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11-03-2011 , 09:02 PM
Completely standard. Assuming she's between the ages of like 0 and 113.
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11-03-2011 , 09:15 PM
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Last edited by FU_Luck; 11-03-2011 at 09:21 PM.
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11-03-2011 , 09:55 PM
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Originally Posted by sexy hoodrat
Takn my happy ass to gary this week put it off too long gettn tht paternity n mufukas can choke on it
o snap!
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11-03-2011 , 10:09 PM
Pics of sexy hoodrat, please.
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11-03-2011 , 10:20 PM
A hoodrat going to Gary, Indiana? Who would have thought. Unless Gary is the dude administering the test.
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11-04-2011 , 09:11 AM
"Dirty dishes prove I feed my family, full bins prove I clean up their mess, messy floors prove that I let my children have fun, piles of clean laundry prove I keep my family in clean clothes, a wet bathroom proves that I bathe my child! So next time you walk into my house and see a mess, think twice before you judge!!! If you come over to see me, come on in, if you come over to see my house make an appointment. Keep this going if you are a proud parent "

I sooooo want to reply "scruffy bitch" but I'm too socially awkward
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11-04-2011 , 09:35 AM
That status reminds of an old Chris Rock standup.

Parent: "I take care of my kids."

CR: "You're supposed to you dumb mother****er! Whatch you want a cookie?"
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11-04-2011 , 09:40 AM
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Originally Posted by baumer
That status reminds of an old Chris Rock standup.

Parent: "I take care of my kids."

CR: "You're supposed to you dumb mother****er! Whatch you want a cookie?"
"I've never been in jail"

"You're not supposed to go to jail you low expetation having mother****er"
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11-04-2011 , 10:07 AM
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11-04-2011 , 10:14 AM
bully's another child? weak.
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11-04-2011 , 10:21 AM
So teaching children that once they are bullied they have to be scarred and dirty forever is a good thing?
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11-04-2011 , 10:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Tyler Durden
bully's another child? weak.
lol. you actually read it? I could only stomach the first line but i knew where it was going. she's my bff so cant get rid unfortunately.
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11-04-2011 , 10:29 AM
lol it's just a normal chain E-mail style post until the last line, which I think really ties it all together.
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11-04-2011 , 11:00 AM
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Last edited by Dexterday; 11-04-2011 at 11:08 AM.
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11-04-2011 , 12:12 PM
This thread has made me super sensitive to this stuff now. I basically can't log on to fb anymore because of this crap. Stuff like this never bothered me until I started reading this thread.

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I just ate of lot of nachos
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i cant even get thru 5min of watching the news with out tears.... hoarding small dogs...son/mother stabbed and killed/ buried body found/ man sets his house on fire and dies/ ect. ect. wtf is wrong with this twisted world!?
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I'm officially on a chicken and veggie kabob kick. nomnomnom!
/rant
As an aside, that do you people think the ratio of female/male ****ty fbers is? It seems to me like chicks are way worse. Another aside, I HATE when hot chicks or anyone else who has no business using them, uses internet abbreviations, memes, colloquialisms, or references. A hot chick who parties every other night has no business saying things like "boom headshot". I feel like that's the reason the word "epic" is so overused. "smh" is starting to be that way for me as well.

/rant
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11-04-2011 , 12:34 PM
nachos and chicken kabobs sound pretty good tasty now actually.

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I HATE when hot chicks or anyone else who has no business using them, uses internet abbreviations, memes, colloquialisms, or references. A hot chick who parties every other night has no business saying things like "boom headshot". I feel like that's the reason the word "epic" is so overused. "smh" is starting to be that way for me as well.
now you know how black people feel. flippity floppity floo.
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11-04-2011 , 12:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Spaceman
This came through my feed yesterday:

same girl:

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11-04-2011 , 12:51 PM
Sometimes you find someone who changes your life just by being part of it. Someone who makes you laugh til you cry. Someone who makes you believe that there really is good in everyone. Someone who convinces you that there really is an an amazing world just waiting for you... This someone is sent from God above… love them and cherish them and never let them go… You have a forever friend and forever has no end ~♥~

May your Angels visit you whilst you sleep, and bless you with beautiful dreams to keep

god doesnt give you the people you want, he gives you the people you need. To help you, to hurt you, to leave you, to love you and to make you the person you were meant to be.

A morning text does not simply mean "good morning", rather it comes with the silent, loveing message, "I think of you when I wake up"

Loyalty - Look not for beauty nor for the color of skin But look for the heart that is loyal within, For beauty will fade and skin will grow old. But a heart that is loyal will never grow cold.

This one really pisses me off so bad:
Last night I was crying in the garden....
The moon came to me and said
"If he hurts you so bad, why don't you leave him?"
I Looked at the moon and replied...
"Moon.. would you EVER leave the stars?"

If you dont believe in miracles perhaps you've forgotten you are one?

Another pukefest:


People Say
We Are Crazy
When
We Smile For No Reason
When We Are Alone..
They Never Know Its The Real Smile
With Sweetest Reason
With Someone In Thoughts...♥

Frustrated because I can't tell if it's real.
Mad because I don't know how you feel.
Upset because we can't make it right.
Sad because I need you day and night.
Angry because you won't take my hand.
... Aggravated because you don't understand.
Disappointed because we can't be together,
But still I'll love you forever ♥

These are all from the same person over the past few days, its non stop. Cant take it anymore.
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11-04-2011 , 02:01 PM
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Originally Posted by HotPockets
This thread has made me super sensitive to this stuff now. I basically can't log on to fb anymore because of this crap. Stuff like this never bothered me until I started reading this thread.







/rant
As an aside, that do you people think the ratio of female/male ****ty fbers is? It seems to me like chicks are way worse. Another aside, I HATE when hot chicks or anyone else who has no business using them, uses internet abbreviations, memes, colloquialisms, or references. A hot chick who parties every other night has no business saying things like "boom headshot". I feel like that's the reason the word "epic" is so overused. "smh" is starting to be that way for me as well.

/rant
Not sure why but the nacho one severely tilted me
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11-04-2011 , 02:14 PM
What? The nacho and kabob statuses were totally fine (unless they're overused).
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11-04-2011 , 02:17 PM
Same girl I quoted above, on 9/11 wrote on FB:

So its the 10th anniversary of septemer 11th n while yes i do agree that it was awful and so sad that so many innocent people died i also think that people need to move on from it,there are much more tragic incidences happening in the world every day..Remember all these staving children in Africa,did u know that 30,000 children under 5 die in africa every day?!Surely all this money that was spent building this new Freedom Tower ( $2,000,000,000 )
could have been put 2much better use!!

I had to scroll through pages and pages of her other nonsense and drivel in order to find that to stick up here. It p*ssed me off so much at the time I almost exploded with anger. I assure you not all Irish are that narrow minded and ignorant. Like wtf does she know about anything lowlife pos.
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11-04-2011 , 02:28 PM
Dear black people on the internet: Stop writing "smh" after every sentence.
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11-04-2011 , 02:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Dexterday
Same girl I quoted above, on 9/11 wrote on FB:

So its the 10th anniversary of septemer 11th n while yes i do agree that it was awful and so sad that so many innocent people died i also think that people need to move on from it,there are much more tragic incidences happening in the world every day..Remember all these staving children in Africa,did u know that 30,000 children under 5 die in africa every day?!Surely all this money that was spent building this new Freedom Tower ( $2,000,000,000 )
could have been put 2much better use!!

I had to scroll through pages and pages of her other nonsense and drivel in order to find that to stick up here. It p*ssed me off so much at the time I almost exploded with anger. I assure you not all Irish are that narrow minded and ignorant. Like wtf does she know about anything lowlife pos.
Wow, that much anger at a FB post - but where's your anger at the fact that 30,000 children under 5 die in Africa every day?
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11-04-2011 , 02:33 PM
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Originally Posted by FlyWf
Dear black people on the internet: Stop writing "smh" after every sentence.
racist ban

(also i see plenty of my white friends writing that)
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11-04-2011 , 02:34 PM
I had to post this.. for the last month my feed has been bombarded by these two love birds, non-stop, back and forth..
it started w this













Then my favourite..




Clearly these two are destined to be w one another right??

WRONG



Now he's moved on to emo posts..







It's all quite sad.. but it's been a fun ride..
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