These are from a fat extremely perveted naiive undersexed yet innocent fat black friend from my college days. I could honestly start a new thread on great stories abot this guy.

The worst part about that guy is that he's a fan of Jay Leno. Everything else is fairly excusable/sort of entertaining.

can't stop looking for whitewines because of this thread

Interesting point.

I find OOT to be somewhat narcissistic in general, but I guess the posters justify their actions because the overall intellectual quality of the discourse here is higher than most places on the internet (or at least I think it is).

This guy is actually pretty cool in real life. His online persona is str8 douche*. His Facebook updates are all brags, thinly veiled brags or humble brags. I could on and on with his status updates.
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"Dinner @ Chez TJ. They were downgraded from 2 Michelin stars to 1. Switched chefs 2 wks ago. New 25-year old chef has potential"

"Good morning from the W Times Square"

"Great view of Empire State Building from the rooftop bar"

"At DB Bistro enjoying a sirloin burger filled with braised short ribs, garnished with foie gras and black truffle"

"Amazing VDay dinner at 2-Michelin star Manresa"

"My Twitter account is now a Verified Account =)" LOL. Dude you are not famous.

"Lunch at Facebook headquarters"

"Seven meetings today. Back-to-back for the next 9 hours, except for 2 half hour breaks. Sweeeet"

"Porsche service guy just called me with an initial estimate. I've dodged many bullets in the past, but nobody dodges them all. Ouch"

"Got a check in the mail today. An itsy-bitsy sliver of XXX $400M acquisition of YYY"

"Booked another trip with Amex points. 122,336 points left in my Amex account for now"

"Is holding on for dear life! Fiancee is test-driving porsches"

"Certificate from Mensa for 10 years of membership"

"Best anniversary gift ever! Puts my diamond Rolex to shame"

"added Fiancee to my AmEx. Her shiny new card came today. It's the gift that keeps on giving"
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*DISCLAIMER: I am sometimes jealous of this clown.

^ guaranteed sub-5-inch penis length

awesome post, definite douche chills. link to twitter? pm if you dont want to post but im intrigued

lol +1

I don't even have twitter, but I might consider joining just for the pure awesomeness of these type of updates.

+2 this guy could be the twitter killer app for me. Does the 42-year-old have twitter? If so that might seriously push me into signing up.

okay, I have to admit, post 355 just by itself redeems this thread for me (which is not to say there weren't other gems)

+3 for the twitter account

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa @ the guy Boris knows. awesome

OK Here's one for the revealed idiocy category.

TLDR cliffs: FACEBOOK IS IMPLEMENTING A VAST CONSPIRACY TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE YOUR FRIENDS ****ED YOU OVER. THERE IS A "TOP NEWS" FEED AND A "MOST RECENT" FEED. I CAN'T BELIEVE FACEBOOK MADE MY FRIENDS IGNORE ME THROUGH THIS DEVIOUS TRICK. YOU CAN THANK ME NOW FOR THIS PSA.

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PLEASE READ - THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT TO EVERYONE WHO USES FACEBOOK FOR BUSINESS OR PERSONAL REASONS!!



Have you noticed that you are only seeing updates in your newsfeed from the same people lately? Have you also noticed that when you post things like status messages, photos and links, the same circle of people are commenting and everyone else seems to be ignoring you?



Don't worry, everyone still loves you and nobody has intentiona...lly blocked you. The problem is that a large chunk of your friend/fan list can't see anything you post and here's why:



The "New Facebook" has a newsfeed setting that by default is automatically set to show ONLY posts from people who you've recently interacted with or interacted the most with (which would be limited to the couple of weeks just before people started switching to the new profile). So in other words, for both business and personal pages, unless your friends/fans commented on one of your posts within those few weeks or vice versa - you are now invisible to them and they are invisible to you!!



HERE'S THE FIX: On the homepage click the "Most Recent" title on the right of the Newsfeed, then click on the drop down arrow beside it and select "Edit Options", click on "Show Posts From" and change the setting to "All Of Your Friends and Pages" (you can also access the "Edit Options" link at the very bottom of the facebook homepage on the right)

Note: Business pages do not have a newsfeed however page owners should adjust the settings on their personal accounts.



The good news is: now you can now view all of your friends and fans again. The bad news is: YOU ARE STILL INVISIBLE to a large portion of your list. You must get the word out to ALL of your friends and fans by inviting them to this event or creating one of your own so they can read the post and adjust their settings. To invite your friends: Click on "Attending" at the top and then you will see an option to invite your friends under the smiley face. It’s public so everyone who logs onto facebook can view it and even the friends who can’t see your posts WILL see the event invitation. You can also tweet about it, create a blog post or send out an email to your subscribers in hopes of reaching them all.
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saw this one today...oversharing about...complaining about oversharing


25 comments. obv a hot girl.

It makes me want to study psychology just to understand this kind of narcissism. I think a large percentage of us secretly deep-down us would love to brag about ourselves - maybe not to this extent or this overtly - but in some form or another.

But the non-narcissists in that group have enough built-in empathy, or a good enough "ear" to how we would come off, or whatever you want to call it, to know no one else wants to hear that. I think narcissism is more just lack of being able to put yourself in other's shoes, or not caring - than some kind of overblown self-love that others don't have.

I don't really have examples, but it's always awkward when hot chicks post their random inane garbage and a bunch of dudes comment on it who obviously have no chance whatsoever with the girl.

haha yes this. i was almost going to make this same point in reply to gildwulf's last post. will find some good examples of this later

wow, thread was moving along nicely with some pretty good terrible statuses and Boris's homeboy still manages to take the hugest **** on everybody.

Can you elaborate upon how he is "actually pretty cool in real life"? I refuse to believe that is possible in any capacity.

so many of these on my feed as more and more friends are having kids

Sounds like he's got money and might be smart. I could see someone like him being popular or interesting face-to-face where people have the ability to curb a conversation away from being about him.

I think this guy thinks he's a woman. He's also really into Bikram Yoga.

Is his name really "Gay Hendricks"?

isn't that only an issue in africa(and other very poor areas of the world) and the chances of transmission in first world countries is very low

I wonder if he knows henry?