Who doesn't like cake? Everyone likes cake.

Any excuse to eat cake lol.

‘They gave it me,’ Humpty Dumpty continued thoughtfully, as he crossed one knee over the other and clasped his hands round it, ‘they gave it me—for an un-birthday present.’

‘I beg your pardon?’ Alice said with a puzzled air.

‘I’m not offended,’ said Humpty Dumpty.

‘I mean, what is an un-birthday present?’

‘A present given when it isn’t your birthday, of course.’

Alice considered a little. ‘I like birthday presents best,’ she said at last.

‘You don’t know what you’re talking about!’ cried Humpty Dumpty. ‘How many days are there in a year?’

‘Three hundred and sixty-five,’ said Alice.

‘And how many birthdays have you?’

‘One.’

‘And if you take one from three hundred and sixty-five, what remains?’

‘Three hundred and sixty-four, of course.’

I mentioned unbirthdays at work once and no one knew what I meant. Did noone watch Alice in Wonderland? Sad.

Unless it's ice cream cake I always pass.

The worst part is that they went to Carvel, and didn't get Fudgie the Whale.

Cookie cakes are dope too...you don't see them anymore though. Wherefore art thou cookie cake?

Sad!

I do not remember unbirthdays from Alice in Wonderland but ironically I played Alice in my 6th grade play! In the photo below I'm standing next to the worlds skinniest Humpty Dumpty. Yep Italian Alice and skinny Humpty. Casting ftw! Lol

Yup. Good cake can be great but cake is awful 99% of the time. People getting excited over bad cake is the most reliable tell out there for people who have no taste.

I bought this super-nice and interesting annotated Alice in Wonderland and before I could get through more than a little bit of it my dog ate it.

Haven't replaced it yet because I always find something better to spend money on than $40 on a copy of Alice in Wonderland I've already spent $40 on

Try putting Amazon's famously generous return policy to the test.

Please make some guesses about what kind of posted this.

This is a really good book and is totally worth re-spending $40 on!

Never heard of Tony, had to look him up on Wiki:

Under 30 CEO's top 50 Most Motivational People on the Web

So that's a thing.

This is a thing too. A thing people like to discuss and rage about in Tucker Carlson's Fox News facebook group. Amongst other things ofc.

Jesus, what a vile page that is.

There's " idiotic / narcissistic / annoying facebook statuses" and then there's that.

Trust me they celebrated the rape/abuse of a libral woman who married a muslim guy as well. It was unanimous. Sickening really.
On a lighter note:

I wish people had to take some kind of intelligence test to be allowed internet access so I wouldn't get irritated every day reading the comments of these apes on various social media pages. Truly astounding how dumb people are and yet so vocal. Pretty sad when insulting people is merely speaking truth but it is what it is.

Makes you wonder how big the joy delta is between ISIS sympathizers and these folks after an attack.

Wow that is sick. Who is they?

Tucker Carlson Fox News on facebook.

Someone just posted this in there:

Why are the Obamas in Italy while PRESIDENT TRUMP is there does anyone know???

Not so offensive, but you just know those Muslim Obamas are always up to something and are probably out to get trump.

"Tapping" phones. Ldo