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Old 06-30-2016, 08:24 AM   #37451
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Re: idiotic / narcissistic / annoying facebook statuses

these are some of the most annoying Facebook posts in this thread.
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Old 06-30-2016, 08:50 AM   #37452
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Yep. Western culture is so weak. Bunch of sucky poos.

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Old 06-30-2016, 09:17 AM   #37453
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Yep. Western culture is so weak. Bunch of sucky poos.

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Old 06-30-2016, 10:54 AM   #37454
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Lol the people who put out this misinformation should be punished accordingly!
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Old 06-30-2016, 10:57 AM   #37455
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great candidate for this thread!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL I'VE NEVER HEARD THAT JOEK BE-4 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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Old 06-30-2016, 10:57 AM   #37456
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Saw on reddit and immediately thought of this thread because of dead granny selfie. No indication it's from facebook, but posting anyway because amazing.


I present: casket faceswap (not really gross, just some might be disturbed)

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Old 06-30-2016, 11:08 AM   #37457
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Lol awesome
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Old 06-30-2016, 11:11 AM   #37458
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Lol the people who put out this misinformation should be punished accordingly!
Who the **** eats apples for dinner?
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Old 06-30-2016, 11:28 AM   #37459
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Who the **** eats apples for dinner?


I sometimes have 4-6 apples or
Bananas with my protein serving no matter what time of the day it is
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Old 06-30-2016, 11:30 AM   #37460
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you eat 4-6 apples multiple times per day?
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Old 06-30-2016, 11:33 AM   #37461
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Old 06-30-2016, 11:35 AM   #37462
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you eat 4-6 apples multiple times per day?


Yes 6 meals of 200g meat with whatever carbs I feel like whether it's fruits,veggies rice etc.
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Old 06-30-2016, 12:04 PM   #37463
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Casket faceswap is amazing.
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Old 06-30-2016, 12:46 PM   #37464
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What like .01% of the olds who voted Leave actually fought in WWII? The rest were all just entitled post-war kids like the Boomers in the US. They ruin all that is good.
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Old 06-30-2016, 01:33 PM   #37465
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Non-heathens, kindly enter your prayer stations and get ready to do some praying! Remember kids, god won't save grannies life unless she's popular with religious folks who aren't exactly shy with the lordworship, so I'm counting on you!

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Old 06-30-2016, 01:46 PM   #37466
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naturally, this was in a wall of text:

I just went to go get coffee through the drive through right now. There was a homeless man that was picking up trash in the parking lot. I told him that I was going to get coffee and I asked him if he was hungry and if he would like anything to eat. He said yes and followed me up to to the window. I told him to get whatever he wanted. I asked him if he wanted to eat.... whatever sounds good to him.... He proceeded to tell me that it had to be something easy to eat like a burrito because he didn't have any teeth. I said, " okay a burrito it is, how many and would you like anything else?" He responded with I am really hungry I could probably eat three of those and could I also get an orange juice? I said yes of course and would you like coffee too? Yes please he said. We go to get the food and he walks with me up to the window. He then tells me that his buddy down the street really likes coffee so he told me that he was going to give the coffee to him. The food comes and This man named Michael asks me to write down my first name on a piece of paper so he could remember me. He told me thank you with his big toothless smile and shook my hand. He said, " Thank you for being my friend" I then watched this man walk away down the street and give away all of his food to other homeless people that he knew.He had told me that he was hungry and could eat three burritos himself.... but yet he chose to give them away to other people. I never saw that coming and couldn't help but want to share this experience with you guys.
If you woke up and have food to eat today you are blessed.
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Old 06-30-2016, 01:54 PM   #37467
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I just went to go get coffee through the drive through right now. There was a homeless man that was picking up trash in the parking lot. I told him that I was going to get coffee and I asked him if he was hungry and if he would like anything to eat. He said yes and followed me up to to the window. I told him to get whatever he wanted. I asked him if he wanted to eat.... whatever sounds good to him.... He proceeded to tell me that it had to be something easy to eat like a burrito because he didn't have any teeth. I said, " okay a burrito it is, how many and would you like anything else?" He responded with I am really hungry I could probably eat three of those and could I also get an orange juice? I said yes of course and would you like coffee too? Yes please he said. We go to get the food and he walks with me up to the window. He then tells me that his buddy down the street really likes coffee so he told me that he was going to give the coffee to him. The food comes and This man named Jesus asks me to write down my first name on a piece of paper so he could remember me. He told me thank you with his big toothless smile and shook my hand. He said, " Thank you for being my friend" I then watched this man walk away down the street and give away all of his food to other homeless people that he knew.He had told me that he was hungry and could eat three burritos himself.... but yet he chose to give them away to other people. I never saw that coming and couldn't help but want to share this experience with you guys.
If you woke up and have food to eat today you are blessed.
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Old 06-30-2016, 02:35 PM   #37468
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He was trading it for drugs. That has to be a dime bag at least.
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Old 06-30-2016, 02:38 PM   #37469
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and that homeless man was....

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Old 06-30-2016, 02:40 PM   #37470
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and that homeless man was....

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Old 06-30-2016, 03:14 PM   #37471
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Sadly those burritos were all chipotle burritos and the three homeless men all died. Never feed the homeless, the end.
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Old 06-30-2016, 03:53 PM   #37472
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Which ones dead?
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Old 06-30-2016, 04:18 PM   #37473
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Old 06-30-2016, 04:32 PM   #37474
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Who the **** eats apples for dinner?
I have fried apples several times a month for dinner.
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Old 06-30-2016, 11:57 PM   #37475
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So I am going to rant a little bit. I am a nice neighbour and we are pretty quit. I keep my yard very clean as some of you know I have a little bit of OCD. We have got knew neighbours and they are from Fort Mac with 2 children. They have been living in there house for about a month now. They have not mowed there lawn. I asked them the other day if they owned a lawn mower they did not. So yesterday I decided to mow there mosquito infested lawn. Which took an hour both front and back. I didn't expect anything from them except a thank you. Since they were home when I did it. I didn't even get that. I know you all have been through rough times but when someone goes out of there way to make your yard nice so that your kids don't get eaten alive and to avoid tickets from bylaw at least you can do is say thank you. Ungrateful and let me tell you I will not be doing that again. I will just have to deal with the fact that your lawn is disgusting oh yeah not to mention but I picked up your kids toys and places them on your deck so I could mow your lawn.
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