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does anyone get the urge to post anything anyone has on facebook that uses the word hubby in here? i actually saw someone call their husband "hubbilicious" on facebook just wow

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01-07-2012 , 09:32 PM

#5127

pongo

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Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 2,814

I kind of love hubbilicious. I might have to use that in real life. To him. To make him mad. Lol.

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01-07-2012 , 09:33 PM

#5128

BurningSquirrel

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,785

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Originally Posted by Mayo

"Soccer is like chess, but without the dice."

it is a famous quote from German player Lukas Podolski

it is actually very funny.

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01-07-2012 , 10:32 PM

#5129

AlligatorBloodFTW

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Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 6,425

Anybody who counts down to anything like anyone gives a ****. Especially people who update their status everyday starting like 60 days out such as "only 54 days til the big day lol! Can't wait!"

Live in the moment you ****ing douche and no one cares about your stupid countdown. Recent example

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49 hours till kickoff ... Roll Tide Roll!

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01-07-2012 , 10:34 PM

#5130

AlligatorBloodFTW

banned

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 6,425

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Originally Posted by BurningSquirrel

it is a famous quote from German player Lukas Podolski

it is actually very funny.

give him a break he lives in italy they hate soccer there

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01-07-2012 , 10:54 PM

#5131

DukeSucks

maverick avatar mechanic

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 8,687

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Originally Posted by AlligatorBloodFTW

634,997 and counting

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01-08-2012 , 05:05 AM

#5132

NeverTheWorst

journeyman

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 383

This guy is like a full blown wigger in his mid 20's.

I was raised around deer,I know how to chase bucks

You boys to weak, like 14 days....

Welcome to the mind of maniac

CUZ IMA CRIMINAL!!!

Big booty hoes! Bump wit it!

Powdery doughnuts *****!

Wow..just had one of the worst dreams of my life..if I ever find out that ****s true ill kill you both

I stay sober so the only time you see me withdraw is at the ATM biiiiiitch!

**** bitches get money...mission accomplished

There's endless updates just like this, mostly of random rap lyrics.
He just got off house arrest.

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01-08-2012 , 01:12 PM

#5133

marlinssmith

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Its like the real-life texts from bennett, only with fb statuses

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01-08-2012 , 02:24 PM

#5134

NeverTheWorst

journeyman

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 383

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Originally Posted by marlinssmith

Its like the real-life texts from bennett, only with fb statuses

Ya pretty much, amazingly those are all separate statuses. Here's a few more from the mind of maniac

That bitch had a mouth like a squirrel

Oww! I just bit my bottom lip it was an accident I was tryna tell them to all get ****ED!!!

real men dont hit women...well i must not be real cuz i beat bitches up

theres not enough juice in a capri sun....buttered

if anyone knows were i can get a job within the next few days please let me know cuz if not....im goin to prison for 4 years

Wyte mikes free bithes!!!!!

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01-08-2012 , 04:28 PM

#5135

TheNoodleMan

Wet Noodle

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 16,566

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Originally Posted by NeverTheWorst

This guy is like a full blown wigger in his mid 20's.

You boys to weak, like 14 days....

Impressive that in an attempt at word play using two of the three spellings of two/too/to, he chose the one that doesn't apply.

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01-08-2012 , 05:05 PM

#5136

Brocktoon

Unreada Bill

Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 8,675

I concur with his take on Capri Sun, not sure what butter has to do with it though.

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01-08-2012 , 09:11 PM

#5137

jmakin

banned

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 30,120

Can this get any more stereotypical?

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her middle name on facebook is listed as "babi gurl"

Oooh na ugh dis ***** hella boot c .mutha ****in com smh!!!

first ***** is a racial slur for african americans

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01-08-2012 , 10:35 PM

#5138

garcia1000

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 7,855

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Originally Posted by PoseidonCubed

That is a waste of two valuable 'S' tiles

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01-08-2012 , 10:44 PM

#5139

ctyri

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 6,488

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Originally Posted by garcia1000

That is a waste of two valuable 'S' tiles

how would you know that?

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01-08-2012 , 10:53 PM

#5140

garcia1000

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 7,855

Jesus, man

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01-09-2012 , 12:47 AM

#5141

Tiltmonkey2

adept

Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 717

20 year old single mom who becomes obsessed with guys she is dating. I think this one she has known for 4 days or so. She spams this crap every 2 hours.

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well day one without you and I'm already going crazy

.... maybe its love at first site bc that's how I feel bout you!!

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; talked to my doll for like 3 hrs last night.

even though I'm tired as Hell I'm all smiles !!

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finally home talking to Michael ♥ off tomorrow

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my oh my your so good looking .. who are you when I'm not looking. I wanna know , I wanna know."

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01-09-2012 , 01:45 AM

#5142

jmakin

banned

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 30,120

Paul _______
Beware of the One who stands behind Tebow!

16 minutes ago · Like
Chris ______: The fullback?
15 minutes ago · Like

ZINGGGG

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01-09-2012 , 01:56 AM

#5143

Dominic

Tripod

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 74,268

XXXXXXX: Tebow threw for 316 yards... Think about it! John 3:16

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01-09-2012 , 02:21 AM

#5144

deucedeuces

old hand

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 1,730

oh god if the broncos by some miracle pull of the SB win we will never hear the end of it from the jesus folk.

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01-09-2012 , 03:20 AM

#5145

thatpfunk

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 8,552

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Originally Posted by deucedeuces

oh god if the broncos by some miracle pull of the SB win we will never hear the end of it from the jesus folk.

If they win the SB it might be time to take a serious look at that whole Christianity thing again.

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01-09-2012 , 07:25 AM

#5146

99killed

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 6,188

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THIS YEAR MY NEW THING IS COLORED SOCK SO EXPECT TO THE TREND HAPPEN SOON HOLLA

Lol colored sock ftw

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01-09-2012 , 03:48 PM

#5147

Yoshii

old hand

Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,401

Raging.

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Originally Posted by PoseidonCubed

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01-09-2012 , 03:50 PM

#5148

buddyholly

old hand

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 1,673

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Originally Posted by 99killed

Lol colored sock ftw

Um, that's an outstanding facebook status.

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01-09-2012 , 03:53 PM

#5149

Alrighty Roo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 16,269

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Originally Posted by thatpfunk

If they win the SB it might be time to take a serious look at that whole Christianity thing again.

lool

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01-09-2012 , 06:01 PM

#5150

stinkypete

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,783

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Originally Posted by thatpfunk

If they win the SB it might be time to take a serious look at that whole Christianity thing again.

if we assume that the broncos were no better than 1 in 10000 to win the super bowl without the help of jesus/god when tebow got the starting role, we only need a 1 in 10000 prior probability of the existence of teh christian god for it to be > 50% that god exists.

not sure what a fair prior probability would be but 1 in 10k doesn't seem too unreasonable given the amount of christians in the world?

so yea, revisiting the whole christianity thing doesn't seem too unreasonable if the broncos win.

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