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05-17-2019 , 10:16 AM


I could make that work if I had to. Just sayin'.
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05-17-2019 , 07:57 PM


The gym shorts wars on my feed are escalating.

It boggles my mind that multiple major investors have put a ton of money into different companies that promise to disrupt gym shorts.
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05-18-2019 , 12:45 AM
Those things look kind of like boxers to me. I guess they're making fun of their own product as clickbait so you buy the product or something?

I feel like I shouldn't have chased nor cared.
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05-18-2019 , 01:13 PM


Again, someone has invested a lot of money in this company.
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05-18-2019 , 02:50 PM
those are definitely some gay shorts, ill have to agree with the caption
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05-18-2019 , 04:21 PM
Button-down shirt tucked into short shorts... what style!
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05-18-2019 , 04:50 PM
We need fashion guy in here for a ruling
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05-18-2019 , 05:27 PM
I think we all need a little bit more of #fashionguy in our lives.

He came into this thread with a vengeance and changed the hearts and minds of us all. He went from an everyday loser to a hero who may or may not be wearing a cape. It would depend on the season, the weather and his overall mood.

A true 2p2 legend.

Last edited by Villian1; 05-18-2019 at 05:34 PM.
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05-18-2019 , 06:31 PM
I'm curious to know what sites you've been on to get these targeted ads.
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05-18-2019 , 08:22 PM
what's wrong with the shorts? they seem a little short, but maybe that's coming back.
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05-18-2019 , 08:24 PM
well theres your target market
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05-19-2019 , 12:24 AM
Are they designed to look like your underwear is sticking out?
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05-19-2019 , 02:20 AM
The second batch yes - seem to be a take on the kids with their pants low and underwear sticking out. Edgy!

There's another brand that always shows up in grungy workout settings - billed as "the perfect men's workout short". You know I've never really had that much problem with my existing athletic shorts that I need a perfect workout short. Just don't constrict and don't fall off and you've pretty much done your job.

Like I said multiple VCs are spending a ton of money trying to fund the Warby Parker of shorts or something. Feels pretty bubble-icious to me.
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05-19-2019 , 02:27 AM
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Originally Posted by JayTeeMe
Are they designed to look like your matching flannel boxers is sticking out?
Flannel boxers while riding a bike is the nut low. I'm a product of the '90s so I know.

Umbro shorts, flannel boxers, riding bikes through the woods, racing home to catch Jenny McCarthy on Singled Out all day, son.

Spoiler:
sticking with analog tapes because CDs skip
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05-19-2019 , 03:39 AM
But there's belt loops on the underwear-looking part. I think the shorts are designed to look like they're falling down. Which...huh?

And the footwear the cyclist is wearing. Zomg
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05-19-2019 , 03:59 AM
Yeah, there's no way Birddog shorts is a real company.

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05-19-2019 , 09:04 AM
Super terrible stuff. I really hope people don't wear that ****.
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05-19-2019 , 01:29 PM


We're disrupting pants now too. Definitely the best "pant" for listening to Johnny Cash on vinal.
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05-19-2019 , 02:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Villian1
Flannel boxers while riding a bike is the nut low.
You aint lying, they do hang low with boxers on a bike!
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05-19-2019 , 02:42 PM
Sounds like we need to throw $200M at disrupting the flannel boxer industry.

We'll be the Dollar Shave Club of specially designed bike-friendly boxers. You get a new pair every month for $22.99! The cheeky ad campaign practically writes itself.

PM me for investment details.
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05-19-2019 , 03:06 PM
To be fair I'm pretty sure most if these companies are just cheap Chinese manufacturing and a Facebook ad campaign
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05-22-2019 , 03:12 AM
Do they seriously think straight men have heard of whatever the **** lululumon is?
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05-22-2019 , 09:37 AM
I'm not sure how you haven't heard of it.
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05-22-2019 , 09:53 AM
The star of 30 rock
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05-22-2019 , 08:18 PM
Posted by a guy who is supposed to be a real estate guru / trainer. So I assume he's cheating on his wife and on his taxes, and probably screwing over his clients too?

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