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06-16-2012 , 04:14 PM

#7451

dlk9s

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Originally Posted by tyler_cracker

i'm guessing Charissa is < 7 years old.

and that she's just trying to Explain It All.

Close, but no cigar.

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06-16-2012 , 04:29 PM

#7452

tyler_cracker

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Originally Posted by dlk9s

Close, but no cigar.

close enough, ferg-breath.

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06-16-2012 , 09:38 PM

#7453

steve1238

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Originally Posted by tyler_cracker

close enough, ferg-breath.

Is the kid on the couch this guy?

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06-16-2012 , 10:05 PM

#7454

diddy!

Twas diddyeinstein

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 10,849

He's not the Modern Family guy. Looks like his career ended with Clarissa.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0956559/

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06-17-2012 , 05:52 AM

#7455

Cleary89

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Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 1,364

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Her name is isabella, she was abused at home by her husband every single day because she didn't cook dinner for him, her doctor mark grant said she has a broken bone and ankle and they will need $200,000 by 19th june for her operation, facebook CEO mark zuckerburg has agreed to donate 50 cents for every like this photo gets, one like wont hurt, so please like if you have a heart.. do not ignore this </3
Men should NOT abuse their wife </3
Watch the PROOF of the video on youtube of her husband abusing her at home, hes been sentenced for 20 years now -- >http://youtu.be/5f3h7Yc5RzA

surely has been started by someone on here, got everything in it that makes a status aids.

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06-17-2012 , 06:01 AM

#7456

Cleary89

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 1,364

Probably doesn't fit in here, huge attention seeking but meh i like it.

With caption "new hair do"

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06-17-2012 , 06:02 AM

#7457

ilikemilkshake

adept

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 933

No no that definitely fits here

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06-17-2012 , 06:35 AM

#7458

Chrizza

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 4,778

But I'm glad you posted it, for scientific reasons.

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06-17-2012 , 09:40 AM

#7459

TimmayB

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xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
My Dad Past when I was 13 months old.
For those of you who still have a DAD or remember their Dad cherish it!
I never had the chance !!!!!

YEAH YOUR DAD PAST. I'm a horrible person but man this got me real mad.

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06-17-2012 , 10:27 AM

#7460

EvilSteve

Midlife Crisis

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 13,195

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Her name is isabella, she was abused at home by her husband every single day because she didn't cook dinner for him

Stupid bitch just don't learn.

A very religious friend had God listed as a "like" so fb suggested it for me also. I clicked on God and got redirected to Bruce Campbell.

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06-17-2012 , 11:30 AM

#7461

bottomset

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Originally Posted by EvilSteve

A very religious friend had God listed as a "like" so fb suggested it for me also. I clicked on God and got redirected to Bruce Campbell.

awesome

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06-17-2012 , 11:39 AM

#7462

zer0

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 5,835

there's this one girl i know who just makes absurd spelling errors repeatedly, i dont even know if its on purpose. various comments/statuses recently:

Glad u found it as funny as I did .... To bad I didn't ketch the maker of it doing it himself it's even funnier I tell you

I will have to give you the reciepe soooo good

So I say Rj I can't find the tylenol and he reptiles turn on the bathroom light it usually helps.

That awkward moment when u know some kid has been staring at you far to too long wall your working out ....

...and on and on. she has a BA in kinesiology, so its not like shes full ******, but most of her mistakes are the "wait...really?" type

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06-17-2012 , 12:14 PM

#7463

GMan42

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 5,257

"reptiles" and "wall" look like auto-correct errors...the others just general dumbness

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06-17-2012 , 12:43 PM

#7464

zer0

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Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 5,835

what do you have to type to have "while" auto corrected into "wall"? she's made that mistake more than once, and pronounces it somewhat similar.

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06-17-2012 , 12:53 PM

#7465

bottomset

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i could see wil autocorrect into wall pretty easily

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06-17-2012 , 02:01 PM

#7466

diddy!

Twas diddyeinstein

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 10,849

I like the B.A. in Kinesiology as proof as non-dumbness, that was the funniest thing in your post.

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06-17-2012 , 05:34 PM

#7467

Huskalator

adept

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 775

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One thing that bothers me about the US is that we don't have the freedom to proclaim religion in our public schools, but middle eastern countries play their prayers all over the cities on loud speakers and will break out a prayer rug in public and its perfectly ok and "normal". I think our country needs to maybe take a hint.

So ****ing stupid on so many levels.

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06-17-2012 , 05:35 PM

#7468

nutsfl0pper

old hand

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 1,298

"ketch" has to be on purpose. Some leet play on ketchup I think.

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06-17-2012 , 09:17 PM

#7469

tyler_cracker

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Originally Posted by diddyeinstein

I like the B.A. in Kinesiology as proof as non-dumbness, that was the funniest thing in your post.

kinesiology: because no one would buy a diploma from us if we called it "P.E."

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06-17-2012 , 11:05 PM

#7470

mesmerized

help me decide

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 946

this sh*t blew my mind

"i hope all the dads here have had a faboo day, and that all the children on here tell their dads how awesome they are. someday it WILL be too late - thankful that i told mine he was amazing all the time ^_^
me with dad: http://i.imgur.com/podIN.jpg"

Spoiler:

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06-18-2012 , 12:29 AM

#7471

Dominic

Tripod

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 74,273

Lol...that can't be real

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06-18-2012 , 12:47 AM

#7472

steve1238

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So awesome, today we found out the 17 yo sister-in-law is pregnant. Her excuse-I have been drinking and smoking weed and my BF does a lot of meth so I didn't think I could get pregnant. Anyway, I will probably miscarry so no big deal.

Paraphrased for readability obv. Eagerly awaiting the FB announcement, will copy/paste immediately.