Yeah this is one of the worst FB statuses for sure

Its absolutely astonishing this thread has been dead in this current climate.

I thought it was spot on.

Can't believe a person would literally sit at their computer and write up such a load of imaginary bullshit.

WoRdS iN PiCs

Japan's Nobel prize winning Professor of Medicine, Professor Dr Tasuku Honjo, created a sensation today by saying that the Coronavirus is not natural.

"If it is natural, it wouldn't have adversely affected the entire world like this. Because, as per nature, temperature is different in different countries. If it is natural, it would adversely affect only those countries having the same temperature as China. Instead, it is spreading in a country like Switzerland, in the same way it is spreading in the desert areas. Whereas if it were natural, it would have spread in cold places, but died in hot places.

I have done 40 years of research on animals and viruses. It is not natural. It is manufactured and the virus is completely artificial. I have worked for 4 years in the Wuhan laboratory in China. I am fully acquainted with all the staff of that laboratory. I have been phoning them all, after the Coronavirus surfaced. But all their phones are dead for the last 3 months. It is now understood that all these lab technicians have died.

Based on all my knowledge and research till date, I can say this with 100% confidence - That the Coronavirus is not natural. It did not come from bats. China manufactured it. If what I am saying today is proved false now or even after my death, the government can withdraw my Nobel Prize. China is lying and this truth will one day be revealed to everyone".

FOOD FOR THOUGHT!

Just post this in the comments

https://www.asianscientist.com/2020/...an-made-claim/

2018 Nobel laureate Tasuku Honjo has refuted any link to social media posts that claim the SARS-CoV-2 virus was ‘man-made’ or ‘invented’ in a lab.

Also this paper in Nature

https://www.nature.com/articles/s41591-020-0820-9

I've seen these bullshit conspiracy hypotheses come up so often I now have the paper bookmarked.

He's done his own research and can counter any academic paper with 3 hours of YouTubz

So it's agreed Mother's day is the worst on Facebook?

Any day to do with nurses or teachers is the worst. This is second tier.

At this point it’s like picking sand off the beach.

Chessmate child killers

Flu deaths 1918-1919: 50 million
Covid deaths 1918-1919: 0

I'd put teachers in a tier by themselves and after a huge gap it is mothers day with nurses coming in below them.

Some of my favorite porn!

"That is if you like thinking"

I am SHOCKED that someone who doesn't know the correct "to" thinks this is over the line. [eyeroll]

Sure, Quaker have been tweaking the logo for the last thirty years, but now they have a problem with it

I can't believe there haven't been any posts before today regarding the protests, riots or george floyd ITT. Even without floyd + riots it is shocking it was 30 days between posts during covid.

Maybe you could offer some of your own?

I very rarely get on facebook and the only thing I have ever posted is a thank you to those who wished me a happy birthday. I have always really enjoyed this thread though - maybe this is me wanting to hear the dumbest of the dumb facebook posts while not having to see how dumb my friends and family are.

Pro-tip - remove your birthday from Facebook. You don't get messages from people you haven't spoken to in ten years and it makes it marginally harder for fraudsters to obtain your info.

Nah this is the funny part. But pro-tip, don't thank or like any posts that wish you hbd