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all my black friends on facebook (no racism intended obvi!!!) use smh incessantly and in virtually every status update which contains anything remotely negative

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11-04-2011 , 09:55 PM

#4002

buddyholly

old hand

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 1,673

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Originally Posted by dkgojackets

smh might be the first internet acronym i had to look up because i didnt know what it means and had never seen it

yeah, me too. i think mostly because afaik it only really exists as an acronym - nobody really says 'shaking my head', so there's no way to figure it out on your own.

actually ftw is/was sort of like that too.

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11-04-2011 , 10:27 PM

#4003

Tiltmonkey2

adept

Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 717

It seems when people put on facebook how happy they are in their relationship its doomed to fail. Its usually chicks gushing about how happy they are though, that dude sounded like a bit of a nut job clinger.

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11-05-2011 , 12:04 AM

#4004

prohornblower

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 38,283

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Originally Posted by isolated.

shouldn't she be grading papers or some **** and not having a life. if she's done with that put her in the kitchen

Attention everybody: We have an internet tough guy here.

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11-05-2011 , 12:15 AM

#4005

Quicksilvre

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Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 18,841

URRRRGHHHHH...I have one friend who does this. I am tempted to form a fired group that includes all of my FB friends except him so I don't have to deal with his statuses anymore.

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11-05-2011 , 03:22 AM

#4006

orangepeeleo

grinder

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 683

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Originally Posted by FIXURFACE

I had to post this.. for the last month my feed has been bombarded by these two love birds, non-stop, back and forth..
it started w this

Then my favourite..

Clearly these two are destined to be w one another right??

WRONG

Now he's moved on to emo posts..

It's all quite sad.. but it's been a fun ride..

Awesome

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11-05-2011 , 03:43 AM

#4007

Tumaterminator

HOCKEY!

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 26,437

pro tip - to tilt your friends list into oblivion, pick a common mutual friend and 'like' all of their pictures.

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11-05-2011 , 04:08 AM

#4008

blankoblanco

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Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 8,395

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Originally Posted by buddyholly

also because i'm kind of used to 'smd' for suck my dick, its hard for me to see smh without automatically thinking they're asking me to suck something of theirs (beginning with h)

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11-05-2011 , 04:27 AM

#4009

Karak

ELIte

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 62,726

hmd (hold my dick) is far superior:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0GXdQdDLKM

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11-05-2011 , 04:33 AM

#4010

Teebor

grinder

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 429

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Originally Posted by FIXURFACE

I had to post this.. for the last month my feed has been bombarded by these two love birds, non-stop, back and forth..
it started w this

Then my favourite..

Clearly these two are destined to be w one another right??

WRONG

Now he's moved on to emo posts..

It's all quite sad.. but it's been a fun ride..

This is worse than the cancer one. Honestly, what does this guy think he's doing? What sort of way is this to conduct yourself?

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11-05-2011 , 04:34 AM

#4011

buddyholly

old hand

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 1,673

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Originally Posted by blankoblanco

also because i'm kind of used to 'smd' for suck my dick, its hard for me to see smh without automatically thinking they're asking me to suck something of theirs (beginning with h)

haha, 'suck my ....?' was exactly what i kept going back to at first as well, even though i'd never seen smd or anything similar written as an acronym.

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11-05-2011 , 12:48 PM

#4012

En Passant

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 5,761

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Originally Posted by Teebor

This is worse than the cancer one. Honestly, what does this guy think he's doing? What sort of way is this to conduct yourself?

lol, think we can all assume why she broke up with him

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11-05-2011 , 01:34 PM

#4013

ohead

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Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 6,136

People become more irrational than a bipolar woman on her period when they get broken up with.

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11-05-2011 , 01:45 PM

#4014

Snoop Todd

veteran

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 2,173

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Originally Posted by blankoblanco

also because i'm kind of used to 'smd' for suck my dick, its hard for me to see smh without automatically thinking they're asking me to suck something of theirs (beginning with h)

i tried to figure it out for a few minutes before i googled it, and using similair logic, one of my front runners was "suck my hood". although if black girls were going around facebook yelling this at each other non-stop, it probably would have made this thread already.

"method man got 'em stuck in the hood like a clitoris"

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11-05-2011 , 01:51 PM

#4015

TheNoodleMan

Wet Noodle

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 16,566

A distant relative posting on the death of Andy Rooney:

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We grew up watching him .... such an abrupt end to his life after retiring... Condolences to his family, colleagues, friends and may he RIP...

So abrupt. It is hard to fathom something so sudden as a 92 year old man dying after spending nearly 2 weeks in the hospital.

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11-05-2011 , 02:16 PM

#4016

isolated.

banned

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 1,248

it was abrupt in the sense he didn't get to enjoy any of his retirement.

Last edited by isolated.; 11-05-2011 at 02:16 PM. Reason: which is obv what that person meant

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11-05-2011 , 02:19 PM

#4017

Khaos4k

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Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 10,799

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Originally Posted by isolated.

it was abrupt in the sense he didn't get to enjoy any of his retirement.

He went on TV once a week to complain in front of millions of viewers. He was living the old man dream. Dude probably never wanted to retire.

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11-05-2011 , 03:06 PM

#4018

Dominic

Tripod

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 74,263

Most deaths are abrupt, because one second you're alive and then the next second you're dead.

That's abrupt, Man.

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11-05-2011 , 03:11 PM

#4019

microbet

Solar Powered

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 56,514

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YD0KApiFdLg#t=3m02s

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11-05-2011 , 03:56 PM

#4020

zgall1

grinder

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 455

For those who want to post screenshots of their page but do not enjoy blacking out every name and picture, I would suggest the Better Facebook plug in (http://betterfacebook.net/). It adds an option under Facebook's settings drop-down to anonymize your screen. It also does a ton of other cool stuff like return your page to chronological order (for those still longing to return to the good old days).

Last edited by zgall1; 11-05-2011 at 03:56 PM. Reason: I have no stake in this plug-in. I have just found it useful myself.

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11-05-2011 , 04:06 PM

#4021

Iaminhere

journeyman

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 271

some hot girl from one my classes has basically been bragging about getting a DUI over the last few weeks. Isn't this the sort of thing you don't want anybody to know about?

‎: ( next 20 hours of my life — at DUI School (AJA DUI School).

Legal **** finally put to bed. Probation begins! Cardinals on tonight. 8 days til Miami : )

DUI got reduced to reckless driving so that about makes me the happiest girl in the world

The only people who love me unconditionally are God and my lawyer.

Theres more, don't feel like going back and finding them..