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FBmom^5 with some great facebooking on Saturday

10am: story about one of her units clearing breakfast dishes because "I want to help, you do the work of three mommies!" precious

1pm: "these bitches are out here acting like you have everything together when I know you have a heroine addiction and cant function without it." strong

2:45: "my son just bit my newborn in the face really hard. hes never done that before. I got him to stop and screamed at him how he's crying."

she's a constant stream of self-congratulation for mom'ing like a champion, but once every couple weeks she posts a legit crisis like "someone go to my house now, #s 2 and 4 have been home alone for 1-6 hours" or my son tried to eat my daughters face.

I LOL'd three times while reading this

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05-22-2016 , 06:43 PM

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DucoGranger

adept

Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 762

With that: "Fail at imperative agreement." It should be "Don't be grateful."

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05-22-2016 , 06:44 PM

#36453

HiFi

Dented ovaries

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 23,508

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Originally Posted by PocketChads

If you bought an iPhone that's your problem

Clearly yes. I really should do something about that but I'm used to it and I'm ****ing lazy as hell. I'll survive tho.

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05-22-2016 , 06:48 PM

#36454

HiFi

Dented ovaries

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 23,508

Ok so this one is not from one of my frequent fliers, and it isn't horrible but I think it still belongs here.

"Sometimes, the city can crush souls right where they stand."

K.

So yeah you see someone in distress in public and take a picture so you can post about it, but when I asked if the guy was ok, no response. It's like a cousin of the homeless water bottle thing.

This winner also made an Instagram account for the family dog.

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05-22-2016 , 06:49 PM

#36455

PocketChads

guaranteed 42-10 finish

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 22,449

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Originally Posted by HiFi

Clearly yes. I really should do something about that but I'm used to it and I'm ****ing lazy as hell. I'll survive tho.

Ur in my prers

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05-22-2016 , 06:59 PM

#36456

HiFi

Dented ovaries

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 23,508

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Originally Posted by DucoGranger

With that: "Fail at imperative agreement." It should be "Don't be grateful."

Misspelled "greatful" IMO

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05-22-2016 , 07:01 PM

#36457

Snoopy5

banned

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 1,153

Bonus Hole Boys...wow.

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05-22-2016 , 07:15 PM

#36458

steve1238

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 7,631

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Originally Posted by HiFi

Misspelled "greatful" IMO

Wat?

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05-22-2016 , 07:20 PM

#36459

gs3737

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 4,579

Random Facebook question. TIA:

When I look at my profile on the app, under "friends" they show six friends and their pictures. Is there anything to this or is it random?? Legit curious...

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05-22-2016 , 07:27 PM

#36460

Alobar

Born Ready

Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 42,368

those are the last 6 facebook friends that looked at your profile

Last edited by Alobar; 05-22-2016 at 07:27 PM. Reason: Im making that up, I assume its random

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05-22-2016 , 07:27 PM

#36461

DucoGranger

adept

Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 762

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Originally Posted by HiFi

Misspelled "greatful" IMO

You would think so but "greatful" doesn't exist. We get "grateful" from "gratitude".

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05-22-2016 , 07:29 PM

#36462

PocketChads

guaranteed 42-10 finish

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 22,449

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Originally Posted by Snoopy5

Bonus Hole Boys...wow.

They're beautiful!

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05-22-2016 , 08:20 PM

#36463

HiFi

Dented ovaries

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 23,508

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Originally Posted by DucoGranger

You would think so but "greatful" doesn't exist. We get "grateful" from "gratitude".

Um was obv a joke because half the posts itt spell it incorrectly in exactly that way. I know how to spell it...

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05-22-2016 , 08:34 PM

#36464

Alobar

Born Ready

Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 42,368

sure you do!

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05-22-2016 , 08:35 PM

#36465

wombat4hire

in touch with humanity

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 6,940

"3 ways to fail" seems OK to me.

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05-22-2016 , 08:39 PM

#36466

HiFi

Dented ovaries

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 23,508

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Originally Posted by Alobar

sure you do!

Haha I even thought about making it more clear that it was not a serious post, but since that error has been beaten to death about a dozen times already I thought "nah, everyone will get it, nobody (even in OOT) thinks I could be THAT dumb..."

Wrong again!

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05-22-2016 , 08:54 PM

#36467

bdiddy131313

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 2,609

"So now I'm on the verge of pulling my hair out.

I typed out a big huge rant earlier, and thought it posted. Now it's gone. Poof. Nowhere to be found. Rant was about being woken up from my nap by a screaming baby cause hubby who was supposed to be watching baby fell asleep on the couch and couldn't hear the kid crying. I'm so beyond frustrated that I'm continuously reminded that hubby can do whatever he wants whenever he wants with zero consequences and I can't even nap for a ****ing hour without interruption. :-( ugh. And my phone hates me. Can today be done??"

Love these mom groups

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05-22-2016 , 08:59 PM

#36468

wombat4hire

in touch with humanity

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 6,940

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

Last edited by wombat4hire; 05-22-2016 at 08:59 PM. Reason: hifi

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05-22-2016 , 08:59 PM

#36469

Snoopy5

banned

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 1,153

Hey, being a mom is tough.

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05-22-2016 , 09:02 PM

#36470

PocketChads

guaranteed 42-10 finish

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 22,449

There's no way a 4-year old wrote that

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05-22-2016 , 09:29 PM

#36471

bdiddy131313

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 2,609

Ya so tough she can't complete her entire nap, can her day be done?!?!

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05-22-2016 , 09:35 PM

#36472

HiFi

Dented ovaries

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 23,508

It's almost like being a parent is work or something.

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05-22-2016 , 09:59 PM

#36473

I_AM_EVIL

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 13,267

Such a shame she didn't have a choice in whether to have a kid or not.

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05-22-2016 , 10:03 PM

#36474

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

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Originally Posted by I_AM_EVIL

Such a shame she didn't have a choice in whether to have a kid or not.

❤️

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05-22-2016 , 11:15 PM

#36475

El Diablo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 70,770

Coaster, hifi, etc:

One of them (tapatalk vs web) recognizes the SPOIL tag, the other recognizes the SPOILER tag.

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