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11-23-2016 , 03:31 AM

#39576

Natamus

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Owned...

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11-23-2016 , 05:07 AM

#39577

grando1.0

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Lol that answer is amazing, especially after whatever the **** the first reply was

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11-23-2016 , 05:17 AM

#39578

problemeliminator

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Originally Posted by Johnny Truant

You wouldn't call me bo to my face.

not sure if kidding. bo is juat another way to say guy/dude/man.

Im pretty sure the writer of that comment has been.in this thread. Reveal yourself!

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11-23-2016 , 10:30 AM

#39579

Johnny Truant

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Originally Posted by problemeliminator

not sure if kidding. bo is juat another way to say guy/dude/man.

Im pretty sure the writer of that comment has been.in this thread. Reveal yourself!

Pardon me, I stand corrected. I'm going to try it at work today with all the millenials! Still, you'd use a goddamned apostrophe in your contractions in my presence, kid. Believe me.

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11-23-2016 , 05:59 PM

#39580

His Boy Elroy

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This, accompanied by a selfie from a really pretty military guy:

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"So while walking my kids to go Trick 'R' Treating, I was approach by a teenager too old to be doing this activity and be remotely successful in any way.

While snickering at me in my military uniform he says "hey man where did you buy your outfit...aren't you too old for Halloween?!"

I replied with....."I was thinking the same thing about you.....I got mine by being a man and getting a job!! Enjoy your skittles......��"

-mic drop"

It was "liked" by a friend of mine so it showed up on my feed for some reason. I do not actually know this person.

The comments on the pic are pretty awesome too - the first one I saw is calling the guy out, not for completely making up the story, but for giving the teenager a hard time. I mean, he was out trick or treating, he couldve been underage overdosing at some teen drinking party!

Last edited by His Boy Elroy; 11-23-2016 at 06:00 PM. Reason: yes, it does say "I was approach"

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11-23-2016 , 06:18 PM

#39581

Johnny Truant

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Originally Posted by His Boy Elroy

This, accompanied by a selfie from a really pretty military guy:

It was "liked" by a friend of mine so it showed up on my feed for some reason. I do not actually know this person.

The comments on the pic are pretty awesome too - the first one I saw is calling the guy out, not for completely making up the story, but for giving the teenager a hard time. I mean, he was out trick or treating, he couldve been underage overdosing at some teen drinking party!

I think this may be my neighbor, and it's true, I was there. What isn't true is I'm not a teenager I'm just short and have bad skin.

ETA: this post is so good. Trick 'R' treating. Wearing your uniform for Halloween. Teenagers who approach strangers and insult them starting with "hey man..." and continuing with "where did you get your outfit?".

100% this poster has a gun and lays awake imagining how he is going to kill imagined thugs kicking in his bedroom door with it. Hope he doesn't shoot his son sneaking in after curfew someday with his overactive imagination.

Last edited by Johnny Truant; 11-23-2016 at 06:24 PM.

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11-23-2016 , 07:32 PM

#39582

PocketChads

guaranteed 42-10 finish

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But who was approach

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11-23-2016 , 07:35 PM

#39583

gregorio

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11-24-2016 , 02:20 PM

#39584

Daenerys

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Originally Posted by gregorio

Wow that's so cringe-inducing but in a "how I imagine my parents using facebook" kinda way, lol.

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11-24-2016 , 02:36 PM

#39585

thethethe

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I'm definitely supporting that. It's exactly what social media is lacking - more dull photos of yourself!

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11-24-2016 , 06:43 PM

#39586

rakemeplz

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Hah I like the heart faced, tear eyed and happy emoticons...really allowed me to relate to the positive vibe put forth by those attractive women building themselves and each other up by copy pasting a status and posting some selfies and pretending they're more physically attractive than they actually are. What a lovely gesture.

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11-24-2016 , 06:44 PM

#39587

rakemeplz

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Hope all of you "CHILL BIRDS" have a merry American thanks giving!

Last edited by rakemeplz; 11-24-2016 at 06:45 PM. Reason: that comment is all me friendo all me

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11-24-2016 , 06:46 PM

#39588

MeLoveYouLongTime

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11-24-2016 , 06:48 PM

#39589

rakemeplz

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LMAO have a read of what this tool has to say:

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This Thanksgiving, I want to take a moment to thank everyone in our community.

I'm thankful for all of you who are part of this journey to connect the world. This has been a challenging year and at times it has felt like we're moving apart more than coming together. But then I think of how you are all personally bringing people together and building this community of more than 1.8 billion people. You've shared your happy moments and your sad ones, you've kept your friends and families closer together, and you've made the world feel a little smaller and little warmer.

I'm thankful I get to be part of this. I wake up every day and get to work on helping more people connect. It's incredibly special. I'm thankful you trust me to keep improving our services to meet your needs and unlock our community's potential. I'm thankful you give me the opportunity to grow and do even more to serve this community over time.

I hope you have a great Thanksgiving, and thank you for all you do to make the world more open and connected.]

LMAO WHAT A FREAKING NERD!!

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11-24-2016 , 06:49 PM

#39590

rakemeplz

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MLYLT I saw that and immediately thought "beast".

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11-24-2016 , 06:49 PM

#39591

MeLoveYouLongTime

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Me too lol

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11-24-2016 , 07:01 PM

#39592

sumey

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Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 2,815

that's the second moon related post that i've liked recently

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11-24-2016 , 07:05 PM

#39593

MeLoveYouLongTime

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Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 13,159

My stupid sister posted this.....what the heck is blowing of the Shofar?

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11-24-2016 , 07:19 PM

#39594

Dominic

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Looks like one of those twisty horns

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11-24-2016 , 10:05 PM

#39595

bdiddy131313

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Weird in my family we just sacrifice a virgin to bless our home

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11-24-2016 , 10:09 PM

#39596

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

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Originally Posted by bdiddy131313

Weird in my family we just sacrifice a virgin to bless our home

is that why you're on 2+2? Shopping?

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11-24-2016 , 10:09 PM

#39597

All-inMcLovin

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Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 51,180

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Originally Posted by MeLoveYouLongTime

LMAO

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11-24-2016 , 10:11 PM

#39598

pvn

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Originally Posted by problemeliminator

not sure if kidding. bo is juat another way to say guy/dude/man.

That's usually "beau"

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11-24-2016 , 11:02 PM

#39599

gregorio

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Shofar is a horn used during Jewish religious ceremonies on Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur. Not sure why a sister would have one. or why someone would use one on Thanksgiving.

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11-24-2016 , 11:45 PM

#39600

bdiddy131313

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Originally Posted by gregorio

Shofar is a horn used during Jewish religious ceremonies on Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur. Not sure why a sister would have one. or why someone would use one on Thanksgiving.

To bless the home it helps keep deadly spirits out

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