Seattle Seahawks attire...okay. Toque on in summer...hmmm. Football being "chess-like strategy"? Okay Einstein. Seattle stuff with (Seattle) Starbucks sign in background with monkey iced drink? Sweet troll. Proper grammar? There's just no way...
Seattle Seahawks attire...okay. Toque on in summer...hmmm. Football being "chess-like strategy"? Okay Einstein. Seattle stuff with (Seattle) Starbucks sign in background with monkey iced drink? Sweet troll. Proper grammar? There's just no way...
Yeah I know, but apparently he is real - the thread goes on and on with him defending himself, mostly other Mexican ex-pats arguing about how soccer doesn't suck.
That guy sounds like the rootin'est, tootin'est, roughest, toughest (sure don't take no guffinest) god fearin', Jesus lovinist, constitutionalist, flag salutinest, straight shootin' sombitch in town!
Thank you for this. This is one of the most beautiful things I've read in quite some time. Just wonderful.
Yeah and there is that German Shepard that survived cancer and wrote a sign in sharpie saying they bet they don't even get one like for it! Lots of people prayed for that dog in the comments, too. Everything is okay. We are a brilliant species.
Not a status but something weird. Girl I'm Facebook friends with has family in Italy and is visiting. Someone in the family has a baby and in every picture an emoji is placed over her? face. I don't get it.
They have facts...they call them alternate facts and those are the absolute best facts there are. Fact!
Anyways this person seems to like yelling into her social media portal. Not sure what to call her yet. Here is something she yelled at me and the world recently:
DONT PARENTS TEACH THERE BOYS NOT TO HIT A FEMALE!!!!! IF UR A BOY AN HIT A FEMALE UR A PUSSY !!!!!!
"So, here's my issue.
Bridal shops do not carry enough larger sized gowns for moms, moms like me!! How are we supposed to buy a gown that we can't get on?? The shops claim "just put the top part on if you can-or hold it up against you"...what??!!
So, I should give you hundreds of dollars to order a gown I can't try on??"