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07-04-2017 , 03:58 PM
That is just beyond awful.
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07-04-2017 , 04:02 PM
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May we Never take our Freedom for granite, May we always remember that today July 4th
She must despise this memorial


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07-04-2017 , 05:29 PM
To be fair, I expect she is walking the walk and not taking her freedom for granite by getting wasted before 11am and was drunk when she posted this. You know, to honor the soldiers.
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07-04-2017 , 10:54 PM
lol how does that person have the literacy skills of a 7 year old?
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07-04-2017 , 11:42 PM
American education system ldo

https://www.usnews.com/news/best-cou...tion-full-list

USA#7!!!

Spoiler:
CANADA#1!!!
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07-05-2017 , 06:30 PM
I just can't express enough how much enjoyment I got seeing dozens and dozens and dozens of firework displays that were recorded on phones and posted to Facebook. I watched all of them-Every one-beginning to end, and while staring at my phone I really felt like I was sitting there next to the person looking at their phone as they recorded it.

Good lord. They will never watch that **** themselves ever. Why do they think I want to see it?
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07-05-2017 , 08:54 PM
there is no way in hell that USA is as high as #7 in education.
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07-05-2017 , 09:13 PM
Tummy not happy
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07-05-2017 , 11:03 PM


From a Mexican expat group. Lol at everything about this douche.
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07-06-2017 , 01:16 AM
Wait... what? By "coffee" does he mean whatever that thing he's holding is? I mean surely you can get a good coffee in Mexico, they grow coffee there.
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07-06-2017 , 01:17 AM
Yes you can get great coffee in Mexico, and yes he's holding a Starbucks Frappacino.
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07-06-2017 , 01:33 AM
I bought one of those bottled frapps when I was in the US, expecting something like the carton iced coffees which are commonplace here (an oversweetened cold latte, basically). It tasted like sadness.
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07-06-2017 , 07:20 AM
I mean, we can crank up a little coffee snobbery and that ex-pat dude is clearly a sillydouche, but let's not pretend a mocha frappachino isn't tasty.
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07-06-2017 , 08:29 AM
Dude looks like Vic Mackey with terminal cancer.
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07-06-2017 , 01:30 PM
Venti Mocha Frappucino is my drink of choice.

Heh, good stuff guys, really good stuff, what a douche that guy was, what an annoying ***** that other chick was, eh? I know right, can't believe the things people put out there on the internet, man.

So...how about Internet Prayer Warrior/Friends? Yeah, I know, I know, you haven't good enough of that good stuff on your own facebook feeds, so here is the latest:

My family would like some unspoken prayers and thoughts. Thank you ��

Which was quickly followed up (4 minutes later) with someone who necessarily and promptly smacked that internet prayer request up with the following:

Praying ����

This was not at all unnoticed by the requester of prayers to our sweet and savoury, not to mention beneficial lord located in our night skies who indebtedly and succinctly followed up the exchange with a

Thank you

And thus as social media was used in the best way possible, everyone was made happy and glad, and all was put right in the world once again.
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07-06-2017 , 04:19 PM
I have a coworker who posts **** like this constantly.

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07-06-2017 , 04:20 PM
Yeah and there is that German Shepard that survived cancer and wrote a sign in sharpie saying they bet they don't even get one like for it! Lots of people prayed for that dog in the comments, too. Everything is okay. We are a brilliant species.
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07-06-2017 , 05:13 PM
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Originally Posted by OmgGlutten!
there is no way in hell that USA is as high as #7 in education.
When factoring in higher education, I'm surprised that it isn't higher.

Goes to show how weak our grade schools are.
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07-06-2017 , 08:35 PM
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Originally Posted by SGT RJ
I have a coworker who posts **** like this constantly.

I hate *******s who find out what you literally believe in, and judge you on the things you believe in. Tools. Baaaa
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07-06-2017 , 08:54 PM
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Originally Posted by SuperUberBob
When factoring in higher education, I'm surprised that it isn't higher.

Goes to show how weak our grade schools are.
Studies for grade school test scoring has the US consistently in the 20-30 ranking.

I don't know about higher education.
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07-06-2017 , 08:56 PM
The only thing he left out was support for Trump. Also wtf happened to his sleeves?
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07-06-2017 , 09:05 PM
I like the part where he throws soccer and track under the bus.
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07-06-2017 , 10:17 PM
There is no strategy to soccer, it's running in a straight line. /seahawk life jacket
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07-06-2017 , 11:32 PM
Jesus Christ, I mean there's a lot of narcissistic stuff posted ITT but most it is is more subtle than "you'll love me just like every other lucky person that knows me".
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07-06-2017 , 11:33 PM
"Soccer is boring" is fine as an opinion, but "not a real sport" is douche territory.
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