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just saw this from a girl who someone just described as "busted". i don't even.

Because I'm skinny you assumed I would be drinking diet coke instead of regular
Because I'm skinny you wasted seven minutes explaining salads to me... I ordered pizza
Because I'm skinny you continue to refill my glass with diet
Because I'm skinny you assumed I was kidding when I ordered a fudge brownie sundae and failed to ring it on for twenty minutes
Because I'm skinny you assume I'm not fully capable of going for your throat if my brownie isn't here in seven seconds

I thought this was the worst thing itt

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Originally Posted by runondiesel

A girl just posted this

but then I read this

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12-15-2011 , 06:17 PM

#4728

MrWookie

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Originally Posted by bgomez89

I'm like 98.7% sure a girl wrote that

Seriously. No man uses multiple exclamation points in a non-ironic way.

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12-15-2011 , 06:42 PM

#4729

Karak

ELIte

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Originally Posted by MrWookie

Seriously. No man uses multiple exclamation points in a non-ironic way.

that's what you might think!!!

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12-15-2011 , 06:46 PM

#4730

miajag

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saw this on reddit the other day

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12-16-2011 , 04:32 AM

#4731

thrasher789

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Please tell me this wins the thread, as I cannot possibly figure out what he meant from the video he posted. Feel free to watch the whole video if you want but you'll get the jist from the first 30 seconds.

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This is not a joke. What is going to happen is this: 1. The new world order is way closer than we think. 2. Islam is going to come into our country and establish there government (keep in mind Obama is directly supportive to the Islam agenda). 3. This will give Saudi Arabia and excuse to execute what I just said in #2. 3. I promise you that the Christians will experience the most out of this, causing most to compromise and no longer preach the gospel. I sure hope the church does not over look this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=_7mwP5Di5NE

and he commented first saying

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I do believe there is a dat coming where we will lose all rights.

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12-16-2011 , 05:36 AM

#4732

Josem

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I think the self-absorbed crap that people post on facebook is much more "idiotic/narcissistic/annoying" than weird/extremist political stuff. At least the political/religious stuff is trying to connect with the world and communicate with others, the inane idiotic quotes are just people who can't write enough to fill a blog like every other self-absorbed muppet on the internet.

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12-16-2011 , 08:39 AM

#4733

Khaos4k

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Lol there needs to be more Christian conspiritards. The idea of white christian males feeling persecuted or under attack is amusing.

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12-16-2011 , 09:49 AM

#4734

cables

old hand

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Lifes good when u have ur first interview in 15 months and nail the **** out of it and get a 11k payrise. sum muther****ing curry was at kfc yellin out qbe woohoo. That is sum real ****** **** so I made his m8s laugh at him by saying "hey u work at qbe? I know u I was the cleaner there remember" dumb ****** cant even handle a good drink

this guy posts suprisingly little for someone so ******ed but can be relied upon for 1 or 2 outbursts of drunken racist misanthropy a week.

he was a pretty regular kid when we were in high school. also he is sri lankan, despite the "curry" slur up there.

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12-16-2011 , 11:17 AM

#4735

DukeSucks

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not as annoying as most the stuff ITT, but does anyone else get bombarded with pictures of a stuffed elf doing stupid **** every morning?

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12-16-2011 , 12:13 PM

#4736

FlyWf

It's the other way

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Originally Posted by Khaos4k

Lol there needs to be more Christian conspiritards. The idea of white christian males feeling persecuted or under attack is amusing.

Tim Tebowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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12-16-2011 , 12:29 PM

#4737

tyler_cracker

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Originally Posted by DukeSucks

not as annoying as most the stuff ITT, but does anyone else get bombarded with pictures of a stuffed elf doing stupid **** every morning?

Tim Tebowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww?

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12-16-2011 , 02:46 PM

#4738

thrasher789

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Originally Posted by Josem

fair enough, and in all fairness I actually like the guy, but this was so far out there I couldn't help it

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12-16-2011 , 03:38 PM

#4739

Dr. Spaceman

worth 1000 words

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12-16-2011 , 03:56 PM

#4740

moo buckets

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gross

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12-16-2011 , 04:15 PM

#4741

GooseHinson

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I fully expected one of the later posts in that exchange to be "Mmhmmmm"

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12-16-2011 , 05:13 PM

#4742

toddw8

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Originally Posted by Dr. Spaceman

not enough smhs

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12-16-2011 , 05:16 PM

#4743

VillageChick

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Originally Posted by moo buckets

gross

x100

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12-16-2011 , 10:59 PM

#4744

killer_kill

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Originally Posted by dkgojackets

can anyone delete an account without talking about it

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Originally Posted by miajag

saw this on reddit the other day

These two made me laugh pretty hard.

Guy I went to HS with who was pretty chill, but I never really hung out with him except at parties. He joined the military and is way into fitness and always posts his exercise updates etc.

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Its leg day baby! 1,350 lbs on leg press here I come to make you my bitch!

Dumb girl from HS who always posts bad to just nausea inducing statuses.

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It's an empty house so you know what that means... Lets crank the Christmas beats and get my "wrap" on! Holla!

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12-17-2011 , 05:00 AM

#4745

bgomez89

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Originally Posted by Dr. Spaceman

[IMG]http://img812.imageshack.us/img812/1299/facebook4.jpg[/MG]

Lol awesome

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12-17-2011 , 05:29 AM

#4746

skillgambler

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Originally Posted by scrolls

this status put me on insta tilt the other day. it takes a lot of effort from me not to troll these to no end...

"Its funny humans are the only species that proclaim to have a god but they are also the species that acts as if one doesn't exist."

whaaat. what species acts like God exists besides humans?

Last edited by skillgambler; 12-17-2011 at 05:29 AM. Reason: maybe dogs i guess?

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12-17-2011 , 05:42 AM

#4747

amplify

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Originally Posted by skillgambler

whaaat. what species acts like God exists besides humans?

Praying mantis?

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12-17-2011 , 06:23 AM

#4748

nutsflopper

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perfect

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12-17-2011 , 06:29 AM

#4749

skillgambler

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Originally Posted by amplify

Praying mantis?

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Originally Posted by nutsflopper

perfect

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12-17-2011 , 06:32 AM

#4750

ninersrule

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Dumb girl from my high school class of 07. She said something very smart today though. Keep in mind this is all from today...

Spoiler:

Im really hungry and stale cheeto's arent cutting it!!

Just laying around... By myself... Kinda lonely... Having separation anxiety... But still feeling mostly indifferent... — at that one place.

Im in a really bitchy mood tonight consider this your warning..

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