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05-05-2011 , 05:33 AM

#776

KPowers

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she sounds fat

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05-05-2011 , 08:04 AM

#777

jjshabado

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Originally Posted by TT_fold

I've seen guys do this too. It's a way of hiding one's Facebook from current or future employers.

A lot of my teacher friends do something similar. Seems to make sense to me.

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05-05-2011 , 08:08 AM

#778

Duerig

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Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 4,220

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... Personally I think [Obama is] a muslim terrorist and was just willing to finally sacrifice Bin Laden to boost his chances for re-election

Laughed out loud the first time I read this, then realized she was dead serious.

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05-05-2011 , 08:17 AM

#779

lintburn67

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Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 298

If you cross the North Korean border illegally, you get 12 years hard labour. If you cross the Afgan border illegally, you get shot. If you cross the British border illegally you get: a job, a drivers licence, a place to live, housing benefit, health care, education, child benefit.........Need i carry on? Put this in your status if you agree..............No wonder we are a country in debt

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05-05-2011 , 08:45 AM

#780

JoshK

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Ugh, gotta love when mother nature shows up early. Maybe I should go out and buy some "Always" so I can "Have a Happy Period".......hmmmm.....yeah I wasn't buying that one for long either.

wtf

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05-05-2011 , 08:56 AM

#781

jjshabado

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Originally Posted by JoshK

wtf

Wow, this is a pretty great attention whoring status.

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05-05-2011 , 11:32 AM

#782

Kneel B4 Zod

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love that Batman / Jesus

also

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Put this in your status if you agree..............

that message preceded by anything = 75% chance I'm insta-hiding you

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05-05-2011 , 11:41 AM

#783

JinxyCat

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Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 2

I don't have a specific quote to post but i HATE when couples talk to each other on facebook...i.e. FB Status "Sitting with my cutie pie watching a movie

)" Comment: I'm sitting right next to you and I love you baby! Comment: I love you so much hun! You're my everything"..........etc. You get it. ...Ugh!

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05-05-2011 , 11:42 AM

#784

Xkf

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Originally Posted by KPowers

You guys inspired me again, just put this on my wall

"Don't hate the playa, hate the gama." - Martin Luther King Jr.

I liked it, too.

racist ban

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05-05-2011 , 12:10 PM

#785

suzzer99

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Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 99,984

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Originally Posted by JinxyCat

I don't have a specific quote to post but i HATE when couples talk to each other on facebook...i.e. FB Status "Sitting with my cutie pie watching a movie

)" Comment: I'm sitting right next to you and I love you baby! Comment: I love you so much hun! You're my everything"..........etc. You get it. ...Ugh!

I guess I'm glad I have zero friends that do this.

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05-05-2011 , 03:10 PM

#786

prohornblower

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Originally Posted by JinxyCat

I don't have a specific quote to post but i HATE when couples talk to each other on facebook...i.e. FB Status "Sitting with my cutie pie watching a movie

)" Comment: I'm sitting right next to you and I love you baby! Comment: I love you so much hun! You're my everything"..........etc. You get it. ...Ugh!

This is awful. I've got a couple couples who do this.

Her: "Ugggg, soo stressed!" 5 hours ago
Him: "I'mma have to get you drunk tonight!" 4 hours ago
Her: "Heh - You're making my drink for me right now! I love you!" 20 minutes ago

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05-05-2011 , 04:01 PM

#787

Gildwulf

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girl from highschool...

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I'm super tired today...on to the second Diet Coke!

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Will our fence ever be done?

(someone started building her fence two days ago apparently)

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I heart baking! The smell of chocolate chip cookies is in the air.

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05-05-2011 , 05:09 PM

#788

suzzer99

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"Dear FB Friends: You can't find out who saw your profile. You won't see what you'll look like in the future. You won't know what that man saw when he walked in on his daughter. There are no free iPads. And you can't see the video of Osama's death... Not on Facebook. Stop clicking the spam links and exposing yourself and friends to virus risks."---Martin Luther King Jr

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05-05-2011 , 05:15 PM

#789

dkgojackets

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lol

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05-05-2011 , 05:17 PM

#790

dkgojackets

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Originally Posted by dibbs

Kinda OT but seeing how this is the active FB thread, how many people are seeing girls change their FB name to their first name and middle name as opposed to first and last?

Like a girl named Jennifer Smith changes her name to Jennifer Elizabeth.

im pretty sure every girls middle name is elizabeth

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05-05-2011 , 05:33 PM

#791

CalledDownLight

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Originally Posted by suzzer99

stealing this

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05-05-2011 , 05:40 PM

#792

Dids

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Nope, at least 25% are Anne

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05-05-2011 , 05:52 PM

#793

Xkf

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Originally Posted by suzzer99

lol nice, pretty sure part of my dream last night was me accidentally clicking one of those links and having my **** spam everyone's ****

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05-05-2011 , 06:10 PM

#794

Grue

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Originally Posted by middle aged sister

(5 year old daughter) got her first McDonald's Happy Meal toy yesterday. In a bag of kindergarten readiness materials provided by the (city) Public School District. And we wonder why there's a childhood obesity epidemic?

cue 15 comment rant thread including multiple suggestions to mail a letter and cc: Michelle Obama. I dunno, mixed emotions, but at the very least don't you have something else to do besides get worked up over this?

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05-05-2011 , 06:15 PM

#795

dibbs

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Originally Posted by Dids

Nope, at least 25% are Anne

And they all get pissed if you spell it wrong whether it be adding an E or missing it.

Actually kinda funny as two of the girls I know that did this both changed their last name to Anne.