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To be fair it would be a little tilting to me if one of my English speaking friends started posting 99% of their facebook statuses in non-English (unless they have a good reason like moving to some non-english country).

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01-03-2012 , 02:11 PM

#5027

baumer

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 4,061

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Originally Posted by GMan42

Start replying with random stuff from the "drinking outta cups" rant.

Who's this guy?
Mr. Balloons.
Mr. Balloon-hands.
No way, no way.
Get real.

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01-03-2012 , 02:18 PM

#5028

RayPowers

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 9,916

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Originally Posted by baumer

Jeff Dunn
Ashley Fay

Not disabled from what I can tell.

Jeff should have clicked...

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01-03-2012 , 02:32 PM

#5029

rizeagainst

banned

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,179

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Originally Posted by RayPowers

Jeff should have clicked...

at least the bulls are doing well though

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01-03-2012 , 02:44 PM

#5030

stinkypete

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I failed a spelling test in elementary school,because when the teacher asked me to spell AMAZING, i put down my name.

kinda silly to pull an arrogant stunt like that when you're on the verge of failing. i mean if you're getting 100% otherwise it's not a bad troll, but why risk failing? it's also kind of ironic that someone who is AMAZING would fail a spelling test. just sayin.

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01-03-2012 , 03:03 PM

#5031

Dr. Spaceman

worth 1000 words

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01-03-2012 , 04:19 PM

#5032

LetMeLive

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Happy new am done with all my fakes ass grimy bitch as gold diggers friends who b act like **** them but up all on there asses haha that's fake ass bitches glad am with my true friends n fams

her reply aimed at nobody in particular

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It's. Tje truth cuz I have friends who I've been there fo but be acting like ama get the hook up jere and there and forget about u bit wait a min hoe I interduse to and act like thet there bff really ho u broke grimy Bitch

Last edited by LetMeLive; 01-03-2012 at 04:20 PM. Reason: WORD

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01-03-2012 , 04:39 PM

#5033

Dr. Spaceman

worth 1000 words

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I am definitely gonna use tje in WWF.

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01-03-2012 , 04:55 PM

#5034

blankoblanco

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interduse. jesus christ, that gives me a headache just looking at it

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01-03-2012 , 05:19 PM

#5035

Suicidal King

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He's a good friend of mine and we talk several times a week. He's alright (or as alright as he gets). He just gets reaaaally drunk and posts some stuff that is sometimes funny, sometimes really out there, but always WTF. Just thought I'd check.

Back on point:

My sister is the worst with this stuff. Approximately 10 posts a day with different animals about to die. I have no idea how many people on her friends list can house 70 animals a week but it doesn't appear to be her.

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01-03-2012 , 05:22 PM

#5036

Suicidal King

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Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 11

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Originally Posted by Dr. Spaceman

Waits (with hope) for MS Paint pic of deer wearing gold chains and pointing a tilted Glock.

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01-03-2012 , 05:30 PM

#5037

JoshK

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Seriously unhappy right now...

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Excited....

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May heaven help me through this

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Its going to be an interesting week...

Same girl over the course of 2 weeks.

She's good at comment baiting.

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01-03-2012 , 07:03 PM

#5038

Hey_Porter

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 5,896

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Originally Posted by JoshK

Same girl over the course of 2 weeks.

She's good at comment baiting.

That's annoying, but more annoying are the same people who rise to it, over and over again.

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01-03-2012 , 08:20 PM

#5039

mutigers

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not a status thing but the nut low for facebook users has to be the people who quote themselves in their "quotations" box

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01-03-2012 , 09:03 PM

#5040

LetMeLive

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Originally Posted by Hey_Porter

That's annoying, but more annoying are the same people who rise to it, over and over again.

does this mean the people who are annoyed by it (like the poster itt) or the people who constantly ask about the status (like their FB friends)?

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01-03-2012 , 09:05 PM

#5041

tyler_cracker

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any chance "DEER" means something else in black-people-talk?

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Originally Posted by urbandictionary

1. deer 151 up, 55 down
It is a animal that has horns on its head. It makes no noise and likes to run infront of cars.

Hunny, Watch out for the...Deer!

2. deer 62 up, 19 down
a deer is a mammal that primarily lives in north america. they mainly eat sasquatch and aliens. 97% of the deer population is suicidal. their favourite way of suicide to to hop in front of cars. Every July 5th the remaining population get together and drink until they cant stand.

Jill, stop. the deer is already dead.
No! he's just drunk.

3. Deer 23 up, 17 down
An attractive young male in his early 20s and the main food source of a cougar.

Holy ****ing ****, there is a luscious deer here in a beater, ripe for the kill.

...maybe not.

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01-03-2012 , 09:32 PM

#5042

deucedeuces

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Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 1,730

i see nothing wrong with the deer post. they're obviously both joking.

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01-04-2012 , 02:11 AM

#5043

elstunar

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Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 2,732

omg, i thought i would never post here but:

"Teacher-"Can you see God?
Student-"No."
Teacher-"Can you touch God?"
Student-"No."
... Teacher-"Then there isn't a God!"
*Another student raises their hand, and says...*
"Sir, can you see your brain?"
Teacher-"No.
Student-"Can you touch your brain?"
Teacher-"No."
Student-"Oh, okay so you don't have a brain?"
Repost & like this as your status if you believe in God & will stand up for him no matter what. ♥ If you don't, just keep scrolling...
♥ * !!!!!!!!!!!!I LOVE OUR GOD!!!!!!!!!!!! *"

idk why but this insta-tilted me

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01-04-2012 , 02:14 AM

#5044

jmakin

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Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 30,120

I see those on my feed about once every other week, and I think they do it on purpose just to piss me off. I try to spew as much anti-theist **** into the Facebooksphere as I can just to compensate.

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01-04-2012 , 02:27 AM

#5045

Tiltmonkey2

adept

Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 717

Yeah the religious stuff is extra tilting. They think they are so righteous and wise spamming all over Facebook. I'm sure Jesus would be proud of them with their uncontrollable narcissism.

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01-04-2012 , 02:55 AM

#5046

grando

witty comic

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♥ * !!!!!!!!!!!!I LOVE THE LEADER!!!!!!!!!!!! *

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01-04-2012 , 06:33 AM

#5047

LetMeLive

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God speak through me, use me. God be my mouth piece... <When you ask God to use you, be serious and know that He will do just that... And when the oppurtunity comes.. don't back down, go forth and do it.. regardless of what it is...> I'd die doing what He called me to do even if I just reach one person... its all for His glory

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01-04-2012 , 09:15 AM

#5048

saltine

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Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 432

Dude looking for a gym partner just posted this as a note on Facebook and linked to it in a status. At first I didn't think it was that douchey, but then I realised he spent the whole time talking about what his partner has to do for him and very little time talking about what he offers. Makes it sound like he's looking for a personal trainer.

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Dear all,

With the start of 2012 and my new working hours, I am now looking for 1 or 2 additional training partners that can push me past my limits and inspire me to reach new goals.
Age, gender and weight class are secondary, but I want someone that is 100% determined, dedicated and devoted to the cause. I would prefer someone that has had previous experience in fitness or as a motivator, but your mind-set is what matters at the end of the day.The start date of the following routine will be the 16th January 2012!

Requirements:

Commit to Quality and Quantity:

I want someone that makes the most of every training session, every exercise, every set and every single repetition. And I am looking for someone that makes sure I do not slack during any of those!
You must also be available for at least four training sessions each and every week. This includes bank holidays, birthdays, parties and severe weather conditions. No excuses there.
My usual training goes for about 60-90 minutes depending on the muscle groups and if I add core training at the end.
Below are the possible training sessions I have in mind. Remember you must make at least four, preferably five of them on a weekly basis! The sessions listed below are sometimes longer than 90 minutes, but it only means the hours are flexible.

Monday: 8:30 - 10:30
Monday: 17:00 - 20:00
Tuesday: 8:30 - 10:30
Tuesday: 17:00 - 20:00
Wednesday: 8:30 - 10:30
Wednesday: 17:00 - 20:00
Thursday: 18:30 - 20:30
Friday: 18:30 - 20:30
Saturday: 18:30 - 20:30
Sunday: 18:30 - 20:30

I am currently a member at Planet Health; the yearly membership fee is at 400 Euro.

Training First:

“Most people don’t understand, but you’re ok with that. For you, training is not a hobby or a social activity; it is a way of life. Those around you say that you are obsessed, taking it too far and possibly insane. They can’t understand why you won’t eat birthday cake, why you bring Tupperware full of chicken to a party or why you go to sleep early on a Friday to rest up for a Saturday training session. But you don’t care” – For you training comes first!

Lead Relentlessly:

I require a relentless S.o.B. that pushes me to my absolute limit. You can yell at me; you can insult me; you can even smack me in the face. As long as you drive me to the results I desire, I will appreciate it. You don’t care how tired and exhausted I am, you don’t care how much pain I am in, you don’t care if I just threw up after a set. You just care that I will complete my training and reach my goals.
I will do the same for you.

Learn and Grow:

Commitment in the gym will get you far, but nothing goes without the necessary education and knowledge. It would be great if you continuously inform yourself about training and nutrition plans. I am open to all kind of exercise and can guarantee you that I am constantly looking for new tips and methods to progress further as well. If you like reading about new recipes, training methods, supplements reviews and are willing to share those, that’s a huge plus!

Train Clean, Train Fair:

I take nutritional supplements to boost my performance as well as recovery, but I will always stay natural. This means that under no circumstances do I want my training partner to be juicing up. This is an absolute no go for me. If you want to take that road, be my guest, but you are not the person I am looking for.

Do you see that fat girl on the treadmill? Yes, I do. She had enough self-esteem to make it to the gym and fight off the extra pounds instead of staying on the couch today.
Do you see that skinny guy doing 10Kg barbell curls? Yes, I do. Hell, when I started I curled a lot less and did not look a bit better.
Do you see that kid doing those exercises completely wrong? Again; yes, I do. Why not give him some advice. Who knows, he might become the next Ronnie Coleman.

Embrace Your Inner Beast:
You can’t move that well the next day after doing an exercise.
You can’t move that well two days after doing an exercise.
During an exercise you hear weird animal noises, then you realize you’re making them.
Your face changes more than four shades of red, purple, or black during a set.
You see stars, get tunnel vision, and then come to with a bar resting comfortably on your neck.
You think blood is just red sweat.

Not Every Voice Matters:

“You know, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that any negativity that surrounds you is fueled purely by jealousy. Jealous that you are capable of unconditionally committing to something that most cannot stick to for more than a few weeks as part of their yearly resolution. Jealous that you gladly embrace a level of pain, discomfort and fatigue that others cringe at the idea of suffering a fraction of. Jealous that you take time to count carbs, protein, fats and calories while they count their chicken nuggets to make damn sure their 10 piece isn’t a 9 piece. In short, they’re jealous of YOU.
Ironically, all the comments, nagging and questioning that is meant to break you down a little, does just the opposite. Every negative word reminds you of how special and uncommon your mechanical allegiance to training really is, in turn, pushing you harder. So bring it on! Let them call you obsessed, crazy or insane and watch you get stronger with every word. The only one who can slow you down is yourself. “

Think Mutually:

If you agree with most of what was said above, you might be the right person for me. More importantly, I might be the ideal training partner that YOU have been looking for. Please do not hesitate to contact me!

Also, if you know someone that might fit the profile, please link him to this note. Thank you in advance.

Best regards,
W

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01-04-2012 , 09:19 AM

#5049

QuimKnight

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Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 693

I've seen some truly revolting relationship interactions held via status updates, but the following example- by two people in their twenties- tilted me esp hard. Perhaps I'm just terminally miserable

GIRL

Not long till christmas baby :-D x x cant wait to b spending it with u ♥ our 1st xmas togetha and we r spending it in our own flat :-D x x x x I LOVE YOU ♥ ♥
Like · · Monday at 3:04pm ·

BOY

I know baby

i really cant wait for this weekend

xx ♥ our first xmas together nd we be spending it together in our very own flat!

♥ ♥ ♥ < 3 really cnt wait

xx i hope you will love your presents

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ I LOVE YOU SWEETIE! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
Monday at 10:26pm · Like · 1

GIRL

Of course im gonna love my presents kochanie :-D x x x x ♥ ♥
Monday at 10:37pm · Like · 1