My sister-in-law recently moved and stays in touch with her BFF on their walls like it's an IM. I find them more funny than idiotic/narcisssitic/annoying. One fairly recent example...
BFF: Why are you not at my house chit chatting with me over a glass of wine?
SIL: I have no idea. Its ludicrous. Today was a tough day. I miss you.
SIL: P.S. I've been nursing my cocktail since 4:00 pm. lol. I'm turning into a Real House Wife of [NEW HOME]. Minus the botox.
BFF: I think cocktail nursing starting at 4 is sheer necessity some days. I thought I'd adjust to you not being here. Yeah, not so much.
SIL: ....and now there are tears.
BFF: ... here too.
SIL: Just doesn't seem right. Not yet anyway.
BFF: Precisely what I was thinking... but three months isn't nearly long enough to tell really. Still sucks though.
SIL: has it only been 3 months? good looowwwwwwrrrrd.
BFF: I know... feels like three years.
SIL: So how's [BFF’s DAUGHTER]? Is she 17 yet? (Cause thats what it feels like)
SIL: I am eating vanilla cake frosting right out of the container and drinking copious amounts of red wine. Thats my night.
BFF: [BFF’s DAUGHTER] is great. She can spell all of the colors. I have no idea how this happened but apparently anything put to song she can memorize in 10 seconds. LOL I'm eating vanilla frosting, too... but mine is on a cupcake (with wine, too)... [BFF’s DAUGHTER]'s half birthday is tomorrow. She's deemed herself a "big, older kid" now.
SIL: Aww...she is too cute. 3 and a half. Any plans yet for four? You know [SOME AUNT] will be there. Tell her i said good job on the colors! Miss her too. And [BFF’S HUSBAND]. (But you the most) Shhhh!
BFF: [SIL] MISSES ME THE MOST!!! Gotta shout that one from the rooftops! LOL
SIL: hahaha. you are too cute. do you think we could clone you and move you up here to hang with me all the time?
BFF: sure. I hear cloning is totally safe and there are no problems whatsoever. Bring it on.
SIL: lol. and thats why you're my fav.
BFF: (((hugs))) I love you, hon.
SIL: love you too. xoxoxoxo