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Besides wiggers/ghetto kids I don't think there's a more annoying demographic on Facebook than "young entrepreneurs."

Recent sampling from a few different people:

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Ive been pitched 5 business ideas since ive been in Flordia.....and I havent taken any (yet).

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I will own a Bently or Rolls Royce in the next 2 to 5 years. Its gotta happen!! lol

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I hope this is one of those forever things. It's funny how money changes everything. #noceilings2012

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If everything ended today, would you be happy with yourself!? It is never too late to make something happen! Take the cheeseburger out of your mouth and get it done...I just did

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Gotta hustle, hustle, hustle hard..... cause closed mouths dont get fed on this boulevard!

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when u mention my name now u can put business owner in front of it lmao...nah seriously

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397 emails to go through...ugh. I love vacation, but hate the aftermath...good thing I have $10,000 to deposit....

Seriously, I don't get why many people think it's OK to bragbot about money and business constantly. Like how ****ing obnoxious would I be if I posted stuff like "just signed a SICK new retainer agreement with a client today for a divorce/custody case! POPPIN' BOTTLES TONIGHT, BABY!!!"

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01-11-2012 , 05:12 PM

#5178

nunnehi

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Originally Posted by miajag

Like how ****ing obnoxious would I be if I posted stuff like "just signed a SICK new retainer agreement with a client today for a divorce/custody case! POPPIN' BOTTLES TONIGHT, BABY!!!"

Stop lying, you know that would be an awesome post.

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01-11-2012 , 05:13 PM

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buddyholly

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Originally Posted by punkass

I'm seeing a couple of these:

"I'm going to Mexico for 4 months", which is just supposed to a product of your birthday. January = Mexico, 4th = 4 months. You just post it, and then sit back and watch the confusion on your wall.

Narcissistic and annoying.

I think that was posted above somewhere. It's the new stupid facebook thing "for breast cancer awareness" started by god knows who. Women are supposed to do it and not explain it to men.
Last year's one was that bull**** about 'I do it on the kitchen table' or whatever, where the big joke is that only the women know that 'do it' means 'put my handbag' or some ****.
Yeah, people are dumb.

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01-11-2012 , 05:19 PM

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stinkypete

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looking forward to the breakup posts!

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01-11-2012 , 05:20 PM

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Dids

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I don't get why many people think it's OK to bragbot about money and business constantly

Not that this makes it OK, but bragging about all the moves you're about to make is how you justify the fact that you're at home at 1:00 on a Tuesday because your job pushing cell phones at the mall doesn't start for another half hour.

The people I know who probably qualify as young entrepreneurs mostly make me sad by unintentionally making it more obvious their life is better than mine.

The people I know who want to be young entrepreneurs but are mostly directionless hustlers post about all the moves they're making.

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01-11-2012 , 05:25 PM

#5182

The B

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random acquaintance from high-school
Happy Birthday! Hope you have a blessed day that is truly amazing!

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01-11-2012 , 05:49 PM

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jpindacasa

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Originally Posted by The B

random acquaintance from high-school
Happy Birthday! Hope you have a blessed day that is truly amazing!

Happy B-Day Douche bag!!

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01-11-2012 , 06:57 PM

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daryn

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WHY THE HELL WOULD U CALL UR KID "BULLIVY". RT PPLE WITH MONEY DO THE STUPIDISH **** I FEEL BAD FOR THAT KID JAY Z IS A IDIOT HOLLA U SHOULD HAVE CALLED HER "LIL MAGIC" HAHA

good.

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01-11-2012 , 07:52 PM

#5185

GusJohnsonGOAT

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Originally Posted by daryn

good.

I like to think that no one without a mental disease is this stupid. ****.

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01-11-2012 , 09:03 PM

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That Foreign Guy

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Originally Posted by miajag

Like how ****ing obnoxious would I be if I posted stuff like "just signed a SICK new retainer agreement with a client today for a divorce/custody case! POPPIN' BOTTLES TONIGHT, BABY!!!"

It would be ****ing awesome.

My next status might be something like "Finished writing that document for my boss. Gonna make it rain up in the hizzy ta nigght!

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01-11-2012 , 09:17 PM

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Teebor

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Originally Posted by That Foreign Guy

It would be ****ing awesome.

My next status might be something like "Finished writing that document for my boss. Gonna make it rain up in the hizzy ta nigght!

"Walked all the way to the back of the parking lot to collect a renegade trolley, hope it's caught on camera cos I'm due brownie points on Monday from the big man!"

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01-11-2012 , 11:07 PM

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Noah.

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Originally Posted by Dr. Spaceman

#chileplease is definitely my favorite part of that.

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01-11-2012 , 11:12 PM

#5189

Tyler Durden

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Is this girl's status ripe for a "firstworldproblems" comment or what?

"The Brazilian consulate sent me my passport back with a stamped visa with some OLD MAN's picture on it!!! with my name. WTF. And this is after I paid extra for expediting. Incompetent *******s. I have raised hell."

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01-11-2012 , 11:19 PM

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stinkypete

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Originally Posted by Tyler Durden

another totally legitimate status update. do you have like 7 friends on facebook and just post every single status update in here?

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01-11-2012 , 11:24 PM

#5191

Tyler Durden

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I have 9 friends on facebook

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01-11-2012 , 11:24 PM

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tibrida

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Originally Posted by Tyler Durden

Do you know what "firstworldproblems" are supposed to be like?

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01-11-2012 , 11:26 PM

#5193

tibrida

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Originally Posted by Tyler Durden

I have 9 friends on facebook

I'd say about 890

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01-11-2012 , 11:34 PM

#5194

FlyWf

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Originally Posted by miajag

Besides wiggers/ghetto kids I don't think there's a more annoying demographic on Facebook than "young entrepreneurs."

Recent sampling from a few different people:

Seriously, I don't get why many people think it's OK to bragbot about money and business constantly. Like how ****ing obnoxious would I be if I posted stuff like "just signed a SICK new retainer agreement with a client today for a divorce/custody case! POPPIN' BOTTLES TONIGHT, BABY!!!"

Oh, I thought so too. In fact I even think I posted about it.

But that was before, in my neverending quest to find annoying things on the internet, I found one category even worse: bodybuilders.

Like, serious, competition-going-to types. None of them can spell for ****, they post dozens of pictures of themselves a day leading to dozens of borderline gay compliments on ab definition, and they are all catty as **** about losing competitions.

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01-12-2012 , 12:09 AM

#5195

jmakin

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I wish I could brag on my FB. My biggest ones are like,

"Sweet, didn't wake up in a pool of my own piss and vomit today. Gonna be a good one!"

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01-12-2012 , 12:21 AM

#5196

DWarrior

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I have like 120 FB friends, and all the posts are legit, not even TD post worthy. I need new friends.

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01-12-2012 , 01:30 AM

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fezjones

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anyone else seeing these rap videos 18,19,20 year old suburban white kids will make and post them on FB as if their production company is going viral.
So tilting, they are all awful, although they use expensive camera equipment and put effort into autotuning the final product is cringe worthy.
One common theme is to show many shots of these kids 'chillin' in their homes in some kind of den which resembles a pig sty with broken beer cans, roaches, and bottle caps strewn everywhere. When did it become cool to make people think you live in abject poverty.

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01-12-2012 , 03:39 AM

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Cleary89

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Ok, probably going to be called TD for these posts, but i found them annoying.

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Party Time -

Although I got him good - Looks like a sick party bro

Also know this chick, does not work. Every single day posts a status from her back yard such as this -

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Picnic! — with xxxxx at Dewing's On Dodson

Her last name is Dewing, lives on Dodson street which is one of the most expensive in the area. Fair enough in isolation, but as I said bitch doesn't work and uploads at least one of those pics a day. She makes sure every time someone comes over, she checks them in - 167 people have been checked in at Dewing's on Dodson.

/TylerDurden post.

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01-12-2012 , 06:30 AM

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garcia1000

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Is the chick hot, though?

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01-12-2012 , 08:41 AM

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GEAUX UL

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An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before, but had recently failed an entire class. That class had insisted that Obama's socialism worked and that no one would be poor and no one would be rich, a great equalizer.
The professor then said, "OK, we will have an experiment in this class on Obama's plan". All grades will be averaged and everyone will receive the same grade so no one will fail and no one will receive an A.... (substituting grades for dollars - something closer to home and more readily understood by all).
After the first test, the grades were averaged and everyone got a B. The students who studied hard were upset and the students who studied little were happy. As the second test rolled around, the students who studied little had studied even less and the ones who studied hard decided they wanted a free ride too so they studied little..
The second test average was a D! No one was happy. When the 3rd test rolled around, the average was an F. As the tests proceeded, the scores never increased as bickering, blame and name-calling all resulted in hard feelings and no one would study for the benefit of anyone else. To their great surprise, ALL FAILED and the professor told them that socialism would also ultimately fail because when the reward is great, the effort to succeed is great, but when government takes all the reward away, no one will try or want to succeed. It could not be any simpler than that.
Remember, there IS a test coming up. The 2012 elections.

These are possibly the 5 best sentences you'll ever read and all applicable to this experiment:
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that is the beginning of the end of any nation.

^ This twisted logic has been shared by 5-6 of my friends.

FWIW I don't like Obama. But I hate that the type of people who post and believe in this BS are the same type of people who show up en masse to vote on election day.

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