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09-15-2018 , 01:49 AM

#42276

rakemeplz

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Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 12,648

oh allergies is a results of poor GUT health. That had me stumped for a bit.

Fix your gut, fix your life, plebes.

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09-15-2018 , 02:02 PM

#42277

BiiiiigChips

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Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 7,479

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Originally Posted by BiiiiigChips

idiotic / narcissistic / annoying facebook statuses

HRBy czar xxx\

Ha guy Yt?

This is what happens when you phone is in your pocket while jumping at a trampoline park haha

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09-15-2018 , 03:03 PM

#42278

sumey

veteran

Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 2,815

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Originally Posted by BiiiiigChips

This is what happens when you phone is in your pocket while jumping at a trampoline park haha

Lol I've done this three times recently, including a multi quote. I don't even have the trampoline excuse.

****ing phone has a life of its own.

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09-15-2018 , 03:43 PM

#42279

Bighurt52235

I was born to eat hamburgers

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 24,218

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Originally Posted by BiiiiigChips

This is what happens when you phone is in your pocket while jumping at a trampoline park haha

Lol, I was wondering what level you were on.

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09-15-2018 , 04:49 PM

#42280

Dominic

Tripod

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 74,263

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Originally Posted by Csaba

Essential oils, which are liquids containing oils extracted from plants. Their only real value is that some people like the smell but I've seen them recommended as pain relief for cancer, alternatives to vaccines and so on. It's a dark pseudoscientific world out there in MLM land. I suppose I shouldn't really be surprised that people that buy into MLMs also reject modern medicine.

Are there really any unessential oils?

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09-15-2018 , 08:47 PM

#42281

DrChesspain

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Posts: n/a

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09-15-2018 , 11:41 PM

#42282

GMan42

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 5,257

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Originally Posted by Dominic

Are there really any unessential oils?

Essential oils is a brilliant name, really. Even though it comes from "essence of" whatever, dumb people hear it and think "see, people neeeed that. I think the human body can't survive without it or somethin'."

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09-16-2018 , 05:18 AM

#42283

rakemeplz

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Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 12,648

I can confirm that dumb people do in fact think stuff like that.

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09-16-2018 , 07:37 AM

#42284

Csaba

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Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 3,131

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Originally Posted by GMan42

It was my initial thought when I first saw them advertised as it reminded me of essential amino acids. Two minutes later I had a quick look on Google and found out that they're essentially pointless.

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09-18-2018 , 12:34 AM

#42285

JayTeeMe

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Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 29,409

wiki:

"According to a report that studied the business models of 350 MLMs, published on the Federal Trade Commission’s website, at least 99% of people who join MLM companies lose money.[8][9] Nonetheless, MLMs function because downline participants are encouraged to hold onto the belief that they can achieve large returns, while the statistical improbability of this is de-emphasised. "

And 100% annoy their facebook friends

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09-18-2018 , 10:37 AM

#42286

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,984

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Originally Posted by JayTeeMe

My gf joined one about 15 years ago and made money at it (though it only had a buy in for a few hundred dollars). She made decent money (for that sort of thing). She quit just before she got to the free car level.

I always knew she was part of the 1%.

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09-18-2018 , 12:45 PM

#42287

gregorio

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09-18-2018 , 01:54 PM

#42288

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,984

He's so clever. He shot a bear walking straight up to him. Such a hero.

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09-18-2018 , 02:16 PM

#42289

GMan42

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 5,257

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

I feel like there's a bizarro version of 2p2 somewhere out there, for smart people who actually actually make $$ on MLMs by selling the right **** and doing lots of research and a little bit of angle shooting or whatever. No doubt they have their own version of "but how much did you lose?" that drives em nuts.

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09-18-2018 , 02:36 PM

#42290

bahbahmickey

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Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 15,254

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

He's so clever. He shot a bear walking straight up to him. Such a hero.

lolstrawmanament

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09-18-2018 , 03:40 PM

#42291

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,984

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Originally Posted by GMan42

It was a makeup/skin care one. You didn't need to buy a heap of stuff upfront though. Just the stuff you were showing. If someone wanted something at one of the parties you just ordered it in. So, there was little invested. No real risk.

She was doing well. But it is **** work, so she got sick of it after a while. Also, the people above her didn't give too ****s about her, only what she could sell for them (though that isn't a shock).

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09-18-2018 , 03:42 PM

#42292

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,984

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Originally Posted by bahbahmickey

lolstrawmanament

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09-18-2018 , 08:05 PM

#42293

JayTeeMe

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Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 29,409

good lord those are some huge dead animals

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09-19-2018 , 04:50 AM

#42294

ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S

What SN is this?

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 29,325

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

I just want to say that if this is like your slow burn marketing to get 2+2ers to join your MLM it's brilliant and I'm enjoying it.

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09-19-2018 , 05:49 AM

#42295

Bighurt52235

I was born to eat hamburgers

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 24,218

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Originally Posted by GMan42

Amusing to think about.

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09-19-2018 , 10:08 AM

#42296

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,984

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Originally Posted by ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S

I just want to say that if this is like your slow burn marketing to get 2+2ers to join your MLM it's brilliant and I'm enjoying it.

Like I said, it's only a few hundred dollars and you can get a car out of it!

Plus you get to have parties with your friends every day playing with skincare and makeup.

And you'll be your own business owner! Wow! Now you know you've truly made it!