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Old 03-30-2011, 03:03 PM   #26
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Hah, I could dominate this thread. I have a friend who you would think is mentally handicapped on FB all the time. I will try and see if I can get his videos he made about various topics up on here.
You're FB friends with Nielso?
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Old 03-30-2011, 03:18 PM   #27
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Old 03-30-2011, 03:22 PM   #28
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My sister-in-law recently moved and stays in touch with her BFF on their walls like it's an IM. I find them more funny than idiotic/narcisssitic/annoying. One fairly recent example...

BFF: Why are you not at my house chit chatting with me over a glass of wine?
SIL: I have no idea. Its ludicrous. Today was a tough day. I miss you.
SIL: P.S. I've been nursing my cocktail since 4:00 pm. lol. I'm turning into a Real House Wife of [NEW HOME]. Minus the botox.
BFF: I think cocktail nursing starting at 4 is sheer necessity some days. I thought I'd adjust to you not being here. Yeah, not so much.
SIL: ‎....and now there are tears.
BFF: ‎... here too.
SIL: Just doesn't seem right. Not yet anyway.
BFF: Precisely what I was thinking... but three months isn't nearly long enough to tell really. Still sucks though.
SIL: has it only been 3 months? good looowwwwwwrrrrd.
BFF: I know... feels like three years.
SIL: So how's [BFF’s DAUGHTER]? Is she 17 yet? (Cause thats what it feels like)
SIL: I am eating vanilla cake frosting right out of the container and drinking copious amounts of red wine. Thats my night.
BFF: [BFF’s DAUGHTER] is great. She can spell all of the colors. I have no idea how this happened but apparently anything put to song she can memorize in 10 seconds. LOL I'm eating vanilla frosting, too... but mine is on a cupcake (with wine, too)... [BFF’s DAUGHTER]'s half birthday is tomorrow. She's deemed herself a "big, older kid" now.
SIL: Aww...she is too cute. 3 and a half. Any plans yet for four? You know [SOME AUNT] will be there. Tell her i said good job on the colors! Miss her too. And [BFF’S HUSBAND]. (But you the most) Shhhh!
BFF: [SIL] MISSES ME THE MOST!!! Gotta shout that one from the rooftops! LOL
SIL: hahaha. you are too cute. do you think we could clone you and move you up here to hang with me all the time?
BFF: sure. I hear cloning is totally safe and there are no problems whatsoever. Bring it on.
SIL: lol. and thats why you're my fav.
BFF: ‎(((hugs))) I love you, hon.
SIL: love you too. xoxoxoxo
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Old 03-30-2011, 03:29 PM   #29
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FB statuses can be annoying, but nothing tilts me more than the gibberish that's posted on sites about animals. One of my coworkers regularly sends me links to pictures/videos on icanhascheezburger, and the comments section is filled with garbage like this:
"aifinkso yoo did grate!
howz about sum veggie kabobs on teh grill wiff fresh homemaid lemming aid to wash dem down wif?
oh, ware are mai mannerz? *offers floofy paw ub frenship* nice to meecha!"
Of course this crap is how the meme took off in the first place, but it's as if these people just try to outdo each other by misspelling every & any word. Kids have no creativity these days. And by "kids", I mean middle aged women with 14 cats.
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Old 03-30-2011, 03:48 PM   #30
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Re: idiotic / narcissistic / annoying facebook statuses

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My sister-in-law recently moved and stays in touch with her BFF on their walls like it's an IM. I find them more funny than idiotic/narcisssitic/annoying. One fairly recent example...

BFF: Why are you not at my house chit chatting with me over a glass of wine?
SIL: I have no idea. Its ludicrous. Today was a tough day. I miss you.
SIL: P.S. I've been nursing my cocktail since 4:00 pm. lol. I'm turning into a Real House Wife of [NEW HOME]. Minus the botox.
BFF: I think cocktail nursing starting at 4 is sheer necessity some days. I thought I'd adjust to you not being here. Yeah, not so much.
SIL: ‎....and now there are tears.
BFF: ‎... here too.
SIL: Just doesn't seem right. Not yet anyway.
BFF: Precisely what I was thinking... but three months isn't nearly long enough to tell really. Still sucks though.
SIL: has it only been 3 months? good looowwwwwwrrrrd.
BFF: I know... feels like three years.
SIL: So how's [BFF’s DAUGHTER]? Is she 17 yet? (Cause thats what it feels like)
SIL: I am eating vanilla cake frosting right out of the container and drinking copious amounts of red wine. Thats my night.
BFF: [BFF’s DAUGHTER] is great. She can spell all of the colors. I have no idea how this happened but apparently anything put to song she can memorize in 10 seconds. LOL I'm eating vanilla frosting, too... but mine is on a cupcake (with wine, too)... [BFF’s DAUGHTER]'s half birthday is tomorrow. She's deemed herself a "big, older kid" now.
SIL: Aww...she is too cute. 3 and a half. Any plans yet for four? You know [SOME AUNT] will be there. Tell her i said good job on the colors! Miss her too. And [BFF’S HUSBAND]. (But you the most) Shhhh!
BFF: [SIL] MISSES ME THE MOST!!! Gotta shout that one from the rooftops! LOL
SIL: hahaha. you are too cute. do you think we could clone you and move you up here to hang with me all the time?
BFF: sure. I hear cloning is totally safe and there are no problems whatsoever. Bring it on.
SIL: lol. and thats why you're my fav.
BFF: ‎(((hugs))) I love you, hon.
SIL: love you too. xoxoxoxo
couple of my friends do this with each other, and they ****ing live together.

one of them also changes from "life is great, everything is beautiful!" type of posts, to "so sad, why is this so difficult" type.

she may be the most bipolar facebooker ever.
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Old 03-30-2011, 03:59 PM   #31
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My wife has a friend who is a bipolar pill snorter (aka-white trash without the trailer park) thats always posting her life on FB. It's a pretty ****ty life but she creates all of the **** herself. Abusive BF (always breaking up then engaged), 12yr old daughter that will be a drug addict/mother within a few years "at most", She found porn and empty condom rappers on her floor, She posts how her daughter callers her a drug addict whore..etc the best thing that could happen is the state taking their daughter....etc

I blocked her and pretty much told my wife I don't wanna here anything about them.
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Old 03-30-2011, 04:08 PM   #32
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I tried to make things right and you ignored me. Must mean you don't care.
This is from a (presumably) straight male. Emo statuses from dudes makes it far worse.
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Old 03-30-2011, 04:13 PM   #33
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Rockin' Wednesday! Let's see, still driving a fast car - Check, still into working out - Check, still think somehow I'm related to wolverine - Check, still making people laugh, Check, still have cute girls waving "Hi" - well this never happened when I was young so It's cool now ! Bottom Line, still the same guy - Just Older!!
This guy is 42 and still living with his parents.
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Old 03-30-2011, 04:30 PM   #34
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Did you know we’re only 61 days away from the start of this year’s WSOP?
Which events are you planning on playing this year?
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Old 03-30-2011, 04:33 PM   #35
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Newsflash ITT: Vast amounts of people suck in real life and on the internet.
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Old 03-30-2011, 04:37 PM   #36
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couple of my friends do this with each other, and they ****ing live together.

one of them also changes from "life is great, everything is beautiful!" type of posts, to "so sad, why is this so difficult" type.

she may be the most bipolar facebooker ever.
On three separate occasions I have seen an "I love my boyfriend sooo much!" post (husband once actually), followed within 24 hours by relationship status being changed to single.
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Old 03-30-2011, 04:37 PM   #37
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Anyone who writes 'dis' to mean 'this' should be summarily shot.
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Old 03-30-2011, 04:40 PM   #38
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On three separate occasions I have seen an "I love my boyfriend sooo much!" post (husband once actually), followed within 24 hours by relationship status being changed to single.
i just assume that couples that profess their love over FB, are in a sham relationship.

this is pretty true amongst my friends.
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Old 03-30-2011, 04:41 PM   #39
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Meh. Some of these are just harmless noise. I guess if you're getting spammed all day long then I can see why it would set you on edge. But ones that are like "going to sleep with too many things on your mind sucks" are just ... I don't know ... if innocuous self-expression like that gets your blood boiling, I'm not sure how the hell you function in everyday society, unless you travel in a plastic bubble.

Oh, and the rambling drugged out gym monkey who randomly capitalizes his messages is clearly WINNING and an asset on one's FB feed.
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Old 03-30-2011, 05:06 PM   #40
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Aggressive casual NFL fan

"Fukk yea...Team X is gonna own them Team Y bitches all day cuz Player Z is a beast!!!! Color A and Color B and Color A and Color B...."

Repeat x10 on Sundays.
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Old 03-30-2011, 05:10 PM   #41
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Then "their" team looses and the next day their all saying shut the **** up I don't wanna hear it the ref made a bad call...blah blah blah. They're not your team and the players don't give to ****s about you especially if they're superstars.
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Old 03-30-2011, 05:12 PM   #42
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Written by a former coworker of mine that was the biggest drama queen in the place.

well off to the jungle i call wrk!! lol
I wouldn't be surprised if it was completely calm before she started working there.
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Old 03-30-2011, 05:22 PM   #43
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chick who needs a hair cut: I really want a haircut.
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same chick: I have a wicked craving for some Sour Patch kids, but I doubt I'm going to get in the car and go buy some.
Why bother?
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Old 03-30-2011, 05:27 PM   #44
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thinking about diving in head first.... go big or go home right?? lol

morning everyone!

morning everyone! another day closer to palm springs!

morning everyone!

one more day until [city removed]!!!!

time to get my fade on lol need to look good in [city removed]

morning friends and family. TGIF!

Buzzzing it in [city removed]

morning everyone. knocked out last night. had a great weekend. hope everyone has a good day.

Looking forward to tonight. Should be interesting lol

morning everyone. feeling good, looking good. had a good time again last night and off to work I go. lol

Already have a busy April and May planned out. Do I bother working on June yet? Lol

morning everyone. happy hump day!

you know what???? I'm in the mood to start deleting people... so this could the last post you see from me.... need to get rid of the fake people in my life....
all the same guy, all within the past week. Yes, that is a good morning status EVERY ****ING DAY.
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Old 03-30-2011, 05:39 PM   #45
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OMG if you take the year you were born and add it to your age you get 2011! How freaky is that?
Fail on at least 2 levels. The most frustrating one I have seen yet - I deserve a medal for not replying to that status.
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Old 03-30-2011, 05:43 PM   #46
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I always laugh at the people who announce that they are going to delete people since you only see people who you actively associate with.
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Old 03-30-2011, 05:45 PM   #47
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wow. I came in here thinking I'd have at least a couple good ones to share, but I don't think they'll come even close to comparing to everything posted itt so far.
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Old 03-30-2011, 05:55 PM   #48
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A girl died young at about 16~ and she went to the school nearby, here is what people said on her rememberence page

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On a sidenote it really tilts the **** out of me when people put a capital letter at the beginning of each word.
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Old 03-30-2011, 05:56 PM   #49
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"people crack me up with there stupidity"

"look out security you are useless u waited till i tore the room apart and the phone was in my hand to then locate it start screaming and lock it thats retarded"
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Quavers: If I forget what year it is, at least I'm covered if I remember my birth year and my age!
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