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08-08-2017 , 05:56 PM
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Originally Posted by rakemeplz
how to describe Obama in a single word:



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Pieceof****marriedamanassclownracisttraitordaughte tsarehookerswotstpreaidentinhistoryracebaitercrimi nalmurdererliarfraudterroristlosercrookworthlessas sdevilvilefailure



All one word!




Someone replied: you cheated! to which he exclaimed: it just rolled off the tongue!


Holy AIDS the amount of ignorance in that post is unsettling.

GL humanity.
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08-08-2017 , 06:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Snoop Todd
Holy AIDS the amount of ignorance in that post is unsettling.

GL humanity.
About 1 in 3 people probably agree with at least most of that. That is the part that boggles my mind. They walk among us.
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08-10-2017 , 01:03 PM
I like.

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08-10-2017 , 01:34 PM
While I know that the whole "gender reveal" thing is likely not yet peak narcissism, I'm having a tough time coming up with what could possibly top it.
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08-10-2017 , 01:35 PM
^ lol at human legged lamb

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08-10-2017 , 03:02 PM
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Originally Posted by chopstick
While I know that the whole "gender reveal" thing is likely not yet peak narcissism, I'm having a tough time coming up with what could possibly top it.
I'm going to live stream our "gender reveal" - hopefully the doctors in the delivery room stay out of the shot
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08-10-2017 , 03:22 PM
I really love the pink or blue balloon reveals. Especially the one I saw where the dad was chanting for a boy and didn't hide his disappointment when the pink balloons were released awkwardly (always awkwardly) from the box. What a great moment shared publicly and captured for eternity! I thumbs upped that ****.
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08-10-2017 , 07:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Johnny Truant
I really love the pink or blue balloon reveals. Especially the one I saw where the dad was chanting for a boy and didn't hide his disappointment when the pink balloons were released awkwardly (always awkwardly) from the box. What a great moment shared publicly and captured for eternity! I thumbs upped that ****.
Just what makes someone think that's a good idea to put out to the world
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08-10-2017 , 07:31 PM
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Originally Posted by OmgGlutten!
Because it's on a link it probably doesn't get the love on this thread that it deserves. Worth clicking through IMO.

Some women you just can't please
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08-10-2017 , 10:43 PM
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Originally Posted by robrich
Because it's on a link it probably doesn't get the love on this thread that it deserves. Worth clicking through IMO.

Some women you just can't please
The world would be a much better place if people made an effort to judge other people on their intent, instead of reacting to everything by trying to figure out what other people did wrong.
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08-10-2017 , 11:15 PM
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Originally Posted by ChrisV
The world would be a much better place if people made an effort to judge other people on their intent, instead of reacting to everything by trying to figure out what other people did wrong.
As long as we're dreaming of a better world, how about no fat chicks too?

Jk, I have been getting boners from thicker women since J Lo. #feminsm.
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08-10-2017 , 11:40 PM
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08-11-2017 , 02:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Johnny Truant
I like.

Snap posted to facebook.

Will probably get no response though.
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08-11-2017 , 02:04 PM
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Originally Posted by robrich
Just what makes someone think that's a good idea to put out to the world


When we were young, drunk and in need of attention we'd yell dumb stuff at people out of the window of the car/cab. Once my buddy drew a blank and yelled, "Hey you... look at me!"

I think that applies here.
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08-14-2017 , 08:10 PM
Someone posted this on Facebook shortly after today's announcement of a verdict in the Taylor Swift case:

"Look at her pouty lips. I wonder what she would say if she could ever say whatever she ever wanted right to my face. She sure goes to a lot of trouble sometimes, I wouldn't just say back whatever she said to me first in some simpleton fit, especially after going to all that trouble to come visit. But maybe she's just a guilt ridden silly that has would never want to even look at me, so she sticks me right through the heart, completely on accident or something for how she really doesn't like me, and sneaking around. Not that I'm not padding it for her side a little, that's the way to talk to girls, is never let them ever ever expect that what you're saying really means anything except that you can't even really think of anything to say and that you never go into Walmart anyway and what the hell, why not just take a **** right on convayer belt like I always do with my mom when I be knowing what to say to woo them in. Just teasing! You thought I knew how to talk to girls, nope, I don't, I just tell them that I like them if I do sometimes, but only if it's the only thing I can think to say."
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08-14-2017 , 08:49 PM
Wow that's really awful
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08-14-2017 , 09:28 PM
.....what? That might be the most incomprehensible thing posted ITT.
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08-15-2017 , 01:35 AM
Just teasing!
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08-15-2017 , 11:50 PM


I think SGT RJ might say: Nice, that's nice.
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08-15-2017 , 11:51 PM
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Originally Posted by DrChesspain
Someone posted this on Facebook shortly after today's announcement of a verdict in the Taylor Swift case:

"Look at her pouty lips. I wonder what she would say if she could ever say whatever she ever wanted right to my face. She sure goes to a lot of trouble sometimes, I wouldn't just say back whatever she said to me first in some simpleton fit, especially after going to all that trouble to come visit. But maybe she's just a guilt ridden silly that has would never want to even look at me, so she sticks me right through the heart, completely on accident or something for how she really doesn't like me, and sneaking around. Not that I'm not padding it for her side a little, that's the way to talk to girls, is never let them ever ever expect that what you're saying really means anything except that you can't even really think of anything to say and that you never go into Walmart anyway and what the hell, why not just take a **** right on convayer belt like I always do with my mom when I be knowing what to say to woo them in. Just teasing! You thought I knew how to talk to girls, nope, I don't, I just tell them that I like them if I do sometimes, but only if it's the only thing I can think to say."
This is slightly awesome...I think.
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08-16-2017 , 08:40 AM
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Originally Posted by rakemeplz
1 more. Jesus Christ:

I CAN TELL ITS GONNA BE A DAY FROM HELL WITH Riley. She would not go to daycare throwing her temperature antrum's told yourself on the ground while the bus is coming down the street didn't end up getting on it because you couldn't because your daddy wasn't here to get her dressed gonna be a good day with her
I laughed way too hard.... she's lost
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08-18-2017 , 05:15 PM
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Originally Posted by rakemeplz
I think SGT RJ might say: Nice, that's nice.
Had the misfortune of seeing this in my feed too.
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08-18-2017 , 10:42 PM
To all my Women Friends of "Age''... We are all going through it....We are at that age where we see the wrinkles, gray hair, extra pounds....we see the pretty 25 year olds and sigh....But we were once 25 too just like they will one day be our age. They cannot even compare to bring to the table what we can with our wisdom, experience, and good hearts. For all we've been through earning each gray hair....raising kids, taking care of elderly parents, bills and ills and whatever else life brought us over our 40's, 50+ years....We are survivors....we are warriors.....we are Women.....Like a classic car....or fine wine....while our exteriors may not be what they once were...it is traded for our spirit....our courage...and our survival to enter this chapter of our lives with grace and pride for all we've been through and accomplished. Repost with your picture and age!
Age: 55

[below the above message she placed a mirror selfie of her unsmiling self]
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08-19-2017 , 02:31 AM
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Originally Posted by rakemeplz
Oh same chick from yestyday:

I FLIPPING LOVE PPK THAT LOSE THERE CHILD TO CPI ARE TRYING TO TELL PPL how to raise there

You can tell there is quality parentin' and unditional love coming from this wonderful human.
so we need to worry about CPI in addition to CPS? I better let all the PPK know.
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08-20-2017 , 10:45 AM
From Crazy Community College Theater Chick:

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I am going to try to go to Church or Mass today. I'm on the coffee and menthols. After I shower I can't smoke until after it's done. If you smell like cigs, that offends the old timers, and I try also to not light up in the parking lot, that's bothersome to them also. If nicoteen lozenges were less expensive than smoking I may quit again, like I always do before I start back up 2 weeks later.
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