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02-11-2012 , 07:09 PM

#5601

buddyholly

old hand

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 1,673

This is awesome:

http://youtu.be/L-gzqA4FzIA

A dramatic (verbatim) interpretation of some 7th graders' facebook conversation.

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02-11-2012 , 11:42 PM

#5602

SirGaribaldi

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 4,941

so i finally called this one emo girl out, who posts **** like "another sad day passes by" once a week.
obviously her grandpa died that week and she starts crying in front of everyone because of me, and now im the dick.
lol

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02-12-2012 , 09:13 AM

#5603

ohead

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Originally Posted by SirGaribaldi

lol I did the same thing. I called out this girl who constantly vaguebooks in chat that she should prob stop doing that. And she explained it was cause her father was in the hospital because of a stroke and she didn't want EVERYONE to know but vent her feelings. So yeah I felt like a dick.

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02-12-2012 , 11:01 AM

#5604

Your Boss

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 3,821

Lot of Whitney posts, this one really got me though, especially the capitalized VIVIDLY. Oh, and because it's a 40 year old dude.

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You know, I grew up in the late 80's and 90's and there were a few people that went by a single name. Whitney was one of them. I remember VIVIDLY the national anthem at the Super Bowl 3 weeks after the start of Desert Storm. It will stand as the gold standard of anthems. She was a songstress whose tone will always stand as a goal for others to reach. RIP Whitney.

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02-12-2012 , 11:34 AM

#5605

Dids

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That status is pretty damn normal man.

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02-12-2012 , 11:45 AM

#5606

Your Boss

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 3,821

For a 40 year old straight man?!?! I actually WHOLEHEARTEDLY disagree with you.

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02-12-2012 , 12:03 PM

#5607

muttiah

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Originally Posted by Dids

That status is pretty damn normal man.

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02-12-2012 , 12:53 PM

#5608

tyler_cracker

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you guys, clearly only gay people and children are interested in famous, talented singers who died in the last 24 hours.

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02-12-2012 , 03:50 PM

#5609

knivesout

hot gay mess

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 5,301

^^^ Actually according to my feed this morning this is pretty true

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02-12-2012 , 04:36 PM

#5610

Hey_Porter

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 5,903

Friend:

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I'm just not ready to live in a world without Whitney Houston.

I'd generally just leave that be as standard dramaments, but I liked this reply:

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Frankly, I never really realized I was living in a world WITH Whitney Houston.

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02-12-2012 , 07:40 PM

#5611

jspill

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saw this on the 'Reasons I hate facebook' twitter trend going on at the mo'

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02-12-2012 , 08:23 PM

#5612

CapitalSee

adept

Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 771

Stop ****ing HASHTAGGING on facebook. Your ruining twitter. -..- ya ****s hashtags = twitter.
TBH = facebook.

GET IT THE **** RIGHT!

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02-12-2012 , 08:54 PM

#5613

thethethe

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#smh

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02-12-2012 , 08:56 PM

#5614

CapitalSee

adept

Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 771

I have come to realize this is thread's life is directly proportionate to facebook's life.

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02-12-2012 , 09:29 PM

#5615

saltine

grinder

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 432

Some girl has her Pinterest linked to her FB and the stuff she posts there is vomit worthy:

(visit pinterest only if you want to troll yourself)

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02-12-2012 , 10:52 PM

#5616

neuroman

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Originally Posted by FlyWf

In a somewhat related piece:

Uhh, that chick in the middle ain't a size 12.

Yeah, I'm no fashionista or anything, but it seems like the "size 12" is more like a size 8, and the "size 16" is more like a size 12 or size 14. And 231, obviously.

Last edited by neuroman; 02-12-2012 at 10:58 PM. Reason: 321 also acceptable

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02-13-2012 , 12:18 AM

#5617

zer0

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Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 5,835

Apparently I need less fat girls on my fb, adele winning some awards has made my feed unbearable

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02-13-2012 , 12:26 AM

#5618

Duerig

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Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 4,220

Quote:

Originally Posted by buddyholly

This is awesome:

http://youtu.be/L-gzqA4FzIA

A dramatic (verbatim) interpretation of some 7th graders' facebook conversation.

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02-13-2012 , 01:50 AM

#5619

stinkypete

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Originally Posted by neuroman

Yeah, I'm no fashionista or anything, but it seems like the "size 12" is more like a size 8, and the "size 16" is more like a size 12 or size 14. And 231, obviously.

you're an idiot if you think 3 is better than 1.

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02-13-2012 , 02:24 AM

#5620

jmill

Freak you Bobo Fett

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 19,853

Quote:

Originally Posted by stinkypete

you're an idiot if you think 3 is better than 1.

Weird post. People are attracted to different things.

Also in the 2>3>1 camp

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02-13-2012 , 02:27 AM

#5621

buddyholly

old hand

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 1,673

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Originally Posted by jmill

Weird post. People are attracted to different things.

Also in the 2>3>1 camp

stupid post, for sure, but 'weird' sort of implies out of the ordinary, while that's a type of stupid that you see a lot around here.

but yeah, 2>3>1 for sure, imo.

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02-13-2012 , 02:39 AM

#5622

sledghammer

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Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 5,120

Pretty sure 1 is the chick from burn notice, and she's 42. If the 'size 4-8' example was the same age as the other two, it'd be 1-2>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>3.

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02-13-2012 , 04:11 AM

#5623

blankoblanco

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Originally Posted by stinkypete

you're an idiot if you think 3 is better than 1.

meanwhile, you're an idiot. no ifs

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02-13-2012 , 05:41 AM

#5624

Cleary89

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 1,364

1>2>3 ldo.

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Wanted: Chiseled male approximately 6 foot tall. Preferably blonde and good at surfing. Must play at least one instrument and capable of growing a mo.

Followed by 13 guys in the last 7 minutes trying to make a funny joke and get in with her.