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Not only that, but the OP probably has zero interest in buying anything from her friends who subsequently comment on her status, she's just trying to promote her own "business." I came across a similar spam in a FB group I'm in, a girl who uses Instagram to post seminudes and sell magic whatever pills wanted everyone to post their IG so we could all follow each other. She had like 10000 followers and 15 following.

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06-16-2016 , 02:44 PM

#37127

pvn

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Originally Posted by El Diablo

Mlylt,

Post your statement status!

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Originally Posted by MeLoveYouLongTime

Not that exciting El D.

"I am unfriending everyone who is spamming trying to sell me crap from those pyramid schemes. I want to read interesting articles and look at cute pics, not scroll through a bunch of spam. Do you girls know how annoying that is?"

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Belongs in here

ElD xpert level

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06-16-2016 , 06:26 PM

#37128

SuperUberBob

Not interesting enough

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Originally Posted by Westley

The crushing moment when you realise your mom is an idiot

If I didn't love my mother, I'd just repost everything she shares here. To be fair, both she and my father have nothing higher than a high school education and neither did particularly well in school.

Thankfully, she doesn't defend what she shares and doesn't comment on it when posting. Seems that she just blindly shares things because somebody she knows did too.

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06-16-2016 , 08:04 PM

#37129

MeLoveYouLongTime

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Why is the money in the fridge?

Liked this one lol

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06-17-2016 , 12:31 AM

#37130

BigPoppa

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I'd be both excited and freaked out if George Jones handed me some money tomorrow.

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06-17-2016 , 02:45 AM

#37131

Natamus

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Congratulations for finding the new minimum for doing something for someone else through Facebook.

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06-17-2016 , 02:52 AM

#37132

Natamus

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This is good though, share worthy

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06-17-2016 , 04:17 AM

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problemeliminator

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Nickleback jokes-still just as fresh as George Bush jokes!

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06-17-2016 , 04:21 AM

#37134

Natamus

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Originally Posted by problemeliminator

Nickleback jokes-still just as fresh as George Bush jokes!

They are like nectarines, good even out of season

idiotic / narcissistic / annoying facebook statuses

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06-17-2016 , 04:24 AM

#37135

cs3

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Originally Posted by MeLoveYouLongTime

I just deleted all 50 girls on my FB that are into the MLM. I wrote a statement talking about how annoying it was, and a girl I missed in the delete said, "we are all just sharing what we love and are passionate about; that's the purpose of FB"

No bitch, being an idiot and spamming ppl is not the purpose of FB.

Your friend posted that? You should should delete her immediately.

Definitely belongs in this thread though. Checks off all 3 boxes.

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06-17-2016 , 04:57 AM

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rakemeplz

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This guy is new, I'll call him Conspiracy Tod for now:

Get this girl some counseling she's been through so much suffering in her young life.

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06-17-2016 , 04:57 AM

#37137

rakemeplz

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Also posted this:

Bingo

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06-17-2016 , 05:06 AM

#37138

Natamus

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Originally Posted by rakemeplz

This guy is new, I'll call him Conspiracy Tod for now:

Get this girl some counseling she's been through so much suffering in her young life.

If posted satirically would be meh ok but not even that funny. Sadly it's always posted seriously and it's just painfully dumb.

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06-17-2016 , 05:59 AM

#37139

Natamus

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Last edited by Natamus; 06-17-2016 at 06:08 AM.

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06-17-2016 , 06:04 AM

#37140

ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S

What SN is this?

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Originally Posted by rakemeplz

This guy is new, I'll call him Conspiracy Tod for now:

Get this girl some counseling she's been through so much suffering in her young life.

This is just so ****ing amazing. Like it's one big global conspiracy but they could only afford to pay for one actress.

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06-17-2016 , 06:56 AM

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Natamus

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^^^ Hundreds upon hundreds of comments on this one when i found it on FB a few minutes ago. Nearly all of them saying it's a "government crisis actress" and calling her the lowest form of human scum and claiming it's so clearly a government conspiracy that anyone who disagrees with that is an ignorant sheeple who "blindly believes the first thing the mainstream media tells you". Because obviously to not believe this conspiracy I had to be told to not believe it by the mainstream media and not because it's LOLconspiratard

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06-17-2016 , 07:49 AM

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EddyB66

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People have a lot of faith in these conspiracies. It would take at least 25 people to pull off. They think ALL of those people would be able to keep quiet? Lol that's hilarious.

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06-17-2016 , 08:34 AM

#37143

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

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Still not sure what the conspiracies is for. Gun control? Well that's working...

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06-17-2016 , 09:25 AM

#37144

bahbahmickey

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Still not sure what the conspiracies is for. Gun control? Well that's working...

It is to get that young lady some counseling.

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06-17-2016 , 11:17 AM

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bixby snyder

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Originally Posted by Natamus

There is a grain of truth. Many people don't know what an assault rifle is or what semiautomatic means... Which has made some instances of the calls for gun control a little confusing.

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06-17-2016 , 11:44 AM

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rakemeplz

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Hey guys you might not be too familiar with Conservative Anti-Muslim woman, either am I to be honest. Here's some lengthy bull**** she wrote that's probably filled with zesty bull****tery to make your day a great one. Enjoy.

While the liberal media is pushing the Orlando shooting as nothing more than a closeted homosexual acting out his internalized hate (which is a HUGE load of **** - he didn't kill himself, he killed 49 others), they haven't bothered to mention the addition of Laila Alawa to the Homeland Security Advisory Council Countering Violent Extremism Subcommittee.

For those not familiar, Laila Alawa is a 25 year old blogger and Syrian immigrant who has spent her short time as an American citizen (just 10 years as a citizen mind you), spreading hatred of the American people, it's policies and pushing her Muslim beliefs.

This is the same woman who tweeted "911 changed the world for good, and there's no other way to say it." He racism and anti-American rhetoric is all over her bog and Twitter account. On another one of her hate induced tweets. she wrote "I'm just really really over today and it isn't even noon yet. Salty white tears all over my newsfeed", in regard to the opposite of freely opening our borders and allowing anyone and everyone to come in.

Yes, the SAME woman who wrote "... I will always be Syrian. I will always be from Syria. I will always be of Syria" in one of her blog posts: http://thetempest.co/…/culture/i-cry...t-my-homeland/

THIS is the person Barack Obama has put on a committee of our Homeland Security Department? It's no wonder that this committee is advising the U.S. government to eliminate Muslim words such as “jihad,” “sharia,” “takfir‘ or “umma”.

According to this very woman, who (again) is responsible for making decisions about the SAFETY and WELL BEING of AMERICAN citizens, says "You can't say something intolerant and not expect consequences. Not on my watch".

So to recap... we have an ANTI AMERICAN citizen, who has openly voiced her hatred of Americans (especially white ones), who is now making decision for the very people she hates? That couldn't POSSIBLY be a conflict of interest. If you think if you have the the freedom to believe whatever you want, you're wrong. Nothing to see here minions..move along.

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06-17-2016 , 11:46 AM

#37147

rakemeplz

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06-17-2016 , 12:06 PM

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bottomset

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Originally Posted by bixby snyder

There is a grain of truth. Many people don't know what an assault rifle is or what semiautomatic means... Which has made some instances of the calls for gun control a little confusing.

Can the top 2 kill 50 people in a couple minutes?