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It has been said that time heals all wounds. I do no agree. The wounds remain. In time, the mind, protecting it's sanity, covers them with scar tissue, and the pain lessens, but it's never gone.

from a 26yr old dude whose gf broke up with him in February of this year....

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09-22-2012 , 12:43 PM

#9602

dkgojackets

DKGOAT

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why would you need three boxes of contacts open at once. does he have three eyes?

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09-22-2012 , 12:43 PM

#9603

steve1238

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Originally Posted by 00cooler00

from a 26yr old dude whose gf broke up with him in February of this year....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXw6z...ure=plpp_video

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09-22-2012 , 01:03 PM

#9604

professormike

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 5,957

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Originally Posted by suzzer99

Warning, possibly the grossest thing I've seen on Facebook:

INCREDIBLY GRAPHIC PHOTO OF A HAND CUT TO RIBBONS IS INSIDE THIS SPOILER TAG

Spoiler:

It's from some weird page called I hate it when I'm dreaming and someone wakes me up.

not sure what i expected to see based on your description but it cannot be unseen

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09-22-2012 , 01:07 PM

#9605

Yeti

Abominable

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posted by a FAT chick obv

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09-22-2012 , 01:18 PM

#9606

A-Rod's Cousin

banned

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People don't expect "grossest thing I've seen on Facebook" to be that gross. Next time, consider writing "grossest thing I've seen on somethingawful."

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09-22-2012 , 02:35 PM

#9607

MrEleganza

old hand

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I like how you capitalized FAT, Yeti. But seriously guys, we are talking about hot dog toppings now, stop derailing the thread.

WINNAR:
mustard
kraut
onions

LOSAR:
ketchup
relish

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09-22-2012 , 02:39 PM

#9608

ninetynine99

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Originally Posted by MrEleganza

I like how you capitalized FAT, Yeti. But seriously guys, we are talking about hot dog toppings now, stop derailing the thread.

WINNAR:
mustard
kraut
onions
relish

LOSAR:
ketchup

FYP

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09-22-2012 , 03:05 PM

#9609

punkass

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Bacon is a good hotdog topping.

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09-22-2012 , 03:18 PM

#9610

Happy_Fish

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Relish MAKES the dog.

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09-22-2012 , 03:19 PM

#9611

rmthawk64

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On the FRIES topic, anyone else dip their fries from Wendy's in there frosty? ****s GOAT

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09-22-2012 , 03:19 PM

#9612

EvilSteve

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Sounds like a ridiculous dog food commercial.

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09-22-2012 , 03:21 PM

#9613

steve1238

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Originally Posted by rmthawk64

On the FRIES topic, anyone else dip their fries from Wendy's in there frosty? ****s GOAT

can confirm validity of statement

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09-22-2012 , 03:25 PM

#9614

Happy_Fish

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I've heard that from people but I've never done it.

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09-22-2012 , 03:36 PM

#9615

Zimmer4141

Wet

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It's pretty awesome. It tastes like an awesome waffle cone with chocolate ice cream.

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09-22-2012 , 03:50 PM

#9616

bluef0x

Politics Forum FFB Champ

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Originally Posted by rmthawk64

On the FRIES topic, anyone else dip their fries from Wendy's in there frosty? ****s GOAT

chicken nuggets even better.

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09-22-2012 , 03:53 PM

#9617

EvilSteve

Midlife Crisis

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Might as well dip chicken nuggets in whatever. They can't get any worse.

Spoiler:

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09-22-2012 , 04:08 PM

#9618

GooseHinson

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Crumbled up BBQ potato chips are the GOAT hot dog topping.

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09-22-2012 , 04:24 PM

#9619

dkgojackets

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Originally Posted by GooseHinson

Crumbled up BBQ potato chips are the GOAT hot dog topping.

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09-22-2012 , 07:48 PM

#9620

***

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ketchup established as unimprovable
http://www.gladwell.com/2004/2004_09_06_a_ketchup.html

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09-22-2012 , 09:01 PM

#9621

moo buckets

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Originally Posted by dkgojackets

cheers

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09-22-2012 , 09:33 PM

#9622

suzzer99

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Originally Posted by ***

ketchup established as unimprovable
http://www.gladwell.com/2004/2004_09_06_a_ketchup.html

I've had french fries at a Gastro pub that came with vanilla ketchup, orange ketchup, and I think maybe chipotle ketchup. They were all pretty good. The vanilla was the best.