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01-21-2013 , 04:50 AM

#12584

garcia1001

old hand

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 1,500

From a high school friend:

"Thanks to everyone last night. We had a wonderful dinner and I am truly blessed to have such good friends. You are worth the world to me."

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01-21-2013 , 04:57 AM

#12585

garcia1001

old hand

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 1,500

Here's one from a colleague at work:

"If you are bored of typical Hollywood fare, Tarantino's newest movie, Django Unchained, might be a good choice.
1) It has cartoon-style exaggerated violence and geysers of blood (like Fist of the North Star), somehow it gives a communal sense of excitement that infuses the theatergoers!
2) An exceptional mix of music scores which disorients your aural senses in a unique way.
3) Inspired casting and plot. You have to see it just for its extreme and unpredictable storyline that breaks all taboos.

Everyone has different tastes, but if you like Tarantino movies or you are open to new experiences, give this movie a shot."

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01-21-2013 , 04:59 AM

#12586

garcia1001

old hand

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 1,500

This woman who just had a baby and received baby gifts:

"The generous gifts from our near and dear friends and family, we love you all very much! Thank you all for the love and effort!!! It means a lot!"

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01-21-2013 , 05:15 AM

#12587

Oroku$aki

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 7,063

lol?

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01-21-2013 , 05:45 AM

#12588

ChrisCrocker

old hand

Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 1,910

^He's making fun of Tyler Durden obv

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01-21-2013 , 06:27 AM

#12589

Tyler Durden

banned

Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 15,299

Did you guys not notice that he used "a goodly amount of Sriracha"?

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01-21-2013 , 07:09 AM

#12590

Josem

human chemical weapon

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 18,189

Bright's law: "If you can't figure out whether someone is trolling or just plain stupid, the answer is probably both"

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01-21-2013 , 10:02 AM

#12591

Kirbynator

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 52,004

and the creator of Bright's Law was Einstein

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01-21-2013 , 11:03 AM

#12592

brrrrr

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 4,371

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Originally Posted by garcia1001

"The critic aims to render not a just verdict, but an interesting one."

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01-21-2013 , 11:05 AM

#12593

Clare Quilty

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 6,710

TD is playing on anotha level imo

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01-21-2013 , 11:21 AM

#12594

fezjones

banned

Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 2,961

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Originally Posted by Karak

basically the worst person on earth

Harboughs mom?

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01-21-2013 , 11:37 AM

#12595

KenoVictoryLap

veteran

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 3,303

All within a couple minutes of each other. I suppose if your wife cheats on you and sends you video of the other dude putting your toothbrush in his ass, you should hang in there because she is your best friend.

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Marriage is a beautiful blessing! Don't give up, the grass is not greener on the other side!

Divorce tears families apart and affects generations...Please show your children that there are struggles but with marriage and having your best friend by your side you can work through anything!

God will forgive you if you ask. Please don't give up!

God is able! If we have Faith & believe, our prayers will be answered!

Just pray!

What do you have to lose? You have a lot to gain! God wants to bless you! My prayers are being answered!!!!!!!!!!

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01-21-2013 , 01:30 PM

#12596

Kirbynator

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 52,004

i feel something is missing

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01-21-2013 , 01:40 PM

#12597

CalledDownLight

Toonces the Posting Bot

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 88,413

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Originally Posted by I_AM_EVIL

Olive Garden and Red Lobster are owned by the same company.

yea, I was wondering what level everyone was on here.

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01-21-2013 , 01:50 PM

#12598

GMan42

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 5,257

I don't get the TD hate with this last one. I think "goodly amount of Sriracha" and "made me laugh joyfully" more than qualify that post for the thread. On all 3 criteria, in fact.