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A girl (who shares a FB page with her husband....the first name on the page is a combination of their first names) that went to high school with me had a kid about two years ago and today she posted this:

"I don't care if it might wake my baby up when I kiss her. I kiss her anyway. I love her."

That's an idiotic status update.

Last edited by Tyler Durden; 01-30-2012 at 01:35 AM.

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01-30-2012 , 01:45 AM

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grando

witty comic

Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 10,680

reverse trolling itt

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01-30-2012 , 03:19 AM

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Dazarath

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 4,659

Ugh, I just saw the story in my feed too. Anytime a post is prefaced with "This really happened wow", it's obviously a complete load of BS. And wtf at "the commandant thinks that it would be a scandal to make a passenger..." It looks like poor vocabulary combined with a thesaurus fail.

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01-30-2012 , 03:23 AM

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Golden_Rhino

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 9,056

I have seen this one at least 15 times in the last week:

I finally decided to post this:

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01-30-2012 , 03:26 AM

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prohornblower

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Yeah I don't think Snoop was ever convicted of that murder.

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01-30-2012 , 04:33 AM

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Tyler Durden

banned

Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 15,299

Girl that went to high school with me posted a picture of a cow in a vice-type thing and a chainsaw about to cut its head off. I'm thinking why the **** would you post that b/c it's a really disturbing image. I mean, I know that is sort of why she posted it but I think it's too tasteless/upsetting to post.

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01-30-2012 , 04:40 AM

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Fleebrog

Master Sheepulator

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 13,182

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Originally Posted by dkgojackets

surely i need to make fun of this guy

I know...the original version is so much better.

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01-30-2012 , 04:53 AM

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prohornblower

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 38,283

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Originally Posted by Tyler Durden

Because dare you eat meat. DARE YOU! You sick ****.

lol female crusades.

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01-30-2012 , 10:53 AM

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FlyWf

It's the other way

Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 58,097

Golden_Rhino- The Stewart/Snoop thing is whatever, but wow your response is bad.

(I guessed "the guy whose name I don't know" by the way, so if he's actually a felon good for me)

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01-30-2012 , 11:12 AM

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GMan42

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 5,257

Don't forget OJ's serving time for holding that dude at gunpoint.

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01-30-2012 , 11:36 AM

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wotutalkinabaaat

adept

Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 858

all from the same girl, she tilts me to no end but she is very attractive (whilst being a massive hipocrit)

3 hours ago:

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People say HATE is a strong word, but so is LOVE and people throw that around like it's nothing.

14 hours ago:

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When someone special walks into your life and changes things for the better.. don't let them walk away.

18hours ago:

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Most people don't realize what they have because they're too busy to look at what they don't have.

Saturday:

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A guy's biggest mistake is giving another guy the opportunity to make his girl smile.

Friday:

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People are going to talk weather your doing good or bad.

Friday:

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You should enjoy the little things in life because looking back you will realize they was big things.

Friday:

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When your ex says,"You'll never find anyone like me." Reply with, "That's the point dumbass"

Jan 26th:

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Could honestly do with a big long spooning at the moment and my back tickled and my hair played with!

Jan 26th:

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Sluts should be called "Humpty Dumpty". First they get humped & then they get dumped. Hahahah!

Jan 26th:

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You don't love someone for their looks, their clothes, or their fancy car. You love them because they make you happy. < So true! ♥

Jan 26th:

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Nobody wants someone who's been with everyone.

Jan 25th:

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I'm tough, ambitious and I know exactly what I want, if that makes me a bitch, then ok! I'm a bitch with big ambitious (;

Jan 25th:

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I don't trust easily, so when I tell you I trust you, please don't make me regret it.

Jan 25th:

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Be careful who you trust and tell your problems too. Not everyone that smiles at you is your friend.

Jan 24th:

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Some people make me laugh they add you on bbm and you do a satus so they pop up and be ***** then I said "well if you don't like it delete me" he turned around and was still being a **** so I said "hmm if you don't know me why add me on BBM if your not going to plan on talking" he went "I don't know you" some people are backwards that arnt coming forward anytime soon! Bit of bannter goes down well at these hours!

Jan 24th:

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I have some ****ed up people on my bbm swear someones just poped up and went "bitch the cops are looking for you..." So I reply and went "why" and he went "you stole my heart I need it back!" Ower chat up lines make me howl laughing nearly fell of my bed to be honest!

Jan 23rd:

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I don't understand why girls airbrush there photos to make them selfs look like something there not when they have ok skin anyways! then a lad sees them in public and think wow state of that its being something there not!

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Coz 99% of them want to try n look as gorgeous as you. They fall short

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But i dont airbrush or even edit my photos haha? x

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Coz you, unlike them... Don't need to

if i could punch her in the face I would

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01-30-2012 , 11:41 AM

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Tony_P

Crimson Challenge Conqueror

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 12,026

this isn't a facebook status, but i think it fits the thread.

friend of mine on gchat:
Why are all the playgrounds here Canadian?

Spoiler:

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01-30-2012 , 11:43 AM

#5465

harangutang

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 3,956

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Originally Posted by FlyWf

Golden_Rhino- The Stewart/Snoop thing is whatever, but wow your response is bad.

(I guessed "the guy whose name I don't know" by the way, so if he's actually a felon good for me)

Golden's post was awesome, I chuckled.

(It's O.J. Simpson).

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01-30-2012 , 11:53 AM

#5466

Dr. Spaceman

worth 1000 words

Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 7,978

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Originally Posted by Dazarath

I think it's better to never respond to these types of posts because I don't want to run bad and happen to make an inappropriate joke the one time out of a thousand when the "worse day of their life" actually turns out to be really bad.

I did this to an old friend of mine. He posted "I love you mom", so I responded "I love you too, son." Then I went to his wall and saw that his mom had just died the day before...

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Originally Posted by rsxpunk

haven't posted in this thread yet, but this guy was just too good to be true..

https://www.facebook.com/timshark?sk=wall

Went to International Collage Of Hunting Snatch

I wonder if it has a good engineering program?

This guy always gave me trouble in Double Dragon.

Last edited by Dr. Spaceman; 01-30-2012 at 12:09 PM.

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01-30-2012 , 12:18 PM

#5467

Khaos4k

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Originally Posted by tyler_cracker

wtf "ma", "commandant", "handbag", "THE first class"?

Seriously, what region/decade was this written in?

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01-30-2012 , 12:26 PM

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tyler_cracker

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spaceman,

elbow strikes, noob.

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01-30-2012 , 12:27 PM

#5469

punkass

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Just a funny FB pic someone posted.

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01-30-2012 , 12:55 PM

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EvilSteve

Midlife Crisis

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 13,195

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Originally Posted by wotutalkinabaaat

all from the same girl, she tilts me to no end but she is very attractive (whilst being a massive hipocrit)

Post some of your own statuses please!

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01-30-2012 , 01:14 PM

#5471

fezjones

banned

Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 2,961

I wish i could post this as my status

Spoiler:

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01-30-2012 , 01:27 PM

#5472

dwiele

veteran

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 3,258

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People are going to talk weather your doing good or bad.

something about this one... it just makes me feel so inspirationalized

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01-30-2012 , 01:32 PM

#5473

Tyler Durden

banned

Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 15,299

the TOTALLY part really gets me:

"TOTALLY CHANGED the radio station in the dealership. Today, ladies and gentlemen, ___________ is in Charge and we are listening to Sattelite radio, station # 22, PEARL JAM radio!!! TIME TO ROCK AND ROLL peoples!!"

Last edited by Tyler Durden; 01-30-2012 at 01:41 PM.

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01-30-2012 , 01:36 PM

#5474

Karak

ELIte

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 62,726

she's just seizing the day

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01-30-2012 , 01:44 PM

#5475

EvilSteve

Midlife Crisis

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 13,195

Reposted with the comment "well stated".

Yes, people hanging onto their cash is what impoverishes the nation. If only they'd hurry up and spend it the economy would be saved. Spend em if you've got em!

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