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01-20-2013 , 05:56 AM

#12551

Cleary89

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 1,364

Anyone seen that chick eat her blood covered tampon yet? ****ed up

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01-20-2013 , 02:26 PM

#12552

tyler_cracker

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 15,828

our friends at old people writing on a restaurant's facebook page have a new project:

http://tweetpairing.tumblr.com/

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01-20-2013 , 02:38 PM

#12553

kerowo

lolcat

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 37,190

That is awesome.

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01-20-2013 , 02:45 PM

#12554

GusJohnsonGOAT

SESwamiGOAT

Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 15,796

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Originally Posted by tyler_cracker

our friends at old people writing on a restaurant's facebook page have a new project:

Oh, thanks for reminding about that. Always fun to check that.

I found this one really hilarious. 2 beers and a burger for $21 is apparently crossing the line.

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01-20-2013 , 02:55 PM

#12555

ChipsAhoya

2011 $10k Stud8 Champion

Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 6,890

wow, both of those are awesome. lol @ the old people.

Last edited by ChipsAhoya; 01-20-2013 at 02:55 PM. Reason: if that guy can afford a tux, he can afford $21 for two beers and a burger

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01-20-2013 , 03:08 PM

#12556

minnesotasam

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 12,582

CUTSIE HOSTESS
FOOD IS DESCENT
OFF MY DINNING LIST

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01-20-2013 , 03:08 PM

#12557

BigPoppa

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 22,216

I like him being pissed at the manager, like he personally set the prices.

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01-20-2013 , 03:26 PM

#12558

LostOstrich

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Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 15,933

Old people on the internet are the best. I saw an awesome discussion between two of them on my feed the other day, when old person 1 changed her profile pic to a photo of her and old person 2.

OP2: HI OP1 HOPE YOU ARE WELL. WHAT A LOVELY PICTURE! IS THAT ME?
OP1: thanks op2, yes its me and you at ____. What a great time we had that day!
OP2: CAN YOU SEND ME A COPY OF THIS PICTURE PLEASE
OP1: Sorry, I don't have it. A friend put it on facebook and I liked it so much that I made it my profile picture!
OP2: THATS A SHAME, I'D LOVE TO GET A PRINTED COPY OF THIS
OP1: Yes, so would I. I will let you know if I manage to get hold of one.

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01-20-2013 , 03:37 PM

#12559

Kirbynator

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Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 52,004

lol

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01-20-2013 , 03:49 PM

#12560

Tyler Durden

banned

Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 15,299

From a guy who went to middle school with me long ago:

"So, I made a seriously intense Sriracha-lime marinade this morning. I used the juice of two smallish limes, half of a medium onion (diced), two garlic cloves (diced), a goodly amount of Sriracha, a sprinkling of cinnamon, and a bit of honey. I think I got the mix right because it tasted so good it made me laugh joyfully. Then, I put it in a plastic bag and put in a pound of chicken to marinate for the next 10 hours or so, before I cook it at 350 F for 35 minutes and serve with rice and salad."

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01-20-2013 , 03:51 PM

#12561

BigPoppa

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 22,216

Is the Sriracha-lime marinade going to take our guns or something?

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01-20-2013 , 03:54 PM

#12562

Kirbynator

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01-20-2013 , 03:59 PM

#12563

Karak

ELIte

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 62,726

Why use the 2+2 marketplace when you can just hit up the ol' OCB?!

also, muricah!

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01-20-2013 , 04:00 PM

#12564

tyler_cracker

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Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 15,828

tyler d, you're the worst.

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01-20-2013 , 04:14 PM

#12565

Tyler Durden

banned

Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 15,299

It made him laugh joyfully.

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01-20-2013 , 04:41 PM

#12566

kerowo

lolcat

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 37,190

So you had to ruin it.

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01-20-2013 , 04:52 PM

#12567

El Diablo

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Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 70,770

Tyler,

Why is this thread so confusing to you?

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01-20-2013 , 06:06 PM

#12568

ChrisCrocker

old hand

Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 1,910

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Originally Posted by tyler_cracker

our friends at old people writing on a restaurant's facebook page have a new project:

http://tweetpairing.tumblr.com/

i guess they're too young to question other conspiracies before their time. Like the Gulf of Tonkin, Pearl Harbor and Lusitania.

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01-20-2013 , 06:58 PM

#12569

thethethe

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 8,496

So much win

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01-20-2013 , 07:42 PM

#12570

BakinC00kies

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 3,717

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Originally Posted by Kirbynator

Incredible

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01-20-2013 , 07:44 PM

#12571

Tyler Durden

banned

Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 15,299

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Originally Posted by El Diablo

Tyler,

Why is this thread so confusing to you?

This thread is not confusing at all to me. I post updates that I find annoying--it's simple.

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01-20-2013 , 07:52 PM

#12572

jmakin

banned

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 30,120

Keep posting Tyler, your updates are my absolute favorite thing about this thread.

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01-20-2013 , 08:13 PM

#12573

Tyler Durden

banned

Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 15,299

you got it holmes

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01-20-2013 , 08:20 PM

#12574

I_AM_EVIL

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 13,267

Olive Garden and Red Lobster are owned by the same company.

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01-20-2013 , 08:35 PM

#12575

Kirbynator

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 52,004

awwwwww

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