This thread is one of the reasons I joined this site fwiw. 1. There are a lot of great posts in this thread 2. I (like pretty much everyone) see quite a few idiotic facebook statuses that I can post 3. One of my best friends is an alcoholic/addict/writer/schizophrenic that just doesn't give a **** and he has a penchant for getting completely hammered and going off just about every other day.
Curious as to whether or not there would be interest, so here is a sample:
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Take 2: H-H-HEY-hey-HEY, everybody, I'm Ray Liotta, and this goddamit is the Ray Liotta Show! Also kidding, Ray's a good guy and he's riding away on a gravy train with buiscuit wheels..actually I'm XXXXXXXX, the resident ******* for your fb experience. You remember me from high-school, guy voted most likely to blow **** up for no reason? Heah, I've done that, tool-pumper. I'm here to tell you, "YOU MADE RIGHT DECISION." I could never make pillburry dough-boy cookie cutter slam bang for the kid-holes like YOU can. Let's get real?! After all, this is my theme. Yours is more like Nugent. Good ulta-stall. Luvvs, toodles, ball-sacks, your pal, just me.
Followed by him replying to his own status with these separated comments, all within minutes of the above post :
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Amongst all the crank hallunations, that can get confusing, let's try again.
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You made the right decision. Poke me in the stomach, he-HEE
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Well, until he relases the dynamite, yeah, a little, Sarah.
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'And this goddammit, is the Ray Liotta show' snicker, lol, holy crap WHEEWWW!! What, not good good for you, WHEEWW! Are you serious? Tool-pumpers, lol
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That's comedic genius on all pissy little modernist levels, damn...what else, a sandwich? Never mind, lol, lol
Yay/Nay?