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wow, thread was moving along nicely with some pretty good terrible statuses and Boris's homeboy still manages to take the hugest **** on everybody.

Can you elaborate upon how he is "actually pretty cool in real life"? I refuse to believe that is possible in any capacity.

We train jiu-jitsu together. I've never actually hung out with him at a bar or anything. I can't afford the places he goes to. So when I say he is "cool" I mean he doesn't talk **** or give off attitude or act like a snob. He comes across as a nice guy. He is mellow and humble when we train. I was pretty surprised by his status updates when we became fb friends.

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04-07-2011 , 03:59 PM

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Case Closed

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A girl who is in california and does lots of dance stuff and is generally full of herself:

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Oh sure, I'll fly with the manager of Phish and DMB on his private jet to coachella next weekend. Oh...and what did you say? That and my hotel AND my festival pass are free, no worries...I can totally handle that.

I want to respond with: "So, you're basically telling everyone you know that you're banging this dude in exchange for money? I can totally handle that." But I am not sure if I should.

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04-07-2011 , 04:05 PM

#379

stringbetter

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I like the age+birth year one, hard to tell which of them are really that dumb and which ones are just playing along.

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04-07-2011 , 05:29 PM

#380

supafrey

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Originally Posted by Boris

So you're saying he is also a trained fighter? You're basically friends with Batman.

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04-07-2011 , 05:35 PM

#381

dibbs

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Find it weird a guy who is obviously trying real hard to show his worth on FB is down to earth in an area where someone insecure would almost assuredly constantly remind his opponent of such things. Interesting dude.

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04-07-2011 , 05:41 PM

#382

TheNothing

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Well,

To get this thread back on track, here are a few from a fb friend of mine that likes to "ism" things. Like she's the only person EVAR to think and say these things:

You can give all of yourself and maybe fail, or you can never try and regret later at the chance you didn't take. ; ) -Cindyism

Accept all happiness into your life when you can get it because you never know what tomorrow will bring! -Cindyism

No one can take away your self-respect if you don't give it to them..-Cindyism

I might get knocked down (I am short), I might fall and I may even be a fool, but everytime I get up swinging stronger than ever...that's good enough for me

-Cindyism

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04-07-2011 , 05:56 PM

#383

Rampage_Jackson

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Prop bet to someone who is willing to pick random ones from these thread for a month every day and post them. No telling any friends what you are doing...

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04-07-2011 , 06:07 PM

#384

DiegoArmando

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Originally Posted by sublime

On the way 2 the Gym 2 train for 2hrs of HIGH INTENSITY SUPERSETS of 7 specific excersises designed 2 work on the exact muscle ur workn on and I LOVE WHEN I FEEL-LOOK GOOD yea Ladies im all Muscle NO Bodyfat RIPPED-SHREDDED its All gOOd baby

This is so good I had to make it my own status. Absolute gold.

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04-07-2011 , 06:08 PM

#385

DiegoArmando

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Originally Posted by Rampage_Jackson

Prop bet to someone who is willing to pick random ones from these thread for a month every day and post them. No telling any friends what you are doing...

I'll bet you anything you want and I'll even let you pick them.

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04-07-2011 , 06:21 PM

#386

DiegoArmando

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Originally Posted by JamieAnn

That was a seriously disturbing fb post. Wtf.

But quite funny. I like rape jokes.

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04-07-2011 , 07:02 PM

#387

prohornblower

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Originally Posted by stringbetter

I like the age+birth year one, hard to tell which of them are really that dumb and which ones are just playing along.

They are all that dumb.

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Originally Posted by TheNothing

No one can take away your self-respect if you don't give it to them..-Cindyism

How do you give someone your self-respect?

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04-07-2011 , 08:24 PM

#388

Rampage_Jackson

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Originally Posted by DiegoArmando

I'll bet you anything you want and I'll even let you pick them.

lol bet is for someone else... I definitely could not go through with it

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04-08-2011 , 09:41 AM

#389

mic_check12

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Originally Posted by Rampage_Jackson

lol bet is for someone else... I definitely could not go through with it

Pretty sure he is saying that he'll do it

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04-08-2011 , 10:01 AM

#390

DiegoArmando

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That's what am saying.

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04-08-2011 , 11:42 AM

#391

DiegoArmando

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Copy and paste this to your status if you know someone or know someone who knows someone or if you've ever known anyone or even if you've ever known anyone who knows someone. Please make everyone aware of this issue as it can affect anyone.

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04-08-2011 , 11:45 AM

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MonsterJMcgee

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This was posted as an unidentified quote, which obv means it's from the mouth of the poster:

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“A competent and self-confident person is incapable of jealousy in anything. Jealousy is invariably a symptom of neurotic insecurity.”

Don't even know where to begin...

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04-08-2011 , 11:58 AM

#393

JessterCPA

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For all things done wrong in this life,I must have done something right! For all the things that have gone wrong in my life,things just seem to fit into place now! This momentum keeps pushing me forward,nothing to complain about,life is not easier BUT somehow it's better! Almost waiting for the punchline,maybe the dark cloud has finally passed BUT whatever this life brings Don't EVER stop believing! Happy Friday All!

This followed by the Youtube link to Journey's Don't Stop Believing.

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04-08-2011 , 04:03 PM

#394

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Originally Posted by Case Closed

A girl who is in california and does lots of dance stuff and is generally full of herself: I want to respond with: "So, you're basically telling everyone you know that you're banging this dude in exchange for money? I can totally handle that." But I am not sure if I should.

You should. I hate people that type their brags out like they did something to earn it.

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Originally Posted by supafrey

So you're saying he is also a trained fighter? You're basically friends with Batman.

Well played sir.

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Originally Posted by JessterCPA

This followed by the Youtube link to Journey's Don't Stop Believing.

The last part is what made me laugh at this.

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04-08-2011 , 04:42 PM

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bom-bom-bom-BOMBOMBOM-bom-bom-BOMBOMBOM-bom-bom-BOMBOMBOM-bom-bom-bom DONT STOP. BELIEVIN!

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04-08-2011 , 06:20 PM

#396

Hobb

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Originally Posted by Boris

This guy is actually pretty cool in real life. His online persona is str8 douche*. His Facebook updates are all brags, thinly veiled brags or humble brags. I could on and on with his status updates.
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"Dinner @ Chez TJ. They were downgraded from 2 Michelin stars to 1. Switched chefs 2 wks ago. New 25-year old chef has potential"

"Good morning from the W Times Square"

"Great view of Empire State Building from the rooftop bar"

"At DB Bistro enjoying a sirloin burger filled with braised short ribs, garnished with foie gras and black truffle"

"Amazing VDay dinner at 2-Michelin star Manresa"

"My Twitter account is now a Verified Account =)" LOL. Dude you are not famous.

"Lunch at Facebook headquarters"

"Seven meetings today. Back-to-back for the next 9 hours, except for 2 half hour breaks. Sweeeet"

"Porsche service guy just called me with an initial estimate. I've dodged many bullets in the past, but nobody dodges them all. Ouch"

"Got a check in the mail today. An itsy-bitsy sliver of XXX $400M acquisition of YYY"

"Booked another trip with Amex points. 122,336 points left in my Amex account for now"

"Is holding on for dear life! Fiancee is test-driving porsches"

"Certificate from Mensa for 10 years of membership"

"Best anniversary gift ever! Puts my diamond Rolex to shame"

"added Fiancee to my AmEx. Her shiny new card came today. It's the gift that keeps on giving"
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*DISCLAIMER: I am sometimes jealous of this clown.

i can tell you. this guy's life is miserable but he is able to escape the feelings of being trapped and powerless by experiencing really cool temporal experiences on a daily basis. as long as he can live his whole life enjoying these things he will have a decently happy life but if he ever steps back to think about what there is in life besides starwood points and flashy cars he'll be in the same place as most of the rest of the crapass world.

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04-08-2011 , 07:12 PM

#397

suzzer99

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Would it be narcissistic to post as a status update the raisin-sized chunks of hardened wax the Dr pulled out of my ears this morning? I really want to.

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04-08-2011 , 09:37 PM

#398

TheCroShow

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Originally Posted by DiegoArmando

just made this my status IMO

*edit* my brother copy and pasted it lol

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04-08-2011 , 09:40 PM

#399

suzzer99

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I would love to, but it would piss too many of my female friends off.

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04-08-2011 , 11:45 PM

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Gizmo

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Katelyn just fell over and practically landed on her head and said "WHOA!"! lol

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Katelyn has been chewing on her toothbrush all morning. She picked up a stuffed toy duck and tried to brush his teeth!

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I do believe we are finally 100% bottle-free now! Yay!

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All week, so far, we've been putting Katelyn in her crib at night after rocking her for only a min or two, and she has been going to sleep all by herself! and fast too! Still needs a little work at nap-time, but bed-time has been great!

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Katelyn saw her Dora cereal box and ran up to it, yelling "Dora! Dora!"

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Guess we're moving up to size 4 diapers, at least at night, because Katelyn's diaper exploded last night!