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09-20-2016 , 11:03 PM
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Originally Posted by bdiddy131313
holy **** i was mostly trolling, this is standard? when did they start implementing this?? how is this a real thing?


It's not
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09-20-2016 , 11:16 PM
this thread is about to get very interesting very fast
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09-20-2016 , 11:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Saklad
It appears to be a thing in a handful of states including the great state of Texas.

Not nationwide afaik.
What an idiotic policy. Any drug user with half a brain left is just going to avoid going to a hospital to give birth.
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09-20-2016 , 11:48 PM
I'm not sure how I feel about this. On one hand, "I used drugs while pregnant (and far enough into my pregnancy that there's no way I couldn't have known), but I care about my baby and I'll be a good mom, I swear" isn't enough, but taking the kid for life with no visitation seems rather extreme. Shouldn't the mom be able to get her kid back if she can prove she's stayed clean for a period of time? How many places is this happening?
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09-21-2016 , 12:16 AM
Mothers should just stop smoking marijuana and drink alcohol instead.
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09-21-2016 , 12:16 AM
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Originally Posted by HiFi
I'm not sure how I feel about this. On one hand, "I used drugs while pregnant (and far enough into my pregnancy that there's no way I couldn't have known), but I care about my baby and I'll be a good mom, I swear" isn't enough, but taking the kid for life with no visitation seems rather extreme. Shouldn't the mom be able to get her kid back if she can prove she's stayed clean for a period of time? How many places is this happening?
Well, but then the kid is going into the foster care system instead of an adopted home.
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09-21-2016 , 12:17 AM
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Originally Posted by lonely_but_rich
Like, how do you know you're even awake, man?
head asplode
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09-21-2016 , 12:28 AM
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Originally Posted by crbc55
Mothers should just stop smoking marijuana and drink alcohol instead.
Yeah then at least they wouldn't be "doing drugs."
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09-21-2016 , 12:49 AM
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Originally Posted by HiFi
...Shouldn't the mom be able to get her kid back if she can prove she's stayed clean for a period of time? How many places is this happening?


Hifi,

Don't stress. It's not happening anywhere.

No one's kid was taken away forever for whatever bull**** reason mBylt is claiming.

There's more to her story.

She's just not telling us what that is.
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09-21-2016 , 12:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Beerocrat
Yeah then at least they wouldn't be "doing drugs."


I'm not for 98% of my conspiratard friends bs but the whole weed is schedule 1 and has no proven long term physical illness complications and yet tobacco is legal as are booze and both can be highly addictive and have serious damage to fetuses and can give you multiple forms of cancer... It's at least very hard to argue that our
Federal govt Reps don't hold priority for $$$ over the people they represents long term well being and health

Edit: I know it's nicotine not Tobacco that is addictive I just said tobacco form the overall point
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09-21-2016 , 12:57 AM
marijuana causes unreadable run-on sentences so I'm okay with banning it.
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09-21-2016 , 01:13 AM
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Originally Posted by JayTeeMe
marijuana causes unreadable run-on sentences so I'm okay with banning it.


Half your logic on things is unreadable so let's call it a wash, brother
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09-21-2016 , 10:29 AM

I wonder if they send the tax to the government after they charge all these dudes for sex
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09-21-2016 , 03:14 PM
I'm calling this one Actual Advice Aunt...because she's my aunt! Listen up kiddies...

It's life advice time, so keep your eye/earholes open you sarcasticly dickish internet posting hipsters:





Woah, makes you think, eh?
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09-21-2016 , 03:51 PM
Is "punched in the hall" the new "netflixed and chilled"?
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09-21-2016 , 04:32 PM
I have a coworker who posts about 90% of the stuff rakeme shares, and every single one of those "will you do me a favor? Will you copy and paste this as your status for one hour? I bet I know the few who will..." Posts. Other than that he spams with a petition to have a network pick up his favorite tv show which is called "Grimm". About three of those a day.

I don't unfollow because it is a perverse joy to see them. Kind of like that song you hate coming on the radio.
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09-21-2016 , 05:04 PM
Rake funny your aunt shares a post about anti bullying that ends with a passive aggressive shaming lol
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09-21-2016 , 08:18 PM
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I hope I have the strength to get through this
Now we all have to beg her to tell us what's going on so that we can assure her she does have sufficient strength.
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09-21-2016 , 11:25 PM


My uncle with the obscure cultural reference.
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09-22-2016 , 12:23 AM
if you remember once of the most well known movies ever?


i member
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09-22-2016 , 12:25 AM
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Originally Posted by MeLoveYouLongTime
My cousin and his wife adopted my other cousins baby when she was sent to jail after testing positive for marajana after the birth.[/IMG]
how many pieces of marajanas did she take with babby?
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09-22-2016 , 02:26 AM
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Originally Posted by WateryBoil
if you remember once of the most well known movies ever?


i member
You member Judy Garland? I member.
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09-22-2016 , 04:41 AM
Member Reagan and when gays couldn't get married?
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09-22-2016 , 04:51 AM
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Originally Posted by JayTeeMe
Now we all have to beg her to tell us what's going on so that we can assure her she does have sufficient strength.
It depends on how many friends/family comment. Sufficient Strength is not just given out. #trueconcern #sms
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09-22-2016 , 05:00 AM
You member when blacks were slaves and Django saved Broomhilda? I member
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