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04-13-2011 , 09:38 PM

#502

nuisance

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 11,644

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PLEASE put this as your status if you know someone who has been eaten by dragons. Dragons are nearly unstoppable and, in case you didn't know, they can totally breathe fire. 60% of people won't copy and paste this because they've already been eaten by dragons. 38% of people are sitting in the shower armed with fire extinguishers, and .........the remaining 2% are awesome and will re-post

Actually this is pretty awesome. I had to repost it myself.

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04-14-2011 , 11:23 AM

#503

It's Brandt

old hand

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,625

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Young Girl Enjoying a casual Wednesday night at the hospital.

...and of course a bunch of people ask "ARE YOU OK?!!!!" to which she doesn't respond. Instead she waits until the next morning and posts a new status update:

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Young Girl is out of the hospital and on her way to class!

With more people asking "what happened?!" to which she does not respond.

How do people not realize how douchey it is to make vague attention-whoring posts like this on fb?

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04-14-2011 , 11:39 AM

#504

suzzer99

Save the Cheerleader, Save the World

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 99,984

I dunno seems pretty douchey to me. Better ask Dids, arbiter of all things douchey, just to be on the safe side.

I'd love to write more but I'm in an Israeli maximum security prison at the moment.

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04-14-2011 , 11:50 AM

#505

Dids

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Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 60,871

DIDS RULING: Any status that invites more questions than it answers is super douchey. Especially **** like that where people will obviously be concerned for the person.

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04-14-2011 , 01:27 PM

#506

Tyler Durden

banned

Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 15,299

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Originally Posted by It's Brandt

...and of course a bunch of people ask "ARE YOU OK?!!!!" to which she doesn't respond. Instead she waits until the next morning and posts a new status update:

With more people asking "what happened?!" to which she does not respond.

How do people not realize how douchey it is to make vague attention-whoring posts like this on fb?

My friend did this just last week and it bothered the hell out of me. It's extremely douchey.

Methinks you should out the name of this young girl so I can friend her and tell her that she is a douche. B/c it's important that she knows.

It's about 99.7% likely that this girl has daddy issues.

Last edited by Tyler Durden; 04-14-2011 at 01:42 PM.

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04-14-2011 , 01:32 PM

#507

YB2009

dats ruff

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 7,410

i got a lot of classy Facebook friends. The vague nature would not have gone without some speculating or clearing up of the issue. I can well imagine someone suggesting they ****ed her until she couldn't walk being among the very first of replies...

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04-14-2011 , 04:13 PM

#508

PhatPots

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 3,934

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Originally Posted by Tyler Durden

Methinks you should out the name of this young girl so I can friend her and tell her that she is a douche. B/c it's important that she knows.

This would be so awesome.

Post on her wall
"Tyler Durden:
You don't know me, but we have been debating your status updates on some internet poker forums and have determined you to be a douche. Please leave facebook, signed Love 2p2p OOT"

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04-14-2011 , 05:44 PM

#509

PoseidonCubed

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It seems that people haven't discovered that updating your friend's status to "I love big dicks" when they are away from the computer isn't so hilarious anymore.

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04-14-2011 , 06:45 PM

#510

prohornblower

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Originally Posted by Dids

DIDS RULING: Any status that invites more questions than it answers is super douchey. Especially **** like that where people will obviously be concerned for the person.

Agree. That's just straight-up attention whoring for no other reason than taking inventory of your "friends who care!"

A friend of mine (female) posted the other day "Uggh what a horrible day." to which a bunch of people in-the-know responded with "I'm so sorry about this" etc. One person who didn't know what the implications of the vague update were clicked "like". Then minutes later he posted "Oh - sorry to click "like". I had no idea your cousin died today"

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04-14-2011 , 07:30 PM

#511

bottomset

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Originally Posted by Amber

Does anyone have insight as to why someone would put "hot" or "sexy" or "babe" in their screen name? I never could understand this.

everytime I see one of your posts I end up watching your avatar for a minute

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04-14-2011 , 07:58 PM

#512

sublime

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Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 22,522

also how long till this thread leads to some trainwreck?

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04-14-2011 , 09:44 PM

#513

therightdeal

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Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 6,256

This one stupid bitch really annoys me. She's constantly talking about her ****ing relationship and other annoying statuses insulting people, yet she doesn't name them. Stupid ****ing cow.

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04-14-2011 , 11:42 PM

#514

ImsaKidd

CHOO CHOO

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 20,758

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Originally Posted by sublime

also how long till this thread leads to some trainwreck?

Dunno, but I can't wait.

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04-15-2011 , 04:22 AM

#515

GoodGame

SL Bathroom Bachelor

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 4,124

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Originally Posted by sublime

also how long till this thread leads to some trainwreck?

super easy considering people are copy/pasting the exact thing and there's websites where you can search all posts ever made on fb

edit- too close to my 3k post to waste another post but imsakidd is right. can't find any of them. but open book didn't even have mine that i've searched before on a different site (that i've since forgotten the name of)

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04-15-2011 , 04:28 AM

#516

ImsaKidd

CHOO CHOO

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 20,758

I've already been searching on openbook, seems like people have their privacy settings set though.

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04-15-2011 , 04:59 AM

#517

Matsamuy

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Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 610

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04-15-2011 , 08:39 AM

#518

suzzer99

Save the Cheerleader, Save the World

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 99,984

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Originally Posted by PoseidonCubed

It seems that people haven't discovered that updating your friend's status to "I love big dicks" when they are away from the computer isn't so hilarious anymore.

No, it's still pretty damn funny.

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04-16-2011 , 11:27 AM

#519

JessterCPA

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Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 697

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04-16-2011 , 11:28 AM

#520

JessterCPA

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Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 697

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04-16-2011 , 11:29 AM

#521

JessterCPA

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