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Lol. Was reading that post, and I was like "Jesus christ, that must be some picture, Im intrigued." It was then I realized Golf posted it and quickly discredited the entire thing's potential interest and didnt click.

Good thing you didn’t click. It is a picture of your mom licking a toad in order to get high. It was the wrong kind of toad so FB allowed it to stand, but didn’t think it was in good taste.

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01-14-2018 , 04:07 PM

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Bighurt52235

I was born to eat hamburgers

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 24,218

Who do you think took the picture?

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01-14-2018 , 04:14 PM

#41828

golfnutt

banned

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 5,969

Here was someone’s response.

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Jesus Christ man. Why do you even think this is anywhere near OK? I’m baffled sometimes when you post vile **** like this.

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01-14-2018 , 05:13 PM

#41829

WateryBoil

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2014 Posts: 5,762

the guy gettin 'boarded looks white af to me. its not even historically accurate!

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01-14-2018 , 06:37 PM

#41830

golfnutt

banned

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 5,969

From a whack job:

I think the ballistic missile alert to Hawaii was true, and now they are trying to cover it up.

There is no way this “accident “ could have happened. Someone would have needed to compose that message. It’s not s stock message. They are checks and balances before they even finalize a draft. The government doesn’t want us to force their hand to actually bomb North Korea and start WWIII...yet.

Last edited by golfnutt; 01-14-2018 at 06:44 PM. Reason: Not me

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01-14-2018 , 06:40 PM

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Rexx14

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 7,215

Golf,

Are you quoting someone on FB or just in the wrong thread?

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01-14-2018 , 06:47 PM

#41832

golfnutt

banned

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 5,969

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Originally Posted by Rexx14

Golf,

Are you quoting someone on FB or just in the wrong thread?

Lololol. I edited the post for clarity.

No. But it doesn’t surprise me that some believe it. Other people think it was intentionally done in a low populated state as a test run.

Just a massive error imho. And them knowing it was error but not allowed to fix it because they needed approval I guess which is why it took so long.

Amazing that one low-level person is able to wreak so much havoc. People thought they were going to die.

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01-14-2018 , 09:06 PM

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golfnutt

banned

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 5,969

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Originally Posted by Rexx14

Golf,

Are you quoting someone on FB or just in the wrong thread?

There is a non-zero chance it was a hack and they were frozen out of the system. That would scare people even more. This whole having to get permission to send out that it was a mistake seems quirky. I would send out a sorry message immediately.

It is like starting a fire and asking permission to use the extinguisher.

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01-14-2018 , 10:59 PM

#41834

W0X0F

sit back, relax, and enjoy the flight

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 5,830

Stand by for the inevitable lawsuits. In a society that has embraced emotional support animals, lots of people will be suing for trauma and emotional distress.

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01-19-2018 , 04:29 PM

#41835

golfnutt

banned

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 5,969

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Originally Posted by W0X0F

Stand by for the inevitable lawsuits. In a society that has embraced emotional support animals, lots of people will be suing for trauma and emotional distress.

This guy was traumatized. This was negligent behavior but the government is insulated from lawsuits. But the contractor who developed the horrible system may not be.

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HONOLULU — A man suffered a massive heart attack minutes after the false missile alert in Hawaii.

The Honolulu Star-Advertiser reported Tuesday that Sean Shields, 51, started violently throwing up while at the beach on Oahu.

The newspaper says he then called his 10-year-old daughter and adult son to say goodbye. Then he drove himself and with his girlfriend to a health center where she says he collapsed in the waiting room.

Shields’ girlfriend Brenda Reichel says medical staff performed CPR and transported the man to a hospital, where he had emergency surgery.

She says Shields had no previous heart problems.

https://nypost.com/2018/01/16/man-su...ert-in-hawaii/

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01-21-2018 , 12:00 AM

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DrChesspain

Guest

Posts: n/a

Posted by a middle-aged, deplorable Staten Island woman:

Alright y'all know I'm nutty, yet have a good heart is what my close friends tell me, and so here goes my unconventional way... if y'all can help me(?) please focus your thoughts on the [picture of the] candle for a moment with intentions for a friend named Tim praying for his strength, courage and fortitude to get through a very difficult time tonight and hope he chooses his words wisely... I'm using a candle with pink quartz, tigers eye, selenite and tourmilated quartz to send him positive vibes of love, strength, protection and healing blessings😇 ❤️ thanks Peeps! ,😁

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01-21-2018 , 12:21 AM

#41837

johnzimbo

old hand

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 1,740

Good Luck to Tourmilated Tim

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01-21-2018 , 03:04 AM

#41838

Bighurt52235

I was born to eat hamburgers

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 24,218

What kind of a situation is he in?

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01-21-2018 , 04:20 AM

#41839

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,995

His best friend is nutty.

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01-21-2018 , 01:27 PM

#41840

SuperUberBob

Not interesting enough

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 48,217

I know somebody who provides crystal therapy and **** like that.

It's one of those things stay-at-home moms do to keep themselves busy.

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01-21-2018 , 03:08 PM

#41841

rakemeplz

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SanFran SportsFan is posting true locks on his facebook page. Unreal.

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01-21-2018 , 03:10 PM

#41842

rakemeplz

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I'm curious about what kind of situation you can get in which requires both you to "chose your words wisely" and have friends of a friend prayering to a social media pixelated candle.

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01-21-2018 , 03:25 PM

#41843

gregorio

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Sounds like he's testifying at his murder trial.

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01-21-2018 , 08:48 PM

#41844

DrChesspain

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I'm tempted to post this in the candle thread and ask if these are the words he ended up choosing:

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01-23-2018 , 07:50 PM

#41845

TJ Eckleburg12

Only Gives Out Winners

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 15,147

I've mentioned this girl before. I went to a Catholic high school, this girl takes it pretty seriously. Married her high school sweetheart, they have 4 kids and counting, and she volunteers at her church to teach Natural Family Planning, which is the only Vatican-approved method of birth control. Lets facebook know about it all. the. time.

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only a little time before [oldest daughter] needs more info on how babies are made. I️ couldn’t help myself and HAD to cover the travel condoms with toothbrushes when we were buying “travel size” hygiene items.
[daughter]: “mom what are you doing”
Me: “covering up items that are very displeasing to God “
[daughter]: “what’s that?”
Me: “something people use to tell God no to the possibility of having a baby”
[daughter]: “ugh why would someone do that? We shouldn’t say no to God”.
Me: mental note....may that thought please stay with her Heavenly Lord! <hands praying emoji>

These next few years are sure gonna be fun

#mymomteachesNFP
#allforthegloryofGod
#saynotocontraceptives

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01-23-2018 , 08:05 PM

#41846

suzzer99

Save the Cheerleader, Save the World

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 99,984

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I ordered a 4 piece number 8 extra value meal, the lady at the register rang me up just a 4 piece alone. After I paid for it, I said does that not come with a drink or anything she said it's just the chicken didn't ask me if I wanted the extra value meal. No smiles no nothing. So over McDonald's right now. Off to someplace else to get a drink and fries.

This is from one of the hottest girls in my HS. She's put on a few lbs since then.

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01-23-2018 , 08:53 PM

#41847

Bighurt52235

I was born to eat hamburgers

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 24,218

Disgusting

Edit: in regards to TJs post. Lol

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01-23-2018 , 09:51 PM

#41848

wheelflush

veteran

Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,381

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Originally Posted by TJ Eckleburg12

wow. checks all 3 boxes. well done.

but the 4th box:

[ ] happened.

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01-23-2018 , 10:00 PM

#41849

MeLoveYouLongTime

Not a difficult personality

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 13,159

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Originally Posted by TJ Eckleburg12

What is a travel condom?
Why does she have them if she thinks they are wrong?

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01-23-2018 , 10:20 PM

#41850

ChrisV

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 40,336

Re your first question, no idea. I doubt they're a real thing, they just happened to be located next to travel items.

Re your second, recommend rereading the first sentence.

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