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05-25-2011 , 10:11 PM

#976

nuisance

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This was posted in a private group I'm part of on FB. I had to post it here. I know you guys will appreciate it. Esp. you grammar nits.

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05-25-2011 , 10:12 PM

#977

ImsaKidd

CHOO CHOO

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 20,758

I think thats already been posted ITT, but its so ****ing good.

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05-25-2011 , 10:15 PM

#978

nuisance

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I'm surprised Daniel didn't correct the mother with her Dad and I.

Last edited by nuisance; 05-25-2011 at 10:31 PM.

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05-25-2011 , 10:16 PM

#979

Tony_P

Crimson Challenge Conqueror

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 12,026

he missed "dad and me"

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05-25-2011 , 11:30 PM

#980

Tyler Durden

banned

Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 15,299

that zipper pic should have had warnings and spoilers come on man

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05-25-2011 , 11:51 PM

#981

NHFunkii

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Originally Posted by Ryanj37

on the same topic. "annoying/narcissistic photo album names" one of my friends had the photo album "Oh Spring, you've Sprung!" which made me vomit a little.

lol most of my friends don't go nuts with the status updates, but super obnoxious photo album titles are the norm, I could go nuts on a thread like that

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05-26-2011 , 08:57 AM

#982

W0X0F

sit back, relax, and enjoy the flight

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 5,830

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Originally Posted by CheckRaise_

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I love the last comment she got on this...there's never a bad time for spelling/grammar nitpicking!

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05-26-2011 , 09:30 AM

#983

GMan42

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 5,257

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Originally Posted by W0X0F

I love the last comment she got on this...there's never a bad time for spelling/grammar nitpicking!

I think it's perfect. To paraphrase:

OP: ******ed dramabomb blah blah blah
Friend 1: ZOMG
Friend 2: Are you OK, OP?
Friend 3: Don't do it, you're so awesome! Let me validate your post by kissing your ass!
Sane person: You're a ******

Nips it right in the bud.

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05-27-2011 , 12:05 AM

#984

TheCroShow

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Ugly girl who kinda looks like a man posts stuff like this showing her insecurity

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Just cuz I'm sitting outside studying human anatomy doesn't mean that it's appropriate to make comments about how you can "help me study the innervation of the male pelvic region." I'm kinda disgusted. >:S

I do not approve of old guys with 3 kids + nothing going for them saying outright that they want to have sex with me. Creepy + so not cool. :/

Being offered sex when you have next-to-no-interest gets mighty old, mighty fast. And that just half of LULZ-y irony... >__0;;

Went dt for an hour or so + got 5 different groups of ppl complementing me on my haircolor + choice of clothing. I feel pretty awesome. X3

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05-27-2011 , 12:08 AM

#985

It's Brandt

old hand

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CroShow, post her pic, dude.

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05-27-2011 , 12:34 AM

#986

prohornblower

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Originally Posted by It's Brandt

I'm curious if she ended up responding to that person with an actual answer. In my experience these people NEVER follow up their drama bombs with an explanation. So god damn obnoxious.

Nah man, discussing your colonoscopy on a public message board is a huge faux pas. She knows better than to do that!

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05-27-2011 , 01:16 AM

#987

suzzer99

Save the Cheerleader, Save the World

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 99,984

Well that didn't last long. If you remember...

Fatass crazy bitch ex-wife of my friend went from being "in a relationship" to "in an open relationship."
May 20 at 7:28am · LikeUnlike ·

Fatass went from being "in an open relationship" to "single."
Tuesday at 2:41pm · LikeUnlike ·

I hope she got some sweet swinging in while she could.

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05-27-2011 , 01:30 AM

#988

prohornblower

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So she went from 1 suitor to multiple suitors to 0 in a week. Nice.

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05-27-2011 , 01:53 AM

#989

suzzer99

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She found me on FB after they got divorced and she got out of rehab for pills (IE - cushy 3 months at a nice hotel on daddy's money) - and couldn't stop telling me how much random sex she was getting. I guess she was hoping it would get back to my friend. I just ignored her and she stopped bugging me. I should just defriend but it seems more likely to cause her to initiate contact if I do - since we have a lot of mutual friends.

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05-27-2011 , 09:47 AM

#990

jjshabado

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Originally Posted by NHFunkii

lol most of my friends don't go nuts with the status updates, but super obnoxious photo album titles are the norm, I could go nuts on a thread like that

I think you should consider this thread an appropriate place for those. So... go nuts!

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05-27-2011 , 05:28 PM

#991

dibbs

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Some decent stuff capturing people taking Onion articles seriously on FB

http://literallyunbelievable.tumblr.com/

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05-27-2011 , 05:45 PM

#992

TheChamp11

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lol that tumblr is gold

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05-27-2011 , 06:18 PM

#993

rdrr

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Originally Posted by Not-so-intelligent guy in law school

Sometimes I wish that I wasn't intelligent enough to make it into law school so I could live a doldrum life and be contentedly happy about that.

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05-27-2011 , 06:46 PM

#994

SarcasticRat

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That tumblr is one of the best things on the internet.

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05-27-2011 , 07:05 PM

#995

Gizmo

Hottest Khaleesi

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 11,951

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Originally Posted by SarcasticRat

That tumblr is one of the best things on the internet.

seriously this.

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05-27-2011 , 07:08 PM

#996

NHFunkii

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Originally Posted by jjshabado

I think you should consider this thread an appropriate place for those. So... go nuts!

after looking through them, I realized that most of them are only very minorly annoying and probably only to me.

e.g. "wherein i regress to my childhood"

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05-27-2011 , 08:23 PM

#997

JohnnyPark1

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 5,767

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Originally Posted by dibbs

Some decent stuff capturing people taking Onion articles seriously on FB

http://literallyunbelievable.tumblr.com/

My girlfriend was THIS close to using an outrageous "fact" from The Onion in one of her papers this past semester before she realized what she was doing.

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05-29-2011 , 04:57 PM

#998

Tyler Durden

banned

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Not a status but I am friends with a couple on Facebook that posted a video of the guy talking into his pregnant wife's belly and telling the kid what sports teams he'd have to root for. The angle is disturbing: He is positioned between her legs and talking into her bare belly while she is lying on her back and holding the camera. It's a gross video. They are a couple of nutjobs.