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OOO CHILD I CANT STOP LAUGHIN AT MY AUNTIE! I HAVE HER A PEACH PIE AND THAT GUH ATE IT AND SAID THANKS FOR THAT APPLE PIE. LAWD. IM KNOWIN IT WAS A BIG SIGN THAT SAID PEACH. #toodamntickled

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10-18-2011 , 06:00 AM

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Cyluscylus

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annyoing facebook couple just had first baby, reeeaallly want to troll the announcement pictures.

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10-18-2011 , 09:16 AM

#3653

Brian O'Nolan

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Originally Posted by thetinytiger

OOO CHILD I CANT STOP LAUGHIN AT MY AUNTIE! I HAVE HER A PEACH PIE AND THAT GUH ATE IT AND SAID THANKS FOR THAT APPLE PIE. LAWD. IM KNOWIN IT WAS A BIG SIGN THAT SAID PEACH. #toodamntickled

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Yes, Negroes are allowed to use the same Internet as you and I. Isn't that just swell?

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10-18-2011 , 10:18 AM

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AKSpartan

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She actually wrote "girl" as "guh." Yep.

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10-18-2011 , 10:26 AM

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tschubauer

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Originally Posted by Cyluscylus

annyoing facebook couple just had first baby, reeeaallly want to troll the announcement pictures.

Just do yourself a favor and defriend them now.

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10-18-2011 , 01:30 PM

#3656

neuroman

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Originally Posted by Cyluscylus

annyoing facebook couple just had first baby, reeeaallly want to troll the announcement pictures.

You: OMG, so cute, is it yours!?

Them: Of course, thanks! :-)

You: No really, have you done a genetic test? Can't be too careful nowadays.

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10-18-2011 , 07:17 PM

#3657

Lagtastic

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Not a status update that is narcissistic but a gem of a private message that my wife found in her inbox today.

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Thanks for accepting the friend request, you look great! Just wanted you to know that I always had a crush on you in college and I bet we could of had some FUN. I regret that never happened.

I'm finishing up law school this year and have a job lined up in the 6 digit salary range. Hope all is well with you!

This guys profile pic is him and his new wife, they got married in June. I don't care if some former classmate wants to holla at my wife, but the law school thing just made me lol, it was just thrown in there so randomly.

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10-18-2011 , 07:24 PM

#3658

Dr. Spaceman

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Originally Posted by Cyluscylus

annyoing facebook couple just had first baby, reeeaallly want to troll the announcement pictures.

dnaperf that is a weird looking dog you have a picture of

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10-18-2011 , 09:00 PM

#3659

deucedeuces

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She actually wrote "girl" as "guh." Yep.

maybe it's done in attempt at humor? i've never really understood this. back in the day i chatted with this chick on msn who would always write "mah" instead of "my". that one really made me wonder if they actually think it's spelled like that.

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10-18-2011 , 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Brian O'Nolan

Yes, Negroes are allowed to use the same Internet as you and I. Isn't that just swell?

This is almost racist. I have a lot of negro friends who do not type like this.

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10-18-2011 , 10:59 PM

#3661

EvilSteve

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It would only be racist if they weren't allowed to use the same internet.

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10-18-2011 , 11:09 PM

#3662

Dominic

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wait, there are negros on the internet? Why hasn't there been something done about this?

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10-18-2011 , 11:12 PM

#3663

anononon

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Zuckerberg invented Facebook and for awhile only allowed college students, relegating the black man to Myspace. Then he went and ruined it.

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10-18-2011 , 11:47 PM

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Brian O'Nolan

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This is almost racist. I have a lot of negro friends who do not type like this.

Hey, let's not get testy, chief. Some of my best friends are Negroes.

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10-19-2011 , 01:41 AM

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Some of my best victims were negroes.

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Originally Posted by Lagtastic

Not a status update that is narcissistic but a gem of a private message that my wife found in her inbox today.
This guys profile pic is him and his new wife, they got married in June. I don't care if some former classmate wants to holla at my wife, but the law school thing just made me lol, it was just thrown in there so randomly.

Just ship this right on over to his wife.

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10-19-2011 , 06:34 AM

#3666

Karak

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Originally Posted by Lagtastic

Not a status update that is narcissistic but a gem of a private message that my wife found in her inbox today.

This guys profile pic is him and his new wife, they got married in June. I don't care if some former classmate wants to holla at my wife, but the law school thing just made me lol, it was just thrown in there so randomly.

law students are some of the most insufferable people on the face of the earth

Last edited by Karak; 10-19-2011 at 06:34 AM. Reason: in before LOL KARAK UR GR8 EVIDENCE OF THAT LOLOL

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10-19-2011 , 06:40 AM

#3667

buddyholly

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law students aren't people.

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10-19-2011 , 06:46 AM

#3668

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wait, there are negros on the internet? Why hasn't there been something done about this?

best post ever?

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10-19-2011 , 12:11 PM

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Khaos4k

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Originally Posted by Lagtastic

Not a status update that is narcissistic but a gem of a private message that my wife found in her inbox today.

This guys profile pic is him and his new wife, they got married in June. I don't care if some former classmate wants to holla at my wife, but the law school thing just made me lol, it was just thrown in there so randomly.

Haha dude still wants to bang your wife. The chance of him cheating on his wife at some point is 100%.

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10-19-2011 , 01:12 PM

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AKSpartan

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law students are some of the most insufferable people on the face of the earth

Just don't be like them.

That's really pathetic though. That dude must hate his life.

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10-19-2011 , 01:16 PM

#3671

ut2010

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**** teachers on facebook. STFU. also stay at moms that think people care about their kids. go away.

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10-19-2011 , 01:48 PM

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MikeyObviously

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+1 to law students being the worst. Obviously there are exceptions...(I happen to know they are the worst because I had a good friend who was a law student)

But yeah Jesus Christ **** the most of 'em. Imagine a Philosophy student, but: less interesting, more entitled and superior, and less likely to admit they're wrong. They are smart, but in the lamest way possible.

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10-19-2011 , 03:21 PM

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Claunchy

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I have a philosophy degree AND a law degree.

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10-19-2011 , 04:24 PM

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MikeyObviously

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I have a philosophy degree AND a law degree.

I don't mind a philosophy major. What I was trying to get at is that they tend to be argumentative in conversation...but often in interesting ways and with an open mind.