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anyone also found a correlation between the better your status the less replies you get and the other way round?

e.g. post "DRUNKZ LOL" and you get 40replies

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05-12-2011 , 12:38 PM

#877

Xkf

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 30,166

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Originally Posted by JessterCPA

Some new ones..

i love this guy, i think he's the best in this thread. it's the perfect combination of random capitalization, quotation misuse (see 'lol'), and average of 3+ exclamation points per update for maximum tilt.

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05-12-2011 , 01:16 PM

#878

KPowers

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 13,180

What is it with SUV's and Pick-Ups that want to race me on the on-ramps of a highway, not wanting to let me in? Sucks to be them when I embarrass the **** out of them and they can't catch up to me! People need to get over their "Dick Waving Ability", you'll soon find out yours doesn't quite "Measure Up"!

this is outstanding

is this 45 year old guy who lives at home? that guy is def crushing this thread, and life

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05-12-2011 , 01:23 PM

#879

RoundTower

ɹǝʍoʇpunoɹ

Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 14,563

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Originally Posted by Tyler Durden

You seem to be ignoring the fact that one can be proud of their accomplishments w/o broadcasting it for the world to see.

Location: 126th place in the 2004 WSOP

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05-12-2011 , 02:37 PM

#880

prohornblower

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 38,283

Note: On her facebook she doesn't censor the words.

oh lord... well if hes really dead then thats good they killed him before 4th of july and the anniversery of 9/11. Stupid ****er.

**** FEMA
how are you going to ask someone for money back. u idiot ****s

All 3 censors are the F word. The "F FEMA" is in all caps obv.

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05-12-2011 , 02:52 PM

#881

dkgojackets

DKGOAT

Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 86,123

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05-12-2011 , 03:03 PM

#882

Gizmo

Hottest Khaleesi

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 11,951

Lol, that's pretty pure gold, imo.

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05-12-2011 , 03:04 PM

#883

fredd-bird

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 19,337

Dr. House: "If her DNA was off by one percentage point she'd be a dolphin."

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05-12-2011 , 03:05 PM

#884

xander biscuits

watching a movie

Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 39,751

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05-12-2011 , 03:08 PM

#885

prohornblower

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 38,283

I like "We didn't kill him though. It's all a distraction/excuse for whatever the bildaberg group has planned for the world this year"

I pretend the mis-spelling is of "Build-a-bear" and not "Bilderberg"

EDIT: LOL @ penis comment. Wow.

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05-12-2011 , 04:07 PM

#886

GMan42

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 5,260

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Originally Posted by zgpwns

wow , i dont believe this ....they cant be all that ******ed !
must be a level

I believe it.

Even if they did the simpler version of "take the year you were born and add the age you'll be and it comes to 2011!" there would still be a couple of asshats that would somehow be amazed by it.

Throw in that wrinkle of only using the last 2 digits of the birthdate and making it 111 instead, and you might as well have made it advanced calculus to most people. "ZOMG It works! What is this witchcraft??"

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05-12-2011 , 04:10 PM

#887

Tyler Durden

banned

Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 15,299

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Originally Posted by RoundTower

Location: 126th place in the 2004 WSOP

My status is a joke and mainly there to infuriate people, which it does on the regular.

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05-12-2011 , 04:19 PM

#888

TheCroShow

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 10,605

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Originally Posted by xander biscuits

WINNER

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05-12-2011 , 04:36 PM

#889

snagglepuss

banned

Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 7,269

looks like a classic case of magnimus-oblivio-phallusitis

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05-12-2011 , 04:44 PM

#890

Tyler Durden

banned

Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 15,299

Girl that went to law school with me:

"My White House internship in the Office of the First Lady is officially over, such as honor and a privilege to serve my role model Mrs. Michelle Obama, she is such an amazing woman

shout out to the other super smart super ambitious FLOTUS interns!!!"

Did she just call herself super smart and super ambitious???

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05-12-2011 , 04:52 PM

#891

OffTh3Radar

grinder

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 650

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05-12-2011 , 04:55 PM

#892

prohornblower

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 38,283

haha

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05-12-2011 , 05:04 PM

#893

MicroBob

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 61,575

Penis pic is incredible.

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05-12-2011 , 07:12 PM

#894

suzzer99

Save the Cheerleader, Save the World

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 99,984

I really want to meet Nick's mom.

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05-12-2011 , 07:16 PM

#895

JohnnyPark1

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 5,767

Pregnant chick

FB Status: "Baby hiccups against my bladder + Super loud man on cell phone sits at table next to me + old lady gossip hour sits at table on other side = super hard concentration status for studying"

Rando chick

"It's God's funny way of teaching us moms patience."

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05-12-2011 , 07:48 PM

#896

JohnnyPark1

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 5,767

For the record, the God part is what I found to be annoying

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05-13-2011 , 08:53 AM

#897

JessterCPA

grinder

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 697

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The song that defined MY Generation. Kids today are not wild, unless you consider texting something badass and I don't consider them young since most of them are wasting their youth sitting on their ass eating cheetos!!

No, this song is about people like me, young at heart, never sell out, have balls to stand up and brains to know when to keep low!

Followed by link to Quiet Riot song "The wild and the young"

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05-13-2011 , 09:28 AM

#898

Tyler Durden

banned

Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 15,299

"Ramona Singer is living proof there is a Hell, if for no other reason then there needs to be some place to send her when she dies. What a terrible person. I wish I could turn away from the trainwreck that is Real Housewives of NYC...but i just can't."

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05-13-2011 , 09:39 AM

#899

supafrey

banned

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 4,549

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Ahh. Hot shower and high-protein tuna "noodle" casserole... I feel somewhat better now. This is actually almost comical now. Whenever people say **** like "Wow? You're a busker? That's SO COOL!" or "How lucky to do that for a living!" I will kindly direct them to days like today...

Don't you constantly walk by buskers and think "WOW I WISH I COULD DO THAT!"