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Old 07-11-2018, 04:48 AM   #42176
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Re: idiotic / narcissistic / annoying facebook statuses

Urine therapy could/should be useful for lots of different skin issues. We use urea-containing creams all the time. Urine is really good at breaking down and softening keratin.
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Old 07-11-2018, 06:02 AM   #42177
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Pooter was way ahead of his time.
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Old 07-12-2018, 06:15 PM   #42178
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Moisthands Alou loved pissing on his digits!
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Old 07-13-2018, 10:04 AM   #42179
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My dad posted this this morning. Good grief, oldpeoplefacebook.

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Old 07-13-2018, 10:24 AM   #42180
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lol

the double post makes it even better.
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Old 07-13-2018, 10:47 AM   #42181
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I love the mobile-only instructions, too. I picture some olds on desktops mashing their fingers against their old CRT monitors and getting all cranky because nothing's happening.
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Old 07-13-2018, 12:55 PM   #42182
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It works! Look at how many more people are reading his post.
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Old 07-20-2018, 03:34 AM   #42183
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Some chick keeps posting 11:11...like on one of those word picture things. When it's 11:11 she goes on social media and posts this 11:11 word picture with background. She thinks its good luck or something. Facebook keeps showing this to me as like the most important thing I need to see today even several hours later. It's like some sort of continuous black mirroresque hell.
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Old 07-20-2018, 03:35 AM   #42184
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Facebook puts pics of people that you like. Stop stalking her and it should go away
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Old 07-20-2018, 03:39 AM   #42185
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She's not even hot! I've never even felt like checking out her pictures in a fit of boredom in case she could somehow have an interesting life or have hot friends or something. If I did that I would be able to comprehend the punishment social media seems to be mindlessly doling out to me.
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Old 07-21-2018, 12:32 PM   #42186
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Posted by a random guy I met on a night out and never spoke to again.

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Old 08-11-2018, 02:51 PM   #42187
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old people facebook again

Post and comments are all the same dude.

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Old 08-11-2018, 03:23 PM   #42188
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#blessed

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Old 08-11-2018, 04:48 PM   #42189
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While the angel and pile of goup are #nice, who needs that many wine glasses? A sinner, that's who.
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Old 08-12-2018, 02:04 AM   #42190
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My dad posted this this morning. Good grief, oldpeoplefacebook.

Imagine seeing 5 of these type of posts every day and you have my mother's Facebook wall.

She loves the ones involving missing kids who are normally long found or not even missing.
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Old 08-14-2018, 04:56 AM   #42191
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If you're a grown person and you pee on someone's couch by accident. Tell them. Cause that's gross and it needs to be cleaned right away otherwise it ruins stuff. Like my couch. This is now the second time I've found urine on my couch seat. And I know it's not my dog. Cause his urine smells so much stronger. Thankfully I just bought a new couch today. Unfortunately it won't be here til Thursday so I have to deal with the main couch I sit on that's covered in urine.
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How is it possible that someone could pee on your couch and you could not know who it is?
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Old 08-14-2018, 06:13 AM   #42192
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Just flip the cushion over
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Old 08-14-2018, 05:27 PM   #42193
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Poppy got sloppy
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Old 08-14-2018, 10:47 PM   #42194
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How is it possible that someone could pee on your couch and you could not know who it is?
Some people throw parties where more than one person shows up, JTM.
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Old 08-15-2018, 04:25 PM   #42195
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I suspect that if someone urinated on a couch at a crowded party, others would be aware of who did it
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Old 08-16-2018, 12:02 AM   #42196
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pretty sure that person posts on 2p2 - urine coucher or something.
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Old 08-21-2018, 09:50 PM   #42197
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I title this status "A Job For The Prayer Warriors":

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Old 08-21-2018, 09:58 PM   #42198
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I suspect that if someone urinated on a couch at a crowded party, others would be aware of who did it
apparently you'd be surprised then
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Old 08-22-2018, 12:12 PM   #42199
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I suspect that if someone urinated on a couch at a crowded party, others would be aware of who did it
I have been to plenty of parties where I could have urinated on a couch without anyone knowing, but didn't. #pissedopportunities
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Old 08-22-2018, 05:44 PM   #42200
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Feminazi Chick has a dream about Trump:

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