wow those go from meh to insanely terrible. Advertising that you're a whore is probably not a good idea and LITERALLY INSANE NIGHT is gnar

I LITERALLY AM IMPRESSED BY HER DESCENT INTO MADNESS


P.S. Descent was an awesome video game.

How do we elect her? Seems like she would do well in politics.

hot pregnant girl who has been doing the bi-monthly belly pictures routine has granted everyone an easter blessing by posting her stomach painted like a giant easter egg

I found one of my old friend's sister on FB and sent her a PM asking about her brother. He's not on there but she befriended me (though I don't think she actually remembers me but I hung out over there all the time and remember her). Anyway she's now in grad school at Oregon teaching womens' studies or something and is always posting some TMI lesbian comments which is pretty funny. When I moved away she was like 8 years old.

This post is the 2+2 equivalent of someone posting "so excited about what happened to me today!" on Facebook.

Meh, the content is what you'd expect and I didn't want to rag on gay people or whatever. Just thought it was funny that I'm getting bombarded by lesbian stuff from a girl who probably doesn't even remember me.

But here are a couple examples (both within the last 6 days):

"Watching a BRIDGE panel in WGS 101. LAHVE. If you don't know what it is, it's a LGBTQIIA mishmash of people talking to 18 year olds about how fabulous being queer is. Swish."

Based on the comments from her friends I figured out these acronyms mean gay stuff.

"It's Trans Awareness Week and Free National Park Week (and Earth Day Week, and my half birthday week). Wow. If I didn't have so much work to do I'd probably want to think more about how to combine my favorite academic/social subject with my favorite places in the country. YAY."

hahahahahaha thats ***** priceless

Multiply any number by 0 then add 111 to it.... does it add up to 111?

I got 2 the first time I did it, second time I got 288 =\

hahaha awesome reference

pick a number, ok then multiply by 9, ok then divide by 3, ok then add 3, ok then divide by 3 again, ok then subtract 1, ok then kill urself moran

oh man, i got my original number!

"I am a wife and a mother, these are the two most important things to me but it isn't all that defines who I am! I am still an individual!!!"

New..

With link to Go-Go's song, Mercenary

and..

In the comments be sure to remind her she's a "unique snowflake!" Her "splendor" should be celebrated.

lol

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?sk=...538&qa_ref=qts

One that annoyed me today:

Girl I know: Had the best burger of my life at XXXX yesterday. (another other stuff that makes it somewhat obvious she's serious and not just saying "good burger").

Friend of Girl: REALLY? Better than xxxxx and xxxxx?

WHAT THE **** DID SHE JUST SAY, ******* USING A "CLEVER" PSEUDONYM ON FACEBOOK? UGH. PLAY IN TRAFFIC THRICE.

(to be fair, this is just a dumb thing people do in conversation and this one just happens to be on facebook, but still)

Wasn't 2+2 this bad? lol

"Got home few minutes ago. Was going to get in the shower but (insert redneck name here) wants to eat AGAIN. Ugh."

UGGGGG, freaking babies! This kid is literally like 2 weeks old. HE'S ALREADY SOO ANNOYING!

I think the second quote is kinda funny but probably not something to be posted on facebook...

you forgot the last step

Girl who is not attractive is always posting about how she gets hit on a lot. I guess guys in her town must be desperate. Here is the latest posting:

"had no idea being tan would give me so many "getting hit on" powers. Now, if I can only find a lasso and invisible plane, I will be set."

I guess she must be really insecure (duh, she's a woman).

Royal Wedding!!

ARE YOU ****ING KIDDING ME?!