sometimes i like to pretend im a baby and breastfeed on my female companion

I don't use facebook cause I find most people uninteresting, and unappealing.

Very likely the feeling is mutual.

facebook is for Farmville obv

Pleas tell me you have already defriended him.

Mine is that ellipse and ellipsis shouldn't share a plural, because at first I was sitting there wondering why you were asking him his opinion of ovals. I'm slow this morning.

One of my best friends uses ellipses at least 3 times in every text, and at least once in each status update. Not really annoying, just kind of a thing I make fun of him for doing

ellipses nits itt...

I told him that people don't like being advertised to on facebook and that he should stop spamming all the time. He said his normal account has more friends, so he was gonna use that. A week later he tagged me in some bar event that he was promoting and I say no thanks and defriended him. He messaged me and called me gay.

Oh man, you are going to **** a brick when you find out about Foursquare.

I think foursquare is what he was ****ting a brick about

icwudt...

So take a picture of a gay bar and tag him/his business in it.

yes please. post results too.

One of my newest FB friends fits a lot of the mom stuff itt to a tee:

"can't wait until the day that ***** understands the concept of sleeping in, at least now I can hand her some water, cheerios and put on Nick Jr., so I can get an extra 20 minutes of sleep. However, we are up and eating breakfast already, I am waiting patiently for nap time "

and

"well it's just ***** and I while ***** is gone. Planned a nice peaceful night for myself to get things done and what do I do, fall asleep as usual. This cold/flu thing I have is really killing me, wishing I didn't sound like a barking seal all night long........guess it's time to take some medicine and go back to sleep, the laundry and other house stuff can wait another day!!"

and


"bought Elmo potty on Sunday and watched ***** actually use it tonight....or shall I say that she peed down the front of the elmo potty and then used toilet paper to wipe up the little that was in the potty. Is a little more optimistic about potty training."

and

"think it's time to go buy a kiddie pool and some fun outdoor toys for *****. Maybe I am a little too excited by this, just remembering how much fun it was as a kid to be outside all the time playing in the water. I guess I will buy some freeze pops too, then I can really relive my childhood.....ohhh I love having a kid!!!"

and

"apparently ***** had a ball taking off her pants repeatedly at daycare today. She also sticks her hand down her diaper, luckily she hasn't taken her diaper off as she does at home. First thing this weekend is to buy a potty and see if she has any interest in it, I mean if she is going to do all this we might as well see if we can get her out of diapers."

Reading those baby posts above made me want to shoot myself, and I'm not even depressed.

I keep reading the *****'s as swear words. Gives a completely different context, like she absolutely hates her kid and can't resist insulting him.

exactly what i did.

I did that also. I think it makes it a tad bit more realistic. Instead of the fake as I love every second with my kid posts that most parent's post.

lol...I guess Lindsay really likes that stat.

You'd think she'd learn after the first 54 seconds.

Cool story, bro!

I'm gonna go eat ten ham sandwiches and get some major knowledge.