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01-17-2013 , 11:25 AM
Lol that she says it like it's better for the kids than tap water.
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01-17-2013 , 02:58 PM
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Originally Posted by LostOstrich
you've been "not now"ed, but her privacy settings suck so you'll see them until she fully declines
I just ignore all requests, never selecting Not Now or Reject/Accept. They just sit in limbo. Can they see my stuff?
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01-17-2013 , 03:21 PM
No matter your privacy settings, fb should learn what "not now" means.
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01-17-2013 , 04:29 PM
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Originally Posted by LostOstrich
you've been "not now"ed, but her privacy settings suck so you'll see them until she fully declines
I did not know that. How long has not now been an option? I don't remember it.
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01-17-2013 , 04:50 PM
I just looked and the only options are "Accept" and "Not Now" (which appears to be the new slightly less hurtful "Reject").
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01-17-2013 , 06:00 PM
my understanding is the "not now" option doesn't actually reject the request, and for some purposes classes you as a friend

edit, apparently after selecting not now, you have to then select a further option to completely reject a friend request
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01-17-2013 , 07:19 PM
Are tweets OK?

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01-17-2013 , 07:25 PM
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Originally Posted by SMUTTTT
Are tweets OK?

Not that one because it wasn't signed

Spoiler:
- Einstein
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01-17-2013 , 07:33 PM
i thought it was hilarious
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01-17-2013 , 08:48 PM
From a chick that went to school with me:

"Date night with homemade broccoli and cheese soup and turkey pot pie...all from scratch! Man my Fiance is awesome :-)"
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01-17-2013 , 08:54 PM
From a different chick (she has a five year-old son):

"I wish also, so very badly, to be childless. Thank you godless sky."
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01-17-2013 , 08:58 PM
ugh, got the first sandy hook conspiracy pic in my feed. Couldnt not reply to it, gunna be interesting
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01-17-2013 , 09:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Tyler Durden
From a chick that went to school with me:

"Date night with homemade broccoli and cheese soup and turkey pot pie...all from scratch! Man my Fiance is awesome :-)"
'Date night' is one of the most idiotic things Americans in relationships do.
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01-17-2013 , 09:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Tyler Durden
From a different chick (she has a five year-old son):

"I wish also, so very badly, to be childless. Thank you godless sky."
WTF?


If she posts **** like that on FB there's no chance she hasn't said it in front of the kid as well. Please PM her address so I can punch her in the face.
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01-17-2013 , 10:40 PM
Tyler slipping an actually threadworthy one in there.
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01-17-2013 , 11:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Alobar
ugh, got the first sandy hook conspiracy pic in my feed. Couldnt not reply to it, gunna be interesting
There's is noting on earth right now that tilts me as bad as those people. I would literally want to punch them irl.
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01-18-2013 , 12:31 AM
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Originally Posted by NicReynolds
'Date night' is one of the most idiotic things Americans in relationships do.
plz explain.
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01-18-2013 , 05:20 AM
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Originally Posted by tyler_cracker
plz explain.
I'll have a shot. It implies that you have to make a special effort to take time out to appreciate and spend quality time with your partner. Which further implies that you don't do this on a normal daily basis. Which is rather sad.

From the wonderful book, 'French Children Don't Throw Food:'

"Date night, with its implied sudden switch from sweatpants to stilettos, sounds contrived to my French friends. They take issue with the implication that 'real life' is unsexy and exhausting, and that they should schedule romance like it's a trip to the dentist."
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01-18-2013 , 08:42 AM
Apparently French friends don't have three kids 7 and under.
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01-18-2013 , 09:58 AM
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Originally Posted by adsman
I'll have a shot. It implies that you have to make a special effort to take time out to appreciate and spend quality time with your partner. Which further implies that you don't do this on a normal daily basis. Which is rather sad.

From the wonderful book, 'French Children Don't Throw Food:'

"Date night, with its implied sudden switch from sweatpants to stilettos, sounds contrived to my French friends. They take issue with the implication that 'real life' is unsexy and exhausting, and that they should schedule romance like it's a trip to the dentist."
This. Also the phrase 'date night' on its on tilts me.
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01-18-2013 , 10:00 AM
So I friend this woman and she starts posting porn. I thought FB prohibited this. I wonder how long she will last.
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01-18-2013 , 10:09 AM
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Originally Posted by ObezyankaNol
So I friend this woman and she starts posting porn. I thought FB prohibited this. I wonder how long she will last.
Is it of herself?
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01-18-2013 , 12:09 PM
ive searched your post 4 times now, and I still cant find these mentioned pics
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01-18-2013 , 12:34 PM
I actually saw this and lol'd

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01-18-2013 , 12:43 PM
haha, that's a rare example of a funny one of those
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