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I would be more impressed with the way god did it than the sheer probability of it all. How awesome would god be if he thought, "****, faith is down, i know what will get their attention"! A lame, uncreative god would just make Tom Brady a jesus freak, but a genius god would make it Tim Tebow.

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01-09-2012 , 06:49 PM

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stinkypete

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it's the subtle details that make it most impressive imo. the riverboatking twitter account is gold.

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01-09-2012 , 07:02 PM

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blind squirrel

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Originally Posted by BurningSquirrel

it is a famous quote from German player Lukas Podolski

it is actually very funny.

Well, I done my research and apparently he didn't say it, was some random dude named Böhmermann.

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01-09-2012 , 11:30 PM

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bgomez89

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Originally Posted by PoseidonCubed

im christian and this still pisses me off.

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Originally Posted by Dominic

XXXXXXX: Tebow threw for 316 yards... Think about it! John 3:16

I got that one too but it's more of a story

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Originally Posted by cool guy I went to college with

Tim Tebow wanted to wear 3:16 as in John 3:16 from the bible under his eyes last night but the league wouldnt let him. He threw for 316 yards and averaged 31.6 yards a throw

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01-09-2012 , 11:51 PM

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he also went 3 for 16 the previous week

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01-09-2012 , 11:55 PM

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If home is where the heart is, I'm a long way from home. The further I go, the more real it becomes and the harder it gets. Miss you moms, beazy, jrod, the dukes, snake, 2shoes, A. Jesus, jbird, chella, miss you all. Nobody said life was easy..

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Awe XXX............If you are following God's will and not your own, you'll be fine. He will give you peace and the strength you need...... Isaiah 48:17 ~ Thus says the Lord, Your Redeemer, the Holy One of Israel: "I am the Lord your God, who teaches you to profit, who leads you by the way you should go".......Love you and praying for safe travels. Hugs!

"Follow God's will and not your own" might be the worst piece of advice ever given in the history of man.

so hard not to troll comments/statuses like that.

/religiousderailbeforeitstarts

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01-09-2012 , 11:57 PM

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p5s thread about one of these facebooking people:

http://www.pocketfives.com/f13/adven...ck-3-a-644723/

Thread is all based on some minor Facebook stalking

It is worth it, but for cliffs read:

Post #s: 1, 28, 50, 106, 126, 154, 180, 331, 336

Enjoy!

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01-10-2012 , 12:12 AM

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he also went 3 for 16 the previous week

he also ****ed 3 16 year olds after the game

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01-10-2012 , 01:58 PM

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‎"Don't make someone a priority in your life when you are only an option in theirs."

Posted by a guy who will never commit to any social activity just in case something better comes up.

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01-10-2012 , 02:34 PM

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Teebor

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I actually quite like that.

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01-10-2012 , 02:36 PM

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01-10-2012 , 02:57 PM

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GEAUX UL

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^ Just wow.

So much fail in this I don't know where to begin. I need more black friends.

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01-10-2012 , 03:08 PM

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Everyone I know who posted the Tebow 316 yards thing had like 50+ "likes" within an hour. I hate that stuff like that tilts me so much, but it does.

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01-10-2012 , 03:24 PM

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fezjones

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lol, most of yall dont know what the inside of a church looks like

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01-10-2012 , 03:35 PM

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lagdonk

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dis page hath been golden

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01-11-2012 , 07:31 AM

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Fat aussie bogan

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I am an Australian, I was born in Australia, I live in Australia, therefore I celebrate AUSTRALIA DAY........ NOT CITIZEN DAY! Go to the USA, and you will celebrate American Independence Day. In Australia we celebrate AUSTRALIA DAY! Re-post this if you celebrate Australia Day on the 26th of January every year, not citizen day. If you don't like Aussie customs and traditions go back where you came from no-one asked you to come here. Show your AUSSIE pride by reposting this !!!!!!! WOOT WOOT Australia Day Rocks! AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE .... OI OI OI OI

Starts off as aussie pride, then turns into racism, then wtf woooooot wooooooot. lol.

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01-11-2012 , 09:42 AM

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LiveNow

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Originally Posted by that_pope

lol this was great

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01-11-2012 , 10:00 AM

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Karak

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Originally Posted by scrolls

good friend of mine who is currently moving cross country. besides the random ass nicknames he has for his friends, very reasonable. here is one of the comments from some chick idk (my friend is not religious):

"Follow God's will and not your own" might be the worst piece of advice ever given in the history of man.

so hard not to troll comments/statuses like that.

/religiousderailbeforeitstarts

Taking potshots then hiding behind "ending the derail before it starts" is pretty lol from someone standing on such high human philosophical ground.

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01-11-2012 , 01:10 PM

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ime the majority of 2p2 is not religious (especially itt where a lot of people have posted similar religious ******edness from facebook) so im guessing most people here would agree her comment is pretty lol, certainly wasnt taking a potshot. religious derail comment was me just being a smartass, by all means start a debate on God's will if you want!

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01-11-2012 , 01:17 PM

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I don't want to get into it, but posting that the comment "might
be the worst piece of advice ever given in
the history of man." is not quite the same as posting a stupid religious status/comment and just loling at it.

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01-11-2012 , 04:18 PM

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Facebookers,

How does this one stack up?

"High Fructose Corn Syrup --- any thoughts/feelings? I'm listening to a webinar right now..."

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01-11-2012 , 04:37 PM

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Meh - fine in isolation. If it's part of a constant stream of unsolicited advice/ranting/whatever then its annoying.

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01-11-2012 , 04:37 PM

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I'm seeing a couple of these:

"I'm going to Mexico for 4 months", which is just supposed to a product of your birthday. January = Mexico, 4th = 4 months. You just post it, and then sit back and watch the confusion on your wall.

Narcissistic and annoying.

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01-11-2012 , 04:40 PM

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jj,

Maybe because of living in SF with lots of eco/enviro/health-nut/hippie types, I get particularly annoyed by statuses like that. I still think FB is a pretty stupid place for that though.

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01-11-2012 , 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by El Diablo

Facebookers,

How does this one stack up?

"High Fructose Corn Syrup --- any thoughts/feelings? I'm listening to a webinar right now..."

I mean watching something and learning and then trying to have a conversation about it should be the top end for a site like facebook. Yay exchange of ideas and growth and what not.

But my first response was obviously a giant eye roll.

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