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Got a shakeology chick I was in a play with a while back. She lost a lot of weight, but is still a little chubby. Went from NFW to Meh, OK; which is a definite improvement.

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05-07-2016 , 12:31 AM

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goofball

Beat Nate Silver

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(you know it's not racist because a black person is wearing the shirt!)

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05-07-2016 , 12:51 AM

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problemeliminator

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Originally Posted by ludacris

Everyone's a rapist.

Has anyone ITT ever explicitly asked for consent？ It's such a bizarre idea to me, like a girl mounting you and putting you inside her isn't explicit enough consent.

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05-07-2016 , 01:24 AM

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pwnsall

CFBBPC

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For the guy you mean

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05-07-2016 , 01:34 AM

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Aidan

Kroenke Out

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Originally Posted by problemeliminator

Has anyone ITT ever explicitly asked for consent？ It's such a bizarre idea to me, like a girl mounting you and putting you inside her isn't explicit enough consent.

Looks like we've got another rapist on our hands

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05-07-2016 , 01:38 AM

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I_AM_EVIL

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How are you supposed to get consent after she's passed out from the ruffies?

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05-07-2016 , 01:44 AM

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problemeliminator

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Originally Posted by pwnsall

For the guy you mean

Obviously only thinking of my particular situation.

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05-07-2016 , 05:26 AM

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chopstick

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DIB - do you ever see the R&F seller in person? If so, please ask her what a peptide is and report back with her reaction.

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05-07-2016 , 06:28 AM

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DudeImBetter

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She's good friends with coworkers I need to impress, can't rock the boat by trolling her right now.

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05-07-2016 , 09:45 AM

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Alobar

Born Ready

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Originally Posted by problemeliminator

Has anyone ITT ever explicitly asked for consent？ It's such a bizarre idea to me, like a girl mounting you and putting you inside her isn't explicit enough consent.

holy **** man, it sounds like you were raped!!!

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05-07-2016 , 10:13 AM

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lonely_but_rich

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I'm sorry that happened to you, PE

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05-07-2016 , 11:00 AM

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gregorio

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If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you can read this in English, thank a soldier.**

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05-07-2016 , 11:15 AM

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thethethe

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05-07-2016 , 11:22 AM

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pwnsall

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i don't quite get it

missed a chance for an ebonics joke

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05-07-2016 , 11:34 AM

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thethethe

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Many a lol was had...

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05-07-2016 , 01:00 PM

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Johnny Truant

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I can't search these forums to save my life, but I would like an update on the guy who started his get in shape resolution by doing 1000 push ups, 1000 pull-ups and running 10k everyday. He must be jacked by now.

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05-07-2016 , 01:03 PM

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Alobar

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ugh, when did mother day turn into an entire weekend event. No one gives a **** that you love your mom, jfc, and you love her so much you cant wait till sunday to post about it, you gotta do it on saturday to show you truly care and arent just one of the fake people who do it on the actual day. I wonder how many of these peoples moms even are on facebook to see it?

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05-07-2016 , 01:10 PM

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Johnny Truant

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I have some gals on my feed who celebrate their birth month now. I can't ever figure out if their self esteem is unnaturally high or low.

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05-07-2016 , 01:14 PM

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BigPoppa

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I understand fondness for your birth month, but celebrating it like it's special is just silly.

Always kinda resented the phrase "April is the cruelest month" since I was born in April. But it is kinda true since I was born in April.

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05-07-2016 , 01:18 PM

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Alobar

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Originally Posted by Johnny Truant

I have some gals on my feed who celebrate their birth month now. I can't ever figure out if their self esteem is unnaturally high or low.

yeah same. I remember when it was birthday week. Pretty soon these annoying chicks are going to be celebrating their birthday everyday of the year. "This is the year I turn 32, woohoo, who wants to celebrate this weekend and buy me drinks!"

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05-07-2016 , 01:29 PM

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ctyri

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Originally Posted by Alobar

ugh, when did mother day turn into an entire weekend event. No one gives a **** that you love your mom, jfc, and you love her so much you cant wait till sunday to post about it, you gotta do it on saturday to show you truly care and arent just one of the fake people who do it on the actual day. I wonder how many of these peoples moms even are on facebook to see it?

All of them.

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05-07-2016 , 01:48 PM

#35974

Johnny Truant

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Originally Posted by ctyri

All of them.

My mom refuses to join Facebook. I will admit to my own embarrassment that I posted a picture of me and my mom last Mother's Day (not before but that is a minor relief from my shame) knowing that the only way my mom would see it is if my sister showed it to her. My mom saw it a week late and called me out like the little bitch that I am because she keeps it real.

I'm considering posting the above as my mothers's day status.

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05-07-2016 , 02:20 PM

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Alobar

Born Ready

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lol, now people are posting about how mothers day is hard for women who arent a mom because it makes them feel like less of a woman, and to keep that in mind as you post....hahahahaha

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