HOly **** is the stfu parents blog for real?! Thread-worthy on it's own IMO. In between work stuff I've been browsing entries and each entry angers me to no end, but I can't stop!
*edit* copy and paste!! didn't the original story surface ITT?
http://stfuparents.tumblr.com/page/3
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UPDATE!
It’s a boy! And his middle name is ELVIS DANGER! And he was born on 1/11/11, which is basically every parent-to-be’s wet dream! (Well, until 11/11/11 comes around.) YESSAH!
But wait - let me back up for a sec. so everyone is on the same page. Last week, I posted about a contest that didn’t make much sense. Contestants could pay $10 to be entered to potentially choose an unborn baby boy’s middle name. The “tie-breaker” would be determined based on eye color, which many people in the comments said was dumb considering there’s a pretty limited number of eye color choices. But that’s beside the point. The POINT is that I received an update on this contest and the baby’s middle name is names are: ELVIS DANGER!
Unless Elvis is somehow part of the first name. Or there were two winners, which given the eye color tie-breaker is possible. OR, the winner decided that the middle name would be both Elvis and Danger, because who doesn’t love that combination? Regardless, I can confirm that this baby is freakin’ adorable. And with a middle name like Elvis Danger, I know he’s bound for greatness.
Fun fact: A few commenters in the original post actually suggested “Danger” … as a joke. Here’s a list of some of the other suggestions:
- Tacky
- Five-Dollar-Footlong
- Skeletor-Banana-Hammock-Chupaka
- Vadgesty
- Penis McNightstalker
- Sephiroth Ninja Arthas Werewolf Vampire Sauon Glygas Nazgui von Killstein
- Jesus Dragon
- Axel Jeseu
- Grimlock
- El Chupacabra Wolverine Yeti Sasquatch Iguanadon
- Blayde
- Nevaeh
- Fsdjsdfi9qe2njvdewokfe, pronounced as “Frank”
- Wachovia
- Radioactive Space Dinosaur
Thankfully, the little guy didn’t end up with any of those!