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It's not even true. Every true gent know he walks closest to the houses so when the inhabitants toss their chamber pot contents out the window it doesn't soil the lady's smock.

Ffs.

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08-25-2016 , 04:00 PM

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gregorio

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I think it's more to protect her from cars splashing stuff rather than running her over

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08-25-2016 , 04:54 PM

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Natamus

Tripped and Fell

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The guy in the picture is gay so he not only has no loyalty to this woman in a relationship sense but also has more concern over his fly suit and needs to protect it from splashes coming from passing by vehicles

I mean, look at my man's shoes! You can't risk getting those mucked up...

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08-25-2016 , 05:22 PM

#38530

diddy!

Twas diddyeinstein

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Originally Posted by gregorio

I think it's more to protect her from cars splashing stuff rather than running her over

Protection from being run over is always the answer I have been given. But if I do get struck by a vehicle like that, I mean the lady is bound to get ****ed up also right? It's not like my body is going to stop an out of control car.

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08-25-2016 , 05:41 PM

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gregorio

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We're both right!

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08-25-2016 , 07:49 PM

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Johnny Truant

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Meh. It's all moot once O'Bummer signs in sharia law on his last day in office. Then they walk behind in burkas.

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08-25-2016 , 09:29 PM

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rakemeplz

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Honestly on those days where there's huge puddles and **** and cars are speeding around like jerks, I can see the standing on the outside making some sense.

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08-25-2016 , 10:56 PM

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bdiddy131313

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08-25-2016 , 11:40 PM

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nit3.runn3r

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Originally Posted by diddy!

Edward Cullen tho.

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08-26-2016 , 02:48 AM

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ninetynine99

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Originally Posted by rakemeplz

From anti Christianity/religious chick NUMBER TWO (with whom I am related).

Is she hot? More/better pics if she is pleeze... noodz even.

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08-26-2016 , 09:27 PM

#38537

punkass

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When you know how much YOU are WORTH, you stop giving people discounts. #realtalk

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08-26-2016 , 11:20 PM

#38538

bdiddy131313

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Originally Posted by punkass

When you know how much YOU are WORTH, you stop giving people discounts. #realtalk

Sounds like a prostitute would post this

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08-27-2016 , 10:38 AM

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Rusemandingo

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Originally Posted by bdiddy131313

I don't get the sidewalk thing what exactly does it protect against?

One of the first things my ex taught me. In the bad neighborhoods, a girl on the outside is seen as a prostitute and the dude on the inside is her pimp. Gotta have the merchandise on dispay...

Source: live in Mexico

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08-27-2016 , 01:32 PM

#38540

SuperUberBob

Not interesting enough

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Originally Posted by bdiddy131313

Sounds like a prostitute would post this

My thoughts exactly

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08-27-2016 , 02:09 PM

#38541

fuluck414

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Originally Posted by punkass

When you know how much YOU are WORTH, you stop giving people discounts. #realtalk

How big of a discount if I get the punch card?

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08-27-2016 , 09:07 PM

#38542

didonk

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08-27-2016 , 09:24 PM

#38543

jamzfive

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Comments in the thread are all flag-loving patriots explaining to which freedom-hating countries the offended neighbor (whom none realize is apocryphal) should move; with the flag-lovingest of all trumping the rest by explaining that by painting his roof like this, the guy is actually being disrespectful towards that most holy symbol as well.

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08-28-2016 , 01:11 AM

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bdiddy131313

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08-28-2016 , 02:54 AM

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Natamus

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^^^ that is 10 out of 10 amazing!

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08-28-2016 , 03:33 AM

#38546

Mrage

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That is just about perfect. Only missing"99% won't"

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08-28-2016 , 04:04 AM

#38547

thethethe

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Never made it as a wise man
I couldn't cut it as
A poor man stealing
Tired of living like a blind man
I'm sick of sight without
A sense of feeling
This man's name?

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