Man that's dumb. I want to commit a random act of violence... Oh I know I'll leave hundreds of dollars worth of bait out to lure some good Samaritan to the parking lot. Instead of just waiting in the parking lot where everyone has to go at some point anyway...
Man that's dumb. I want to commit a random act of violence... Oh I know I'll leave hundreds of dollars worth of bait out to lure some good Samaritan to the parking lot. Instead of just waiting in the parking lot where everyone has to go at some point anyway...
Well, smart people don't use smartphones. Firstly they're made of glass and deliberately designed to break, secondly their systems are deliberately designed to go obsolete in about 18 months and third and most importantly they're electronically unhygienic.
Although the current President of the United States is wedded to his smartphone, the previous president never had one because Secret Service advice is against it. Not only does the thing geolocate you to unknown persons the entire time, but anyone who knows how to do it can remotely activate the microphone and turn the phone into a bug whenever they want. There are actually TV ratings firms who -- what with Netflix and iPads and stuff, meaning you can't monitor someone's TV habits just by attaching a bug to an olde-tyme TV set -- get their ratings-panels members to accept an app on their phones that will activate the microphone and a computer will recognise the soundtrack of whatever show is being watched in the room. But you don't actually need the phone owner's permission. You can just remotely make the microphone active and hear what's said in the room.
Well, smart people don't use smartphones. Firstly they're made of glass and deliberately designed to break, secondly their systems are deliberately designed to go obsolete in about 18 months and third and most importantly they're electronically unhygienic.
Although the current President of the United States is wedded to his smartphone, the previous president never had one because Secret Service advice is against it. Not only does the thing geolocate you to unknown persons the entire time, but anyone who knows how to do it can remotely activate the microphone and turn the phone into a bug whenever they want. There are actually TV ratings firms who -- what with Netflix and iPads and stuff, meaning you can't monitor someone's TV habits just by attaching a bug to an olde-tyme TV set -- get their ratings-panels members to accept an app on their phones that will activate the microphone and a computer will recognise the soundtrack of whatever show is being watched in the room. But you don't actually need the phone owner's permission. You can just remotely make the microphone active and hear what's said in the room.
You're all a bunch of sick perverts, talking about zoo keepers jerking off elephants. Absolutely disgusting.
She's obviously asking them to purchase the new Elephant FleshlightTM with double ergonomic handle, trunk support, anus add-on, and self cleaning cum receptacle.