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Kind of lame because it was basically done before - but once I realized what: "ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine." meant I lol'd pretty hard.

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12-12-2011 , 04:12 PM

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EvilSteve

Midlife Crisis

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Can't people even do the "write like a ******" thing in an original way?

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12-12-2011 , 04:14 PM

#4678

blankoblanco

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Originally Posted by GMan42

^ repost

Dis thread be dyin'.

just a dry spell. this thread can't die as long as there is facebook. it's not like people are going to stop making horrible status updates

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12-12-2011 , 04:21 PM

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IgnatiusJR

grinder

Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 568

I hate not taking my own advice sometimes... just told someone how "you need to break down and cry before you can move on... that's when you pick up the pieces and figure out what's worth keeping and what needs to stay broken on the ground"

Profound.

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12-12-2011 , 07:25 PM

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grando

witty comic

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boom roasted

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12-12-2011 , 07:33 PM

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GusJohnsonGOAT

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Originally Posted by jjshabado

but once I realized what: "ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine." meant I lol'd pretty hard.

Spoiler:

Last edited by GusJohnsonGOAT; 12-12-2011 at 07:36 PM. Reason: Seriously though, wtf does that mean?

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12-12-2011 , 08:09 PM

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GusJohnsonGOAT

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oh, I got it now, lol'd. Most places I'm used to usually use a white signal to cross and a red hand to stop.

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12-12-2011 , 10:08 PM

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JaredL

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I'd rather we discuss breast feeding than this minimum-wage bull****.

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12-13-2011 , 01:53 AM

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GusJohnsonGOAT

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Hilarious reading of that horrible facebook troll post.

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12-13-2011 , 02:00 AM

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Sir S A Lot

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 5,827

"Just deleted close to 100 people. Getting my **** together early so I can focus on a positive start in 2012. Sober Life"

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12-13-2011 , 02:06 AM

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Fear Itself

Pooh-Bah

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bitch, that clearly says turd.

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12-13-2011 , 02:24 AM

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vaNq

veteran

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hah it's totally turd

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12-13-2011 , 02:25 AM

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blankoblanco

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start calling her turdfoot and see if it catches on

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12-13-2011 , 03:34 AM

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AUGUY55

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Probably some things you just don't post on facebook. This girl posts stuff like this every single day. She knows people might be reading it, right? She has a 2 year old kid and another on the way. Sad, sad, sad.

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12-13-2011 , 03:42 AM

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EvilSteve

Midlife Crisis

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Well, at least her drunk husband isn't on facebook. Right?

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12-13-2011 , 03:57 AM

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Fear Itself

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I would be more embarrassed about naming my kid "Grayson" than revealing I have an alcoholic spouse.

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12-13-2011 , 05:52 AM

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ProBoyMagic

old hand

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just saw this from a girl who someone just described as "busted". i don't even.

Because I'm skinny you assumed I would be drinking diet coke instead of regular
Because I'm skinny you wasted seven minutes explaining salads to me... I ordered pizza
Because I'm skinny you continue to refill my glass with diet
Because I'm skinny you assumed I was kidding when I ordered a fudge brownie sundae and failed to ring it on for twenty minutes
Because I'm skinny you assume I'm not fully capable of going for your throat if my brownie isn't here in seven seconds

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12-13-2011 , 06:56 AM

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Kerth

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This isn't politics.

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12-13-2011 , 11:16 AM

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GMan42

Pooh-Bah

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Originally Posted by Fear Itself

I would be more embarrassed about naming my kid "Grayson" than revealing I have an alcoholic spouse.

Also, is that an ultrasound she has as her profile picture, when clearly the kid was born quite some time ago?

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12-13-2011 , 12:07 PM

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moo buckets

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The op of that said there's another on the way.

I knew someone that had a problem with a drunk husband but she would share it in the extreme implied way like in that 15 things list from last week.

That skinny person thing was ******ed. The turdfoot one is hilarious lol that would so catch on but I'd hate to be the one initiating it :{

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12-13-2011 , 12:31 PM

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miajag

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not a particular status, but if you got married 5+ years ago and your rotation of profile pics still includes a bunch of wedding shots, you're probably pretty lame

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12-13-2011 , 12:37 PM

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Khaos4k

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Originally Posted by miajag

not a particular status, but if you got married 5+ years ago and your rotation of profile pics still includes a bunch of wedding shots, you're probably pretty lame

These are probably the best looking pictures of the person. Also, less likely to be fat.

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12-13-2011 , 12:54 PM

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Dids

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BOO POLITARDING. BAD POSTERS YOU DO NOT GET FRUIT CUP.

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12-13-2011 , 01:22 PM

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blankoblanco

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Originally Posted by ProBoyMagic

Because I'm skinny you assumed I would be drinking diet coke instead of regular
Because I'm skinny you wasted seven minutes explaining salads to me... I ordered pizza
Because I'm skinny you continue to refill my glass with diet
Because I'm skinny you assumed I was kidding when I ordered a fudge brownie sundae and failed to ring it on for twenty minutes
Because I'm skinny you assume I'm not fully capable of going for your throat if my brownie isn't here in seven seconds

this is the dumbest thing ever. i mean, huh. only skinny people drink diet soda? skinny people never order desert? PS GUYS I DON'T KNOW IF YOU NOTICED BUT I'M PRETTY THIN HEHE. die, die, die